Baseball Thread

[#FF0000]

Please blue jays if you can hear me

 

[Kermit the Frog]

>Kershaw warming up
Oh my god no. Offense has to win it in the 9th.

 

[Maker's Mark]

Ohtani may have a little Jap dick, but he's about to fuck the entire Blue Jays fanbase.

 

[George Lucas]

The thing about walking Ohtani is that he can still fuck you up by stealing bases.

 

[Meat Target]

Fuck that "he came off the bag" rules-jewery. You beat the throw, you should be safe.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

0-0 count and Mookie doesn't swing on the steal attempt to provide a little bit of cover? Come on, man.
Welp. Sheehan is up. Congrats on the win, Blue Jays.
edit: super aggressive baserunning coming to bite both teams in the ass

 

[George Lucas]

Fuck that "he came off the bag" rules-jewery. You beat the throw, you should be safe.

That might be the only time I can remember it being enforced.

 

[Meat Target]

"But but buhuhuhuh BLOCKING THE PLATE!"

Suck it, Blow Jays.

 

[George Lucas]

Bad call leading to Will Smith getting hit. Fuck this ump.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Can't wait for Kershaw to come in and choke one last time in the playoffs.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

This game, much like this series, is going to come down to which bullpen fucks up first, huh.

Fuck this ump.

Honestly I can take bad umping if it goes against both teams, solely because at least that way I know the Ump is just shit instead of having money on the game.

 

[#FF0000]

This game sucks

 

[George Lucas]

This game, much like this series, is going to come down to which bullpen fucks up first, huh.

Honestly I can take bad umping if it goes against both teams, solely because at least that way I know the Ump is just shit instead of having money on the game.

With Springer out this is probably the game of the series.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Ohtani is the broadest shouldered Jap I've ever seen. What a unit.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Ohtani is the broadest shouldered Jap I've ever seen. What a unit.

Dude is 6'3 210 he's a unit
Edit this game makes me want to die

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Kershaw coming in with the bases loaded. Fuck me, this won't end well.
edit: he got the out but holy shit that was stressful

 

[George Lucas]

Kershaw on bases loaded holy shit.

 

[Maker's Mark]

I want to fucking die. Just get one in, Jays.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Edit Can our fucking bottom of the order show any signs of life?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

That was a go ahead walk Why the fuck did he swing at such a terrible ball?