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Do you, fellow reader, wanna know why you should hate this "Blake" individual? If so, then enjoy the ride, because today we are going to unravel one of the biggest Xitterspheres that has been plaguing the western Touhou fandom for years.
Hello, fellow Kiwi Farmers and welcome to my first ever OP! I've been lurking here for quite a while, read a lot of other threads about various topics, so I decided to make one of my own with the purpose of exposing the repertorium of degeneracy and faggotry that plagues one of my personal favourite fandoms: the Touhou Project fandom. What once used to be a free-speech-friendly fandom filled with diverse™ and colourful™ characters that didn't really raise any red flags, is now unfortunately a fandom filled with spergs, faggots, niggers, and most importantly, troons. So, who is this Blake Izayoi, you may ask? He falls into the sperg category, with him being a troon worshipper as well as evident by his Xitter bio:

That this isn't the only account, because as it turns out, he's the head of the massive lefty Touhou clique on Xitter and the owner of @SakuyaWOTD, a gimmick account featuring his fumo of the Touhou character Izayoi Sakuya to
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Blake, much like every other fag you may find on r/waifuism, has an unhealthy obsession with Izayoi Sakuya. He has this pinned thread which is exactly as long as you don't want such a retarded thread to be. (Archive)
We will come back to this on its respective chapter.
Such utter dedication to pixels isn't that unheard of in the waifuist community, but Blake is a special case because, unlike any wannabe waifuist sperg who is only known by his friends, he's got actual influence which creeps far and wide into the Xitterspace. While we will delve deeper into them later on, here's a brief overview of the kind of fags you will expect to see orbiting him:







All of the accounts here are Blake's associates/clique, making sure that no Touhou account is under the influence of the evil orange man, because of course Blake is a massive Canadafag who is afraid what the big scary God-Emperor Trump can do to the one country that isn't his:

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Now that we know what Blake is, let's delve into who he is now, shall we?
Before I continue, I would like to thank our wonderful fellow Farmers @Cowboy Kim, @1994 Honda Civic and @AngelicPanzer for their massive help with this OP, it wouldn't be possible without them!
Now that we've got the prerequisite info out of the way, let us expose the biggest Touhou clique on Xitter!
Chapter 0:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS A TOUHOU PROJECT?
A quick intro to Touhou for the uninitiated
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS A TOUHOU PROJECT?
A quick intro to Touhou for the uninitiated
Now, why would I go out of my way to try and protect a seeminly random franchise? Because, what may seem like yet another weebshit game with jailbait characters, no substance and zero reason to exist, is actually a hardcore bullet hell (danmaku) vertical shmup with so much thought-out story that makes the ill-fated Concord's 400.000.000$ look like a complete waste of everyone's time there, since this Guiness World Record-breaking franchise with millions of normal and queer™ fans around God's green Earth was made by one single guy with a lot of beer named 太田順也 (Ōta Jun'ya), or ZUN for anyone who doesn't wanna waste their time learning a language infamous for being near impossible to master.
This one Japanese man with more beer than the entirety of Germany has blessed the world with what I believe to be the most prolific doujin (TL: fanmade work) game developer ever. Ōta-san has managed to make every single official Touhou game all on his own, a feat that many developers, junior and senior, rarely ever accomplish. He may be even compared to the legendary Metal Gear creator Hideo Kojima due to just how much work he has managed to put out on his own: For every anime-looking girl you will see in this thread, he's responsible for it. The gameplay itself? Him. The impossibly good music? Yep, you guessed it, ZUN did it.
The Touhou games themselves themselves, even on the easier difficulties, are very hardcore and require a lot of technical skill to get to the true ending of each story, by "1cc"ing, or performing a one continue clear on the game.
Touhou Project is also home to a wide variety of female characters based off of mainly Japanese, some Chinese, the vanishingly rare Western influence, and other Asian mythology, specifically the works of the great Greek poet Lafcadio Hearn/Koizumi Yakumo, even having certain characters named after him. Each one with their own small bits of lore, what they're capable of, what faction they belong in, and so on. When one considers the lifetime supply of fan works based off of the characters and a big selection to pick from at that, there will be a lot of savory and unsavory material. Yuri pairings, MMD videos, dime-a-dozen self-insert R18 manga, fan-games, and thinly veiled fetish material would only be the tip of the iceberg for what can be expected. Now the general point still stands, there is something for everyone to get from Touhou and this will remain to be the case for years to come. But, we're getting ahead of ourselves now, you wanna see the sperging, how it all began et cetera, don't you? Well, that's what we'll get into now.
Chapter 1:
THE GRAND DISCOVERY
In Spring of 2024, our very own Touhou Community Watch thread was, and still is, a place where Kiwis come to share and discuss various subjects about Touhou, like their favourite games and music, and most importantly, our observations within the community itself, with fags and the like not going unnoticed, with a lot of them getting covered here. During @Cowboy Kim's routine check on fellow cow BunnyCunny1488, the Nick Fuentes of Touhou cows, we just so happened to stumble on someone who was sperging against him in one peculiar screenshot:THE GRAND DISCOVERY
Who would've known that we've struck such gold? That we'd just randomly strike Gordoverse amounts of gold due to some random Nazi pedo faggot defending his pedophilia, only for another faggot from Canada to sperg against him? Perhaps it was God's will that the humble Kiwi Farms stumbled upon such a lolcow, hm? So almost immediately after that post got up, we immediately started digging more and more into the individual known as Blake, and we found out that he is:
A massive waifufag with more than 2000 fucking hours on a game that is literally what it says on the tin (Archive):

