Lolcow Baratron - UESP Wiki Administrator / Polyamorous / Benefits Cheat / 7-Year-PhD Student

[TheFrogMenace]

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I recently came across this disgusting piece of human waste in my travels through the internet. Baratron (helen-louise) is a 30-something fat wiki administrator who has somehow cheated TWO different men into being in a relationship with it.

husband, me, boyfriend :heart:

I went to the US to see Shifty for Easter and this was our sickening family shot over Skype.

Now if you, like me, are wondering how this creature manages to afford to travel to the US of A from Britanistan then wonder no longer, as they are a benefits cheat pretending to have a bullshit disability to leech off the British benefits system:

It wouldn't be so bad if it was in the morning, but it's 3.15-4.15pm. Ordinarily, this would be great - I'm always complaining about appointments from the Pain Clinic in the morning considering how brain-dead most people with chronic pain are at stupid o'clock. However, while I don't have the timetable for the Graduate Symposium yet, every year I've been aware of, the poster session has been on Thursday afternoon.

Chronic pain, aka fibromyalgia, is what every single benefits cheat and disability faker claims they have so that they can get those neetbux without having to actually have anything wrong with them. It's a completely unprovable condition where the individual claims to suffer from unexplainable and debilitating pain.

And if you read their blogs you find very interesting shit like this:

*I am bigender rather than non-binary or genderqueer, so I am female except when I'm not. I have somewhere between a few hours and a few days of raging gender dysphoria per month where my entire body is Wrong, and the (actually bi but scared of women) gay man in the back of my head comes out. And the rest of the time it's just fine and I want to be addressed as "she/her" and recognised as A Female Geek Doing Nerdy Things. The conclusion I've come to is that my social and political gender is female, but my sexual gender is male.

What the fuck does this stuff even mean?

 

[Sunflower Overseer]

Edit:Tbh, as an actual feedback:
I should say your OP is better than the first one, but I still have a hard time getting convinced that a woman who makes sex with 2 dudes, and consider herself a special gender is lolcow worthy.

 

[Cthulu]

gross

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

And if you read their blogs you find very interesting shit like this:

*I am bigender rather than non-binary or genderqueer, so I am female except when I'm not. I have somewhere between a few hours and a few days of raging gender dysphoria per month where my entire body is Wrong, and the (actually bi but scared of women) gay man in the back of my head comes out. And the rest of the time it's just fine and I want to be addressed as "she/her" and recognised as A Female Geek Doing Nerdy Things. The conclusion I've come to is that my social and political gender is female, but my sexual gender is male.

What the fuck does this stuff even mean?

Okay, I would say: "I am a boring straight woman, who fatally overdosed on shitty gay fanfictions."

 

[Coldgrip]

Okay, I would say: "I am a boring straight woman, who fatally overdosed on shitty gay fanfictions."

I hope she overdoses on opioids.

 

[HG 400]

> gets money for nothing
> has a harem

This isn't a lolcow it's an autistic success story.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

locked because garbage tbh