Baseball Thread

Tommy John Surgery said:
A lot of people malding about the Yanks' torpedo bats being unfair since they readjusted where the barrel is and have been slugging at a historic pace to start the season. Meanwhile, Zac Gallen annihilates their batting order with two off-speed pitches to the tune of tying a career-high 13 K's and no walks in 6.2 shutout innings, lol.
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GrammaNazi said:
I found a graphic on espn that shows what makes the torpedo bat different.
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AllieKat said:
Fuck pitchers. Torpedo bats forever. Learn to locate you sub 80 IQ Dominicans tearing your arm apart to throw 98 every pitch. Maddux never topped 95 and was HOF. Pitching is more than throwing hard.

Torpedo bats just equal the playing field for hitters against a bunch of mongoloids tossing 100 until their arms fall off
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I hope it proliferates throughout the league. More offense equals more action and excitement.
 
It's a given that city connect uni will suck but this Giants design is crap
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some ai slop that better showcases SF:
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Jace on ice said:
So you want Blernsball from Futurama with the mandatory steroid injections and gladiatorial combat?

"Huh so they finally jazzed it up" ~ Fry.
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And get rid of the Buster Posey rule. And let brawls play out like they do in hockey. And make a rule that you can be thrown at if you flipped your bat in the previous plate appearance.
 
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Mordecai 3 Finger Brown said:
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The Jays came to Queens over the weekend to get swept and the Mets wore their new jerseys too.

They look like Yankee away jerseys on Pride Night.
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Looked especially bad with the purple sleeves that look more pink on tv. That look reminds me of the mothers day thing where they all wear pink stuff. I really hate the city connect stuff almost as much as the ghost runner. This wouldn't even cut it as a Rockies uniform.

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Posted earlier and then deleted because it was in question, but now is once more confirmed:

Former reliever Octavio Dotel was killed this morning in the Dominican Republic along with 57 others (at this point) when the roof of a nightclub collapsed. Also killed was Nelson Cruz's sister Nelsy Cruz.
 
Fleetwood said:
Looked especially bad with the purple sleeves that look more pink on tv. That look reminds me of the mothers day thing where they all wear pink stuff. I really hate the city connect stuff almost as much as the ghost runner. This wouldn't even cut it as a Rockies uniform.

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Looks like a minor league team who give themselves a goofy name in order to get people to come to their games.
 
I don’t know why I subject myself to the cesspit that is the Dodgers subreddit, but watching the literal faggots, trannies and niggers hyperventilating over the team visiting God Emperor Trump at the White House was some comedy magic.

In actual Baseball news, Dodgers have been playing sloppy as fuck. A whole lot of cleaning up to do across the board.

I am not a fan of Betts playing SS. Send him back into the outfield and just have Edman be SS.

For all of the big name pitchers that they allegedly have, I’m not happy with how many walks are given up. I don’t give a fuck about what the analytics trannies say.

Putting men on base just means that eventually you’ll get skewered.
 
Armor of God said:
I don’t know why I subject myself to the cesspit that is the Dodgers subreddit, but watching the literal faggots, trannies and niggers hyperventilating over the team visiting God Emperor Trump at the White House was some comedy magic.

In actual Baseball news, Dodgers have been playing sloppy as fuck. A whole lot of cleaning up to do across the board.

I am not a fan of Betts playing SS. Send him back into the outfield and just have Edman be SS.

For all of the big name pitchers that they allegedly have, I’m not happy with how many walks are given up. I don’t give a fuck about what the analytics trannies say.

Putting men on base just means that eventually you’ll get skewered.
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Dodgers need to get off that right down the middle fastball that everyone and their grandmothers can see coming if they want any results, change it up a bit holy fuck.
 
I just want to say that grounding into double plays remains perhaps the most infuriating shit to me in all of Baseball. Fuck this shit.

Motherfucking Ben Casparius just has to fuck shit up. 6 men in a row reaching base and 5 runs given up in just 1 inning...

Down 11-0 now...this game is becoming an absolute meme. Fuck it, go for giving up 15 runs or some shit.
 
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Armor of God said:
I don’t know why I subject myself to the cesspit that is the Dodgers subreddit, but watching the literal faggots, trannies and niggers hyperventilating over the team visiting God Emperor Trump at the White House was some comedy magic.
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I love Baseball to death, but with that being said, probably outside of MLS, it has the most Reddit/soyboy fanbase of any of the North American sports.
 
Franz Joseph said:
I love Baseball to death, but with that being said, probably outside of MLS, it has the most Reddit/soyboy fanbase of any of the North American sports.
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r/baseball is insufferable, though I get sucked back in to lurk once in awhile for lack of non-pozzed general baseball options.

They do all the cringe Reddit shit like going dark to protest API changes, disallowing Twitter links because of Elon's swasticar, are still gleefully calling Trevor Bauer a rapist even after literal texts and vids of his accuser premeditating her false sexual assault allegations were released in their court settlement, etc.

I remember noticing that Fangraphs itself was pozzed about a decade ago before I even became redpilled myself. Back when they did more longform content via The Hardball Times, long since shuttered, a lot of their authors were women who mostly wrote articles complaining about misogyny and racism in baseball instead of sabermetrics.

The remaining writers on their site (or at least years ago when I still skimmed their editorial content) similarly were TDS as hell, which consistently bled into their pieces on statistical analysis.
 
Franz Joseph said:
I love Baseball to death, but with that being said, probably outside of MLS, it has the most Reddit/soyboy fanbase of any of the North American sports.
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I'm not American and that's what I like about baseball: the fanbase is either Mr. Half Man, Half Soylent like Foolish Baseball or 'Nam veteran Terry who has zero online opsec and thinks they should give out MVP's for bunts. There's no in between
 
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