It's even more hours as of the time of writing!
An e-dater with a Discord kitten (Archive) (more on that soon):
And like I mentioned earlier, the spearhead behind Xitter's vast majority of gimmick accounts (Archive):

So maybe the fact that we've unearthed such a degenerate wasn't that random afterall, he would've been discovered sooner or later due to him having his talons all over Touhou Xitter. No matter where you look there, you will find one of Blake's "oomfs" somewhere, all spreading the narrative of tRaNs RiGhTs and pUnChInG nAzIs and all that lefty shit, making anyone else who doesn't look like the bad guy. And then they call us gatekeepers... They do not represent how the general Touhou fandom is, yet they are trying to shape it to their image. Relationshippers are nothing but a plague infecting everything they touch, and unfortunately, Touhou has one of the most prominent bases for that. Now that we've seen how we found him, let's delve deeper into the Blake-verse.
Most of Blake's public activity can be found on Xitter, where anything pertaining to him, in classic lolcow fashion can be seen for everyone's viewing. Rather than work in a 9-5 job for a living or studying for a social science degree in college, he chose to spend that time posting every little thing about himself, what he's doing, and anything related to Touhou.
His profile's pinned post pertains to the aforementioned little story involving his discovery of the series and Sakuya. If there was anyone who can make self-shipping more lame and cringe than before, this young man would definitely make sure the concept is knife twisted in the back.
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Blake is big enough on his circle to, you've heard me right, get a whole, fucking, Sakuya, fan fiction, because much like his possible idols Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin, he is surrounded by an actual cult of personality that is the definition of deranged, retarded, faggish, and all of the above. The fanfic in question has been leaked by fellow Kiwi @bunnyfunny22, which allows us to take a look on what it is:
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While I could consider myself an amateur writer, I can tell that this is, by no means, something that meets any professional standard from the five thousand year long history of the very concept of written language OR authoring. It's a contrarian work written by someone who wants to turn Sakuya into something she is not, to make master Tait happy. So, turn off your brain, grab a packet of crisps, click on the spoiler and abandon hope.
If a single smile is enough to win a girl, then we would all be fucking bitches left and right.
Literal haremslop writing. Also, Blake [REDACTED]? I wonder what will happen to that once this thread leaves PG...
Fun fact: As you will see later in the thread, "I am hungry" is Blake's catchphrase.
Was this written by a 10 year old who thinks Youtube is a microblogging website?
Blake is the Yuyuko in this relationship.
The Perfect and Elegant Maid, everyone. Her preference in men? Autistic manchildren!


