Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

[Judge Holden]

Well..... I always feared a day would come when this would happen....a day when I would see something that would sicken me more than pamperchu, nick bates, and Old McJenkem.....and that day has finally come.

In benighted corners of the internet, beyond the shadows where even bronies dare tread, lies the "bluebuddies" website. A website dedicated to that most mediocre and irksome 80s cartoon, the Smurfs, and whose unhealthy obsession for the blue little shits manifests in such varied ways as crafting, recipes, and ceramic collectables.

While epitomising the idea of how fans of 80s cartoons are twisted and pitiful little goblin men who nostalgia hath turned into sad fucks which make bronies look like pimps, the forum had not much of interest to us and our quest to dissect and examine the worst horrors of the internet.....until now

http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/1960.html DEAD - deleted circa late 2023
https://web.archive.org/web/2017072...com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/1960.html ARCHIVE

The thread you are about to read should not be clicked lightly. it tells a story spanning years and 8 pages of how one person's obsession with the show manifested in a way which out sick-fucks the likes of Nick Bates, and out-autisms Chris on Bathsalts.

To cut a long story short....this thread and accompanying images tell of the "Blue Moon Nursery", which takes....overly touching and fondling care of baby smurfs who were rescued from unspeakable cruelty. On its own this premise while weird and creepy is not that unusual.....until the author decides to describe in loving detail...both in text AND in print....the sexual torture and mutilation of the babies, all done in a manner that is unmistakably fetishistic and makes clear the idea of sexually torturing baby smurfs is getting the author and his fans harder than any aphrodisiac or pill money can buy

Here is a sample from near the end, and accompanying text to give you a taste of what i speak of

Spoiler: NSFW OR SANITY

Pom-pom’s darling little hat with its fluffy blue pom-pom sewed on was in mistakable.
The terrified little blue infants each were hog-tied and dangling in midair, crying their little hearts out. Strawberry’s adorable little pink pj’s with the words “Lil’ Miracle” printed on them were torn off and lay on a rough looking workbench below.
Occasionally we’d hear a man’s coarse laughter between our beloved smurflings’ tortured sobs.

Seeing from the video how much the two baby smurfs’ diapers sagged told me that they’d been unpleasantly sodden and soiled for a very long time, perhaps for a day or even longer.

Poor little Pom-pom flushed miserably as his ersatz tail was ridiculed. The cruel man jabbed at it with his finger.
“What’s with your misshapen tail, you deformed little blue freak!?” His masked captor sneered in a digitally disguised voice.

Then the helpless smurfling’s soft, tender, bulbous little blue noses and tails, which they so loved to have caressed at the nursery, were each viciously pinched, jerked and twisted repeatedly. A smurf’s nose was tender enough but there was nothing so sensitive as a smurf’s bulbous tail. I blanched at those tied smurflings’ sharp, frenetic screeches of pain. They were like nothing I’d ever before heard and I would rather have gone permanently deaf than to hear those poor, suffering, tiny blue infant creatures’ shrill outbursts of unmitigated agony.

And so my friends, on request of our overlord and of chat, i submit this....abomination for your approval

read all eight pages and come back to tell me of what you saw.

Come with me lil sperg, come die with me in Carcosa

AND AFTER NEARLY TEN FUCKING YEARS WE HAVE FOUND HIM

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA DAVID TOLLIN!

 

[Dr. Meme]

Paging golden knight

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

You're welcome cwcki.

Venture deep into hell with me.

 

[The Knife]

I want to know why we are not talking about Torso Baby Smurf.

Spoiler: Of the top of my head this is at least three fetishes

Torso Baby Smurf, according to the story, was tortured by cruel humans who TORE OFF ALL HIS FUCKING LIMBS.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

God-fucking-dammit, my life is such bullshit - I've seen this before. Fuck.
Too much internet for me.

ETA: The really phenomenal thing isn't that this exists - as revolting fapfic goes, it's pretty much par for the course. It's how none of the other posters on that board seem remotely aware that this is revolting fapfic - the lone voice of reason is promptly called a troll and shouted down.

I guess that making people participate in your fetish without their awareness or informed consent is itself a fetish?

 

[The Joker]

This is sick, I'm quoting the internet and moving to Florida to become a seacow.

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

One ticket for the Nope train to Fuckthatistan, please.

 

[Artard]

This is the most amazing thing to me.

Spoiler: this guy was banned for trolling

 

[Saney]

Nope, no, fuck it. That's it, I'm going completely insane. That's literally the only way I can cope with this.

Spoiler

You did it Holden, you broke me.

 

[c-no]

This is the most amazing thing to me.

Spoiler: this guy was banned for trolling

So he got banned for posting that picture and yet the guy posting the story got to post baby smurfs being tortured. I just have nothing to say other than asking myself "why?" for a reason.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I never really liked the Smurfs.

This sure isn't changing my outlook on it. In fact, it's making me hate them (and their fandom) more.

 

[Artard]

So he got banned for posting that picture and yet the guy posting the story got to post baby smurfs being tortured. I just have nothing to say other than asking myself "why?" for a reason.

They all demanded that the troll's post be deleted, like it caused them deep psychic pain.

The pictures of human hands fondling pretend babies and then torturing and murdering pretend babies?

That's when you realize that OP isn't a master troll slowly raising the temperature until he's boiling retarded smurf fans, but that everyone there is typing with one hand.

 

[Hummingbird]

I still look at the Smurfs with fondness and while this is terrible, I still think the Bronies are worse.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I skimmed some of the "chapters" but mostly looked at the pictures. Wish I hadn't.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I still look at the Smurfs with fondness and while this is terrible, I still think the Bronies are worse.

Nothing is worse than the Bronies (though the furies, their other subsets and Juggalos are almost as bad).

That being said, I wonder if they crusaded against Unicef for killing their beloved Smurfs.

 

[John Furrman]

Nothing is worse than the Bronies (though the furies, their other subsets and Juggalos are almost as bad).

That being said, I wonder if they crusaded against Unicef for killing their beloved Smurfs.

In the abstract, bronies are furries. They are talking ponies. Anthropomorphic basically means "like a human". in addition, talking animals is also de facto anthropomorphism, talking anything that isn't a human is anthropomorphism.

Thus they are anthropomorphic ponies. The furry fandom is centered on anthropomorphism. Thus bronies are furries, finally: Furries are the worst thing ever. QED

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

In the abstract, bronies are furries. They are talking ponies. Anthropomorphic basically means "like a human". in addition, talking animals is also de facto anthropomorphism, talking anything that isn't a human is anthropomorphism.

Thus they are anthropomorphic ponies. The furry fandom is centered on anthropomorphism. Thus bronies are furries, finally: Furries are the worst thing ever. QED

True.

 

[Trombonista]

So in this story, a bunch of humans rescue abused baby Smurfs just to abuse them even more? Why not just move in with the original abusers?

 

[Foulmouth]

Nope.
Can't even get a small chuckle out of this.
These people are six kinds of fucked up.

 

[Fwiffo]

In all my years on the internet I have never seen such shit. Something about... this... is repulsive in a way that I haven't felt since my first nightmare foray through the depths of 4chan. And to be honest, I thought I was too jaded to be truly grossed out by the internet anymore.

Thanks for proving me wrong guys.