balding homeless asian man wants to work a 9-5 but doesn't want to work a 9-5 - the universe will save him

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i swear to god i've never seen this channel before but the first video on his youtube channel is this

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

OP, I can bum you a $50 if you're down on your luck. No need to attention-seek on kiwi farms (you need to quit porn tho)

 

[Golly Bo-Bolly]

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

OP, I can bum you a $50 if you're down on your luck. No need to attention-seek on kiwi farms (you need to quit porn tho)

https://www.pornhub.com/model/ernesty-huang/videos

NSFW... obviously.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I heard that being a male Asian porn star is very easy because they pixelate their junk so they can use prosthetics and just pretend they have a huge dick that can last for hours.

 

[Just A Butt]

Best OP so far.

 

[Figger Nucker]

I heard that being a male Asian porn star is very easy because they pixelate their junk so they can use prosthetics and just pretend they have a huge dick that can last for hours.

You get to have sex with a porn star, but you have to use a fake dick. Japan sucks.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Anybody else see the title in the sidebar and panic thinking you'd been doxxxed?

 

[Vect]

Wow, that's a...hairline.

You pay attention to a lot of men engaging in sexual activity don't you, Mr. Bin Laden?

I heard that being a male Asian porn star is very easy because they pixelate their junk so they can use prosthetics and just pretend they have a huge dick that can last for hours.

You've heard?

 

[The Hawk Tuah Girl]

https://www.pornhub.com/model/ernesty-huang/videos

NSFW... obviously.

Its 6 pages worth of him seemingly jerking off or doing something with his ass. And no, its not censored penis.

He's gifted for being asian so that's why he's tried doing porn, I guess. Also seems big time mentally ill.

 

[KingNothing]

How about you fearlessly get a job?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Wow, that's a...hairline.

You pay attention to a lot of men engaging in sexual activity don't you, Mr. Bin Laden?


You've heard?

it’s a gay website

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Its 6 pages worth of him seemingly jerking off or doing something with his ass. And no, its not censored penis.

He's gifted for being asian so that's why he's tried doing porn, I guess. Also seems big time mentally ill.

I guess you could say he's... earnestly hung.

 

[The Magnificence]

Anybody else see the title in the sidebar and panic thinking you'd been doxxxed?

I thought for a moment this was another Liz Fong Jones thread...

 

[BradeRunna]

Time to go back to ching chong ping pong land.

 

[Vect]

it’s a gay website

You do seem to run into those.

I don't blame you, as you see they're tremendously addictive.