>"gift among humans"
Credit where it's due, this is the most canon the story gets. But, alas, this is the only high point in this steaming pile of words.
Is Mr. Doug Bowser on the line? Yes, I am a lawyer and would like to file a copyright infringement suit on behalf of your company.
The writer has turned Sakuya into the teasing "mommy" type to make Blake happy, while in canon, it's not the case at all.
Despite him not looking fat, I think we found the lolcow representing Gluttony.

>i hate all humans except you because you're just so heckin special and wholesome chungus
>it's what he deserves
You mean what the plot needs to please your favorite Discord Mod?
Definitely good story telling and not obvious plot armor u ghaiz!


>you deserve it
Is this what Blake's paypiggies feel?


Talk about a sudden 180 tonally, we went from multiple chapter of happy fun selfship time to angst worthy of a nu-metal song. Reminder that this woman canonically is a professional, stoic maid whose defining feature is being the ultimate maid who will do whatever it takes in the name of her employer/mistress; Nothing more, nothing less.
Pure cringe (from concentrate) in stock now!
Drinking game: Take a shot of Russian vodka for every time Blake says "whimsical". That's his real catchphrase.
This mission briefing scene shows further just how godawful the writing is. The maid who follows her orders to a T would go against every one of those orders because she saw a ginger in the mountains?

Ah yes, Remi would definitely have zero problems with her personal servant and head of all the other servants getting into a relationship.

It's almost like the writer wants Blake "Redacted" Tait to be a Gary Stu!


Everyone likes Blake because he's so special! What makes him special? Well... he just IS, OKAY?!!1!
Once again, lol fat
Reference to his previous Hatsune Miku persona found.

I love how a character who is shown to be a limp wristed fag that teared up when he saw danmaku is being a smartass against a literal otherwordly god





It is here that it transforms from a gutter-tier wish fulfillment fic to ye olde "overpowered Gary Stu pulling Deus Ex Machinas out his ass":


>one of the most powerful beings in this universe was beaten by me summoning 9001 blades at once

I love the person who hated him so much as to kill him is now calling him teh kewlest hoomin evar. After this is a wedding scene that is of no substance.
this guys so curious right? hey you know hes curious right? did you know hes curious?
I suck ass enough to not know how to describe someone witnessing an illusion, so I'll make event the adjective! The word choice could also use some work; when writing, you want to reuse as little words as possible to ensure the reader isn't bored nor that the writing becomes grating. Also:
Michael Jackson's rolling in his grave as we speak.
With whatever the fuck that shit was out of the way, perhaps you'd like to know about its critical response. Weeeeeeeell...

Noone was buying into what Sakuya was turned into, you see. The fact that people on Archive Of Our Own are looking for the Touhou characters' unique canon personalities, instead of something twisted and warped to play into a self-shipper's own fantasy for the sake of Discord Gold™ Points™ and a promotion to a janny, gives me hope that this here community is not yet entirely shaped in mister Tait's image just yet.

"what the frick i don deleet cummints bcuz critter schism bad i dew it bcuz your a stupid poo poo hed!"
"That's not it you fucking retard, I am letting you know that Sakuya and Okina are acting completely out of character."
"oh ok"
And here's the excerpt from the segment referenced in the comment:
Canonically, Sakuya is so unfriendly to humans, that the highest judge in all of Gensokyo called Shiki Eiki, Yamaxanadu, reprimanded her literally just for that. But no, fuck that, we've got to make Blake happy so that he doesn't hate me! I don't have a parasocial relationship with some random Canadian fag, I swear, eh?
Now that you've read what is basically the Embodiment of Autism Devil, how about I drop the one bombshell no waifuist wants to hear? That's right, Sakuya is not his first. In fact, his first was Hatsune Miku:
You heard me right, ladies and gentlemen: Poor Hatsune Miku was cheated on and utterly cucked by a maid from a game that is a few months older than him! How will she be able to recover from this?!? In all seriousness, Hatsune Blake was his previous handle, and he even used to be a Reddit/Discord mod for surviv.io, a top-down battle royale game, who got demoted:
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But what's this? Another former waifu of Blake?


