Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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everyone fucking hates my guts for my trash opinions about every facet of human endeavours
roberto cinema: mmm whats that? why that keeps happening to meeeeeee, im so smart

 

[Positron]

He is still fucking mad. Maybe he found his new Aimee.
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That person -- and Bobby himself -- can easily avert this problem by making real-life friends, rather than worshiping brain-dead Youtube celebrities. But I admit making friends can be tricky if you assume 90+% of people are assholes and that 75+% deserve to die.

Real friends don't ask you to donate to their Patreon, like Bobby and Breadtubers do.

 

[stupid moron]

He is still fucking mad. Maybe he found his new Aimee.
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Mad about being blocked
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Does he think someone is going to reach out to the person that blocked him and try to get him unblocked? Or does he think Leon Thomas will be crawling over his Twitter on an alt like bob does after people block him? Either way it's kind of pathetic

 

[Karl der Grosse]

You're never going to have fuck-you money, Bob. You reached the apex of your "career" quite some time ago, and it's been a slow slide downwards ever since. You'd probably be earning about the same amount as you do now if you were a manager at Blockbusters. But they're not around anymore, and you're qualified to do absolutely nothing that would earn you the same amount as that dwindling pile of internet pennies you receive now. You don't even make enough money to live above ground in non-family owned housing.

It's interesting that he seems to be saying that if he had money, people would like him and want to be his friend. Bob could be worth ten million dollary-doos and he'd still be the miserable, unwanted, friendless, kissless asshole he is now. He could be as rich as Jeff Bezos and everyone would still dunk on him on twitter.

 

[Positron]

A Bob Chipman with money would just be a fatter, balder Elliot Rodger.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

bob plz

 

[Flexo]

Bob would hate him. He clearly enjoys what he's doing, is good at it, and isn't a politicized sperg.
Hastings isn't, right? Please tell me he hasn't turned into a complete sperg in the meantime.

He also did Longshot Saves the Marvel Universe. You can find it's trade at places like Ollie's easily.

The few times I've checked his twitter (because he's been doing other webcomic projects) Hastings seems cool. But otherwise I've avoided following it myself for exactly what you said - I don't want to know. (and as long as it doesn't affect his talent or stories, I don't have to know)

Bob will always stubbornly believe that anyone even remotely conservative is a "nazi". Though I wonder if honestly believes it, or just wants brownie points on twitter.

That's the way it is in movies so Bob 100% believes it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

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bob plz

Bob, nobody likes a coward.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

There's an old saying: "If you run assholes everywhere you go, maybe you're the asshole."

 

[Bolo]

It's so weird that Robert keeps doing this embarrassing shit. He wants so bad to belong to a clique that he doesn't even stop to realize that there isn't such a thing to begin with. These people aren't really friends, or even really know each other.

So Robert always act so hurt whenever he receives any sort of rejection from these guys, and what is worse, he acts like he isn't upset.

No one whines about being blocked because it's fucking pathetic. Type all you want about "small clouds" and shrug emojis, but you still took time out of your day to screencap and tweet about it. And most likely the guy just used a block list for the drama shit you always find yourself in Robert.

 

[dickass42069]

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bob plz

People who post wojak in 2020 are even more pathetic than Bob

 

[BR55]

Imagine wanting to turn the whole world into a mass grave and then getting indignant and self-righteous when someone tells you that's a fucked up thing to say. He acts like he's somehow been victimized by having to suffer the inconvenience of being criticized when he says dumb shit.

When he gets called out on his eugenics-cheerleading he always says shit like "but I'm talking about bad guys! Do you support bad guys?" as if that's the operative part of the sentence and not the "culling subhumans" part. He seems to think its okay to say and do anything as long as you're on the right team.

The thing that makes Bob unique is the sheer scale of his petty hatred.
The dude would probably welcome a nuclear holocaust if it meant he could dance on everyone else's ashes.
Most people who never grew beyond High School merely hate their teachers or their peers.
Bob pretty much hates everyone.
It's like if Attila the Hun was born into the body of a fat manchild.
Of course, if he hates his current life just till he sees what's coming.
Aging and losing what little he truly does love is going to utterly destroy him.
Not that he doesn't deserve it though.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

The thing that makes Bob unique is the sheer scale of his petty hatred.
The dude would probably welcome a nuclear holocaust if it meant he dance on everyone else's ashes.
Most people who never grew beyond High School merely hate their teachers or their peers.
Bob pretty much hates everyone.
It's like if Attila the Hun was born into the body of a fat manchild.
Of course, if he hates his current life just till he sees what's coming.
Aging and losing what little he truly does love is going to utterly destroy him.
Not that he doesn't deserve it though.

