Besides being a pedo dog fucker, why do you dislike Tom

His shitty sax playing and "busking," that is so shitty other buskers chase him away because he's driving their audiences away. What he did to "Baker Street" is a hate crime. Seriously, the only use for his sax playing other than maybe as an acoustic weapon to break up riots is Kenny G could have Tom open for him to make his own shitty, off-key, jank-ass playing sound good in comparison.
 
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AnOminous said:
His shitty sax playing and "busking," that is so shitty other buskers chase him away because he's driving their audiences away. What he did to "Baker Street" is a hate crime. Seriously, the only use for his sax playing other than maybe as an acoustic weapon to break up riots is Kenny G could have Tom open for him to make his own shitty, off-key, jank-ass playing sound good in comparison.
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Do we have a link to the abortion he calls his musical talent?
 
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He's a booger eater
He's hideous
He pretends he'd better than everyone
He lies about having gender dysphoria and being intersex
He's sexually attracted to my avatar
He shits himself
He's accomplished nothing in Life
He's a burden
He's bald
He's fat
He's smoked meth
He malingers outside day care centers to meet children
He eats garbage
He pretends to be feminine
He lied about being grammy nominated
He tried to rape a young Mexican boy
He thinks sleeping with girls as young as 3 is okay
He claimed "Joan Bennett Ramsey got what she deserved for being a cock tease".
He posts child porn of boys
He smells and looks like the inside of a rotting tree stuffed with dead possums
The only instrument he can play is his penis
 
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AnOminous said:
They're scattered around the site and the horrific main thread. Here's him noodling around like an epileptic retard for less than a minute:
And here he is mutilating "Take Five":
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Take Five should only ever be played by skilled jazz musicians. It's the quintessential jazz piece. It evokes images of a dimly lit and darkly coloured lounge with delicious cocktails everywhere, people nicely dressed just chilling and enjoying conversations with friends or those talented musicians playing a jazz piece.

It should never conjure images of a pedo dogfucking hobo sharting himself on the sidewalk.
 
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EmpireOfTheClouds said:
Take Five should only ever be played by skilled jazz musicians. It's the quintessential jazz piece. It evokes images of a dimly lit and darkly coloured lounge with delicious cocktails everywhere, people nicely dressed just chilling and enjoying conversations with friends or those talented musicians playing a jazz piece.

It should never conjure images of a pedo dogfucking hobo sharting himself on the sidewalk.
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Tom was playing, "take two....fingers and stick them into a dog's vagina".
 
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