Has he no shame? As an AR-15 enthusiast myself, this is despicable. At least stay on one waifu, if this motherfucker can't be loyal with fictos then imagine how it'd be with a real woman! More on that later.
Before we get to the meat of his influence, Blake did get his 5 minutes of fame, once:


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CHAPTER 2.5
ORBITORS OF BLAKE
Now what helps make Blake an interesting sighting among the cesspit that is the Western Touhou fanbase? It is the cult of personality he has created in such a short amount of time, it contains quite a variety of degenerates alike.ORBITORS OF BLAKE
Blake's clique is a fascinating case study of what transpires in a typical nerd community of the Current Year +10. Much like the ringleader, the members of this clique are also about as bizzare and plugged into the internet as he is. Here's a list of those who've made the most appearences so far:
Meiling's Strongest Soldier / MeilingDefender

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A secondary/tertiary who got into the Touhou Project through Fumos and lesbian pairings; this user is the prime example of what people would think a stereotypical modern Touhou fan would be like, according to them. And they wouldn't be wrong for the assumptions...


Topping it off with his liking for Hong Meiling, a gatekeeper in a game (EoSD) many newcomers first get into. His experiences with Blake are about as affirmingly weird as one would expect for the birds of a feather. As disconnected from reality as one could expect from a person like this.


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Defender is antagonistic towards people he dislikes who aren't "welcome" in this supposedly diverse and inclusive fanbase of autism.

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The post he was talking about; from a now privated account. Blake was among the four listed.

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"People who enjoy my favorite doujin series wrong need a Stasi-style break-in to their houses!"

Gatekeeping, are we?
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In context of accounts like Fumo Udonge.
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A 24 yr old tranny who is one of Blake's best "oomfies" and very much wants to be a bunnygirl. He's got the hallmarks of what a terminally online sensitive man would share a lot in common with Blake: cannot get off the internet, obsessed with a fictional character, spew nothing but verbal garbage all day, and is hopelessly starved of any real world interaction. Complete with his story of using Touhou to cope with his life:
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What he also excels at is being a self-deprecating moron who can only view things in a porn-ridden fashion where everything is sexualized.

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Keep in mind of this Xy dude, for he will show up in this section at the end.
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Of course, you have the signs of the transexuality some of these specimens have.

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Not only that, but he even has a Touhou OC who is also (unsurprisingly) a bunny girl. The first version didn't have any rabbit ears but was then rectified in a later commission.

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Here's some information about the character and the first signs of Emp's self-ship yurifaggotry.

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We wouldn't quite know exactly how this Lila is a self-insert of his until later. Which would then escalate with this encounter with an RP account where Emp would get a little too excited to sit in the cuck chair. This marks the confirmation of Lila being a self-insert and that the average Western Touhou yurifags are indeed cuckolds.


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The original post would then be deleted out of shame anyways. The link now goes to a dead end.
Ember / Emby / @mcsquiddies

(Xitter/Bsky)
Ember/Emby, powerword unknown, is an adultbaby tranny who likes drawing, Nintendo, Touhou, Sonic, Roblox, Pokemon, yuri garbage, getting lost in his world of fantasy, and of course having no job or educational obligations as far as I can see. If it sounds eerily similar to how


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Beware hombres, this porn sick retard is a BBW warrior who fights for the rights and beauty of all fat people.
To noone's surprise surprise, Blake and another one of his orbiters known as Remy also has a cameo. I guess we know what their deviant fetishes are, don't we?

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Yurishit detected, annihilate on sight.


