Best monkie?

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Gorillas are pretty smart and chill compared to their smaller pants shittingly evil levels of malicious cousins. Worst thing they do to people usually is drag them on the ground or trip them and spin away. Almost all gorilla arguments are settled by slapping the ground and running, the most impressive ape society civility I've seen.

Orangutans are a secondary contender for best as they grab sticks, and then use those sticks to discipline people they don't like.
 
Why our furry relative, the Monkey.

Monkeys make up over 80% of the worlds monkey population. Hundreds of ants are eaten each year by monkeys. Researchers believe these numbers would be far less if ants were the same size or bigger than monkeys. A monkeys balls are sensational, to a a lions these balls are called a sack lunch.
 
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