Best thing to do in Branson, MO?

[Die Oberste Direktive]

Anyone from Missouri on the farms to give me the inside scoop on Branson before I take the cheapest, sleaziest, dirtiest and cheapest vacation possible?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

It's Missouri. Smoke some meth and murder a hooker.

 

[dick brain]

Leave.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Masturbate furiously at Bingo, jizz into the ball machine