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"Yuri is just so good, you chuds wouldn't get it! Love destroys hate everytime!!"

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Terribly unfunny? Count that off the list.

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I think I might've seen this on r/touhou at some point..

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Though his bio states that he's from Virginia, this is actually a joke location. Where this failed man comes from is the hellspawn capital of the United States. (No guessing is required since you likely already know it)


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This is what the average middle-class California resident looks like, in case you really wanted to know.


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Just imagine seeing this twinky at the local Stater Bros or Kroger.

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From here on out, there's no better coverage of an ill 2hutroon other than the classic: sperging over politics!
A Golden State man's favorite passtime.

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Really did the "Sonic would hate you!!!" thing.

Have you heard? Sonic is best friends with Pikachu now, they have fusion plans together!
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Seething over "Touhou hijacks" he doesn't like with the oomfs. The archive provided has a lot of "bad" hijacks including iFunny Marisa, racist Reimu, the incel fumo documentary, and the best one of all: MAGA Momiji.

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Little shoutout from AvilionAMillion, our next orbiter in line. All of a sudden, now these people care about politics in fandoms.
The limp wristed coomgoon retards fear the well-built Momiji cosplayer wearing a MAGA hat.


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For a finisher, here's his reaction to the results of the 2024 election.


Or, you know, just live your damn life normally without fearing the almighty Strawman™?
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AvilionAMillion / Avilion / sumirekosaltacc


Bluesky (Archived)
Archived Tweets (2020 - 2021)
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A user so porn-brained, he once viewed himself as a "mid always crying angelic transexual" lesbian who likes pairing a nuclear birdbrain with a cat who robs graves.

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An idolizer of everything damaging to a healthy civilization, this man happens to know a lot more about fanon yuri pairings than official content and generally being the prime exhibit of all that is wrong with the Western Touhou fanbase.

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The Touhou "canon" they speak of.
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Little mention of the /tttt/ general from 4chan's /lgbt/.

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And one more with some politics mixed in.

Trump made Gensokyo Great!
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This man even went to TouhouFest, cosplaying as a moon rabbit...

...and a high school kid whose whole gimmick is astral projecting herself into Gensokyo often. Something tells me he wishes to go there but I'm not sure..


His interactions on the site are quite enchanting, to say the least.

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The Community Watch thread even got a shoutout regarding a post made back in September leaking private xeets from Blake.


Unfortunately, one of the accounts from this thread linked below is Blake's private account, so his replies are impossible to be archived. Sumimasen!
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Xy


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A dreadlocked yellow nigger (Blasian and don't forget that detail, he will make sure you won't) is a very thirsty muthafugga' whose whole mission is to glaze any Touhou character that moves much like what his dad did in real life. This playa' has plenty of hos to choose from in the world of Gensokyo. With Byakuren Hijiri being his preferred, a real one from the hood aims for multiple sugar babies.

Fun fact: The kanji for Byakuren (白蓮) mean White Lotus. Do you, my fellow reader, think she would choose some random asian nigger over a trve and honest arvan chud?
And yes, that's his self-insert.
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Don't worry, they hate you too.

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My my, who do we have here? Well...

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It is also worthy of noting that, his 2nd preferred hoe is quite literally one of the two characters considered by the whole community to be bad, quite fitting for someone of his caliber. Good niggas do exist; However, Xy is quite far from being one of them, as we will see later on:

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The Lunarians may want to mobilize because I've heard SpaceX and the Military Industrial Complex are planning to use their new recruits for a moon conquest.

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Just so we know, this is the homie who thirsts over ancient demons and moon people (and Japanese girls apparently).


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Muh mama calls me Sendai Mogger, that means everyone shall too! (ignore the stolen phone case.)

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With a bit of a progressive streak to his name, his fists of "love" also cuts into racist and transphobic skulls, pleasing his master Blake. Xy also washes Blake's BBAC balls whenever the time calls for it, as we can see below. Emphasis on "gross fuckers" does not apply for those openly thirstposting over the characters with fanon-given big boobs as opposed to the "lolis."

