Aye yo can a nigga get a ebonics thread up in this bitch?

[SandyCat]

none of that mayo talk in this crib you feelin' me hwite boi?

Anyway what's y'all's favorite drank and whys it that dank ass purple drank?

 

[“Fun”times]

No got to school and get a GED.

 

[Gimmick Account]

Strictly analogue bonics only.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Sheeeet dawg! Y’all beez havin dat sammitch an don’ eben gibs me sum. Dat shits whack, gnomesayin?

 

[SandyCat]

No got to school and get a GED.

Shieeet nigga mys dad got no egimications and he be ballin wit dat drug money nigga I aint need no gay ED nigga imma just hussle for that green nigga

 

[Skitarii]

Man I'll see you at work

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Fuck yo cracka ass tryna ack like you a nigga n shiet. Y'all crackas need to give us brothas sum reperashuns

 

[Telomayonnaise]

Ebonics? Ebon-Deez Nuts

 

[Red Hood]

Oh stewardess! I speak Jive.

 

[TroonsDid911]

 

[Strayserval]

Get'yo ass on it den dawg!

 

[Joe Swanson]

Muh dik

 

[Retink]

'ey Monica with the titty catkisha pic! Good sheeeeit that now we no need to yack in mayo and can speak Kang! Dem lean there be the sheeeit that all the true niggas drink but no hwite boi gonna fuck wit.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"Shit ain't cornbread."
- Lars McNulty

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Yo! kahll yaself nahgger faggot

 

[419]

mark ass corny ass poser niggas

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

boy ill slap tha shit out yo punk ass. quit playin wit me hoe ass nigga. wack ass furry porn headass nigga. you weird as hell musty ass nigga

 

[Cupronickel]

Fuck yall rayciss azz honkey cracka pieces ah bitch azz shiet. I iz gonna fuck yo azz up real gud. I be callin up the local ADL an they iz shame yo filthy rayciss azz. I be postin this from mah cracked azz I-fone 6 plus dat i bot with YO tax dollas.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

"In this prison, booty,was more important than food. Booty. A man's butt. Booty...havin some booty was more important than drinkin water. I like booty!"