Being more careful about speaking the way I do on KF IRL - My classmates don’t understand being Rated Late

[Dentontx]

Fam, do you ever find yourself IRL referring to someone as an “exceptional individual”? Expressing dismay at someone “reeeeeeeeeeing” or “bouncing and squeaking”? Offering the opinion that someone useless will “shit themselves and do nothing”? Calling somebody’s welfare check their “tugboat”?

Welcome to my life.

My classmates. My gf. My advisor. All of these people have scratched their heads in total confusion at some expression everyone here would understand immediately. I am at some risk of perplexing the people around me, and still worse of causing them to wonder if I’ve stroked out in my language center. Tell me I’m not the only one dealing with this?

 

[Remove Goat]

You use internet lingo irl?

I'd rate you cringe but the rating doesn't exist.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Tell me I’m not the only one dealing with this?

You are the only one dealing with this.

 

[Coconut Gun]

I call people autistic in real life. Does that count?

 

[Beta Faggot]

>having irl friends

Also if you can't draw the line between how you speak online and how you talk to people in person you're probably an "exceptional individual" yourself.

 

[ThatGayElfFromDragonAge]

the day i say "lol" out loud instead of laughing is the day i eat a bullet. and this is coming from someone with a star trek meme as his avatar.

 

[Cool kitties club]

I really only use the language around friends that actually know what they mean not in polite company or normal people.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

our very own niggerstomper58

 

[Clop]

You're supposed to be speaking on KF the way you do to avoid having to speak like that IRL, you twat.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Hell, this is one of the most sophisticated places I know in that regard. You get two shitposts on page 1 going "COWTROONNIGGERLUL", and the rest is highly above average internet lingo usage.

 

[Done]

My classmates. My gf. My advisor. All of these people have scratched their heads in total confusion at some expression everyone here would understand immediately.

No they're scratching their heads at your autism.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

It's like expecting someone to get an inside joke who isn't part of your group.

 

[IV 445]

I once said “HRT” instead of HR department irl, and I blame KF for it. Thankfully nobody caught it.

 

[Coldgrip]

I say what I want and nobody questions it. After all, are you going to question the man with no pants and an aggressive erection pointed in your direction?

 

[RG 448]

If you’re using KF lingo to insult people irl and they aren’t killing themselves then the problem is with your delivery. I get free tendies from my local burger king cause they know ill make a lolcow thread on em if they dont play ball.

 

[AP 297]

I refer to people in real life as exceptional individuals all the time.

I find it a classy and wonderfully sarcastic way to be facetious about some of the Grade-A Idiots that I at times have the misfortune of encountering. Most of the time I get a number of laughs from it, too. People often realize that I would love nothing more than to sink the mouth breather in question to the bottom of the ocean with a giant millstone around their neck, but to simply call them an extra special exceptional individual who has met and exceeded my lowest of expectations just sounds so refined.

 

[RG 448]

I refer to people in real life exceptional individuals all the time.

I find it a classy and wonderfully sarcastic way to be facetious about some of the Grade-A Idiots that I at times have the misfortune of encountering. Most of the time I get a number of laughs from it, too. People often realize that I would love nothing more than to sink the mouth breather in question to the bottom of the ocean with a giant millstone around their neck, but to simply call them an extra special exceptional individual who has met an exceeded my lowest of expectations just sounds so refined.

It is refined. That’s the thing about kiwi farmers: more than anything else, we’re just classy people.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I mentioned "tendies" IRL once and immediately felt great shame, so far I have avoided a repeat performance

 

[Tookie]

Sometimes I get mixed up and kill trannies irl.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

No. You fucking 'tard.