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He sure loves calling others weird, when this is regular behaviour on his own server:

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Everyone's racist except me and my nigga Blake Tait!

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I seriously hope a guy like this does follow on through what he said. Log off and leave us alone.

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Finally, we've caught this nigga being MATI:



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This mountain of
Chapter 3:
CHRONICLES OF A DISCORD KITTEN
CHRONICLES OF A DISCORD KITTEN
Blake seems to have some history with e-dating, the latest and best documented instance being Kitty (aka 3kittie9, sorrykitty) a cosplayer.

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singer,

And hentai artist:

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(Yes, that's hentai she drew of herself.)
Around August 2024, Blake would begin e-dating this barely legal Virginian/Mexican/Panamanian; unfortunately, we don’t know much about their first month, primarily due to it most likely taking place in closed Discord/Xitter DMs. We do have him posting about it briefly:



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By the next month, it was confirmed:

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This began a habit of posting about his Discord Kitten:

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Complete with the Discord Kitten making art of them:

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He would later post their e-date, which led to Kitty being partially unmasked:

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The pinnacle of their online relationship was Kitty printing a (censored) photo of him and chewing on it:
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And them telling their parents about their Discord Dating:

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Like virtually all online relationships, it wasn’t meant to last, and after a whole four months, the two broke up, with Kitty opting to instead use one of Blake’s friends as a relay for the message. The announcement was posted on his private account, which was leaked onto here:

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After Blake unfollowed Kitty on everything, Kitty briefly killed her account, re-opened said accounts, and as of writing seems to have run off the internet, appearing to only pop up on a hentai aggregator since:

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Chapter 4:
BLAKE IZAYOI'S HUGBOX
The biggest aspect of not just Blake’s influence and orbiters, but life as a whole would be Blake Izayoi’s Social Hub, the official title of his Discord server. This place is where Blake gets the majority of his income via handouts, where all his closest friends come from, where his love life began. You could argue that his Xitter and Discord server combine to make Blake’s life as a whole. But what actually happens here? The occasional politisperging, which hit its apex during the 2024 U.S. election:BLAKE IZAYOI'S HUGBOX
Spoiler: Blake Izayoi's Salt Mine
Blake e-begging, normally for food:
He recently e-begged to have his mom’s car repaired:





Discord users giving him free vidya:
Blake playing games with users in his server, mostly Jannies:
Did You Know? pancake011 is <18, and is now a jannie.
Blake signal boosting artists, especially ones who draw him:
And the Minecraft server ran not by Blake, but “Lady Dragoon”, a Rockstar Games employee and alleged women:

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Lucky for us, the Minecraft Server has an archive of its ingame chat public on Discord!
Interestingly, Blake’s convinced this “Lady” to pay for a metric fuckton of things:
He also used to have a channel solely for pinging his Discord Kitten, which is now archived:

To access these Discord archives, you need to be a longstanding member and over 18 years of age, despite a sizable amount of under-18s inside these logs:

As you can see, Blake isn't just another random faggot you may find on Xitter. He is a threat to the very franchise that a lot of people, including many Kiwi Farmers, like a lot, because his influence spreads far and wide, even beyond his Xittersphere. I hope that his antics have not only given you a good laugh, but have also shed light into an entire sub-community of faggots whose goal is to turn Touhou into a generic anime-slop series that is orbited by people just like them. The moral of this story is as follows:

It was never about being a valid trans rights enby or whatever the kids are saying nowadays, it's always been about how obnoxious you are about it.
And with that out of the way, for the moment you've all been waiting for:
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
For some bonus content, please refer to the attached ZIP file below. Thanks to @Cowboy Kim (info gathering), @1994 Honda Civic (orbiter section) and @AngelicPanzer for all the help in this thread! Thanks for reading, and remember:
GATEKEEP MOAR!
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