Best Internet Grift? - Morally bankrupt individual looking for a new racket

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Recently I have been taking some time to reflect on some things in my life. For example my lack of funds, but when I look online alot of people seem to be making ludicrous amounts of money fleecing retards online.

From here I think to myself I also have no morals and would happily empty the wallets of room temperature IQ Brainlets. So my question is this: what would the ideal grift / racket be?
 
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I remember hearing about this weird greentext where a /b/ anon (of canal quatro, obviously) sold pictures of men jacking off to his porn as "porn" to some homosexuals a while back.
 
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DJ Grelle said:
Make half-assed porn games. Ren'py isn't that hard, and story-wise it barely needs to pass. Find a niche fetish you can satisfy and you can rake in some serious dough. You just need to put out a small update every month or so.

Summertime saga earns 71k a month
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Thanks for a link to a cool site I never knew existed but besides the adult game stuff, there is also a big potential in the podcast market apparently.
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It astounds me how much money is just being thrown away way like that.
 
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Porn games are an interesting idea but for a true gift I'm thinking pay someone to make a concept & trailer post it on some fetish specific sites & discord servers with a link to a patreon where I will post updates once a month (text only) until I abruptly stop a few years down the line, then repeat ad infinitum
 
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Whatever you decide to do, focus on people's vulnerability, and have an exit strategy in case shit gets weird and you need to stop. Porn has been mentioned, and so has religion. Entertainment in general is a good, low resource (outside of the time put in and having a device to create with) product to push on people and becomes more valuable with a recession. People spend more money on small indulgences that add up quickly.
Your topic is more important than your delivery because your product might fit into different mediums (such as a podcast whose transcript is also available through a monetized personal blog).
 
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Right now, with the tide turning against the progressives, getting cancelled by the woke is usually a career boost.

Get into a position where you get discriminated against by wokes, make sure to record it, contact all conservative outlets, from Fox News to small Youtubers, get them to talk about you, they will because it gets them views.
After you get internet famous, start a Youtube channel, a Patreon account, a GoFundMe campaign, go on a university tour with Ben Shapiro or Candace Owens.
Write a book about your struggle, conservatives will buy any garbage that supports their views.
Run for office, your political e-celeb status will give you a serious advantage over other candidates.

That would be my grift in the current year.
 
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The more passive the grift the better. Running a successful podcast is hard because you have to sustain the effort. Anything political is simpler although you still have to shake hands and pose for pictures and occasionally give a speech.

I've got a minor grift I run but can't powerlevel here, that would be wrong. As others said, you want to focus on a need people have. Whether it's the need to feel righteous (political/religious grift) or the need to jerk off. If you can roleplay as a trend-chasing leftist you can make money for barely doing anything at all. Just do some lame comics or drawings and constantly parrot the current opinions.

If you pursue anything related to porn you'll want to have a backup plan because people get shut down from time to time or websites change their rules entirely. "Sex workers" have panics every now and then about this happening (see: FOSTA/SESTA, onlyfans almost banning porn, patreon eventually banning it which WILL happen)
 
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Low effort streaming seems to be the easiest, podcasts are usually themed and edited, whereas just opening up a youtube and pulling in superchats seems super chill if you are able to yap and network.

The issue is if you can yap, but not network, no matter how funny/quality you are, you'll never get anywhere, just like irl, networking is the key to career growth fair or not. In streaming this is probibly double.

Starting a stream without networking skill isn't impossible though. If you start by making short 9-min maximum videos on a popular but lesser covered subject, just reading the related news articles / reacting to videos / playing a videa, DAILY, will eventually pull in enough regular viewers to support a weekly stream, which will grow into a daily stream, that then can be coasted on since chat will just guide the whole thing. Not impossible, but certainly a grind to get started. If you can get your claws in, even a middling streaming job appears to make bank.

I have also watched many lowtier guys struggle for years to get going, like 90 viewers for 7 years slow. So I certainly don't think it's as griftastic as plastering a blogspot with google adsense and just muscling the hell out of the seo, which was fairly easy before bots destroyed google search by doing just that en mass.
 
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1. Upload a Power Point presentation about being sad to Steam.
2. Create a thread on 4 chan, where you in third person call the game shit and it's author a gay faggot.
3. Cry on Twitter that you are being harassed by 4chan for being a part of LGBTQSTDHIV++.
4. ???
5. Live off pity donations for the next decade and give your comments about that little happening causing "litteral nazis" to storm Capitol.
 
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GhostButt said:
just like irl, networking is the key to career growth fair or not
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And if you're too socially retarded to network, learn to market.
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EDIT: already suggested but you don't even have to be a particularly good artist to part these weirdos with their hard earned
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Got any examples of the bad ones earning a living? Did Schmorky ever get money for his godawful pedo diaper porn?
 
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