I can't help but think that Bob was a terrible person in another life and his current life is punishment for that. Of course, the whole point of reincarnation in most religions that believe in it, is to correct and bring humility to the soul trapped in the "lower" form, so that he may once again become virtuous and rise towards a higher state of existence. Not sure that's gonna happen to Bob in the life he currently has. He might have to become a cockroach for a couple of lifetimes before he finally realizes that a life of spite and anger just isn't worth it.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

The thing that makes Bob unique is the sheer scale of his petty hatred.
The dude would probably welcome a nuclear holocaust if it meant he dance on everyone else's ashes.
Most people who never grew beyond High School merely hate their teachers or their peers.
Bob pretty much hates everyone.
It's like if Attila the Hun was born into the body of a fat manchild.
Of course, if he hates his current life just till he sees what's coming.
Aging and losing what little he truly does love is going to utterly destroy him.
Not that he doesn't deserve it though.

that's grossly unfair on Attila the Hun
he was more like a mafia boss running the world's largest protection racket; he didn't give a shit who you were as long as you paid up

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It suddenly occurs to me that it's a good thing Bob is so completely incapable of finding ways to interact with society and the wider public. Not because his ideas would get wider views and more acceptance, but because if Bob was able to blend in a little better, and wasn't so timid, he could easily be one of those guys that kidnaps a teenager and keeps her in a concrete pit in the basement. It's his only chance to not die a virgin.

He'd have to get his landlord's permission first.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

He'd have to get his landlord's permission first.

He can just ask his brother, since IIRC he's been squatting under his brother's house like some kind of weird troll.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

The thing that makes Bob unique is the sheer scale of his petty hatred.
The dude would probably welcome a nuclear holocaust if it meant he dance on everyone else's ashes.
Most people who never grew beyond High School merely hate their teachers or their peers.
Bob pretty much hates everyone.
It's like if Attila the Hun was born into the body of a fat manchild.

If Attila had been born into Bob's life, he'd have gone to the gym, kicked his brother's ass until he stopped being such a sedentary faggot, and used his organizational skills to make something of himself, either in business or crime. Say what you like about the man, he had drive- nobody ever earned the title "Scourge of God" by sperging out on Twitter all day. The only way Bob could be his reincarnation is if this is some "I have no mouth and I must scream" scenario where Attila is forced to helplessly live inside his body, impotently raging at all the bad decisions, missed chances, and stupid hot takes that we all know and enjoy from our favorite lump of flesh.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

It's so weird that Robert keeps doing this embarrassing shit. He wants so bad to belong to a clique that he doesn't even stop to realize that there isn't such a thing to begin with. These people aren't really friends, or even really know each other.

So Robert always act so hurt whenever he receives any sort of rejection from these guys, and what is worse, he acts like he isn't upset.

No one whines about being blocked because it's fucking pathetic. Type all you want about "small clouds" and shrug emojis, but you still took time out of your day to screencap and tweet about it. And most likely the guy just used a block list for the drama shit you always find yourself in Robert.

Bobs never had friends and is probably deep down desperate for anything resembling a peer group so he takes being blocked a lot more personal. Being blocked by some guy or girl on Twitter to him is the equivalent to seeing your friends photos of their party last night on Facebook you weren't invited too, or not getting invited to your friends wedding even if you knew them since Elementary School. Twitter retweets are all he knows which is why he takes them so seriously.

I can't help but think that Bob was a terrible person in another life and his current life is punishment for that. Of course, the whole point of reincarnation in most religions that believe in it, is to correct and bring humility to the soul trapped in the "lower" form, so that he may once again become virtuous and rise towards a higher state of existence. Not sure that's gonna happen to Bob in the life he currently has. He might have to become a cockroach for a couple of lifetimes before he finally realizes that a life of spite and anger just isn't worth it.

Cockroach is to good of a reincarnation for Bob. I'm seeing him as a Sea Cucumber or worse, a land Cucumber

 

[Koby_Fish]

He can just ask his brother, since IIRC he's been squatting under his brother's house like some kind of weird troll.

Chris still lives in Lynn. Bob's most current address, which he's been at since at least 2011 according to Brick by Brick, is in Revere. The house he lives in is a split-level of which he rents the bottom half, with complete asshole strangers up above, which according to county records may or may not be owned (but not lived in) by one of his Aunts. As one of Bob's tweets in the recent past proclaimed, "I think my family would notice if I was living with them." after someone on twitter accused him of living in either his parent's or brother's basement.

 

[אΩ+1]

When you think about Bob's political beliefs or rather lack of reminds me of Posasdism.