Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

REEEEEEE TRUMP AESTHETICS REEEEEEE
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He still assumes "old money" has the moral imperative to follow a distinct consumption code from the "nouveau riche" and the "upper middle class".
What age are we in now?

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Even if multidimensional butterflies are as common as hotdog vendors, friendo, it is still wrong for a person to identify as one.

Just as it is wrong to identify yourself as a hotdog.

No, see, he doesn't wear the fedora, because he's better than that. Somehow.

I don't know which is worse: a fedora or a well-stretched Mario shirt.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Here is a great question all you spergs out there, is Bob impossible not to hate or not to wish bad things apawn him?

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Yeah, he’s fucked when his parents will die.

Woah we're half way theeere

Woooooooah livin' on a prayer.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

So let me get this straight, Bob

Here is a great question all you spergs out there, is Bob impossible not to hate or not to wish bad things apawn him?

I've often thought that anyone arrested for punching Bob could simply show the judge all of Bob's twittersperging for the previous 24 hours. Worst case scenario: the puncher gets off on a "justifiable bullying" charge. Best case scenario: the judge and all of the cops in the courtroom start beating Bob with their gavel and nightsticks.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Bob’s only claim to fame is being the guy who tardraged over Pixels.
When he dies, no one is going to remember him or his reviews.
That’s why he’s amusing. He’s culturally, socially and intellectually irrelevant but believes he’s one of the elite.

 

[The Manglement]

Here is a great question all you spergs out there, is Bob impossible not to hate or not to wish bad things apawn him?

I'm sorry to say I used to actually like Bob's content, as in I subbed him on youtube and would watch him RLM, YMS, IHE, Ralph Sepe, and like 10 other 'idiots shitposting about pop culture' channels didn't have anything new or interesting to watch. I don't really muck around with Twitter, and wasn't on KF, so I didn't really know any of his genocidal tendencies. If all you knew about Bob was his Pixels review, you would think of him as a third rate Your Movie Sucks. It takes a while to realize he's actually a babby's first fascist.

Basically, as long as he isn't able to sperg, and sticks to film criticism, he's vaguely passable.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm sorry to say I used to actually like Bob's content, as in I subbed him on youtube and would watch him RLM, YMS, IHE, Ralph Sepe, and like 10 other 'idiots shitposting about pop culture' channels didn't have anything new or interesting to watch. I don't really muck around with Twitter, and wasn't on KF, so I didn't really know any of his genocidal tendencies. If all you knew about Bob was his Pixels review, you would think of him as a third rate Your Movie Sucks. It takes a while to realize he's actually a babby's first fascist.

Basically, as long as he isn't able to sperg, and sticks to film criticism, he's vaguely passable.

As Brianna Wu is passable as a woman, so Bob is passable as a film critic.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Here is a great question all you spergs out there, is Bob impossible not to hate or not to wish bad things apawn him?

Even his whacked out SJW fellow travelers view him with deep loathing and disdain. Bob is actually too Arrogant and Autistic to find a home at Channel Awesome. Seemingly to know Bob is to loathe Bob.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Here is a great question all you spergs out there, is Bob impossible not to hate or not to wish bad things apawn him?

I don't wish any real harm on him simply because it may somehow stop him from sperging on Twitter and making me laugh.

It's not at all likely to happen considering his sheer determination when it comes to letting the world know his dumbass opinions, but why risk it?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Yeah, he’s fucked when his parents will die.

You seen the gut on that "elitist"? He'll keel over long before Mom and Dad.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bob's dad already died earlier this year. The same day Bob took to Twitter to talk about his fetish for Nazi Supergirl. I am not kidding.

We've also never seen his mom so she could be a fat blob just like him for all we know.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Bob's dad already died earlier this year. The same day Bob took to Twitter to talk about his fetish for Nazi Supergirl. I am not kidding.

We've also never seen his mom so she could be a fat blob just like him for all we know.

One down, two to go.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob's dad already died earlier this year. The same day Bob took to Twitter to talk about his fetish for Nazi Supergirl. I am not kidding.

We've also never seen his mom so she could be a fat blob just like him for all we know.

Bob never focuses on the death of family members and goes off on bullshit tangents instead. He skipped a funeral to get a new aircon.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Oh wow, look at all the people sucking the dick of Bobstradamus.

How sad is it that I'll give him points for coming to a conclusion I came to days before him?

I take it "Whenever you think" means 1998?

He could even have diabe-

Nah.

Again, points for honesty about life in a basement.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Oh wow, look at all the people sucking the dick of Bobstradamus.

I have genuinely lost a little bit of hope in the human race for going to give that fat slob patronage to not hear that their precious movie might at least have some severe problems with old fans. I think I am going cool down by rampaging through Boston preferably stepping on a certain house, with a certain basement, with a certain manchild's autistic Mario collection.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Here is a great question all you spergs out there, is Bob impossible not to hate or not to wish bad things apawn him?

Bob's hard not to hate because he's such an evil cunt. But hating such a wretched thing is beneath me. Hatred brings an acknowlaguement he hasnt earnt. I hate 20th century tyrants because they killed millions and brought down a golden age for example. Bob's a sad fat prick who says stupid shit on the net generating a level of bile comparable to Mao is an insult to his victims.
I'd never wish harm on him not in the least because being Bob Chapman is punishment enough.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Has this relevant, global person ever left the country, even once?

 

[Emperor Julian]

Has this relevant, global person ever left the country, even once?

Can you imagine him in any other country? Outside of spotting the fat american mark in a tourist trap I mean.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Can you imagine him in any other country? Outside of spotting the fat american mark in a tourist trap I mean.

I could see him going to a super white country to be casually condescending to the culture and trying to talk to people about his genocidal dreams thinking they'd be on "his side". Outside of that, maybe a place like Hawaii at best. He can brag about dealing with the natives without actually having to leave the US.

 

[The Manglement]

I really wish Bob traveled. He has his idiotic worldview because he only ever interacts with his family, twitter twats, and the media. If Bob had to spend 6 months in India or Africa, I don't think he'd have the same hatred of White middle america and love of the Pee O' Seas.

Who the fuck am I kidding. He wouldn't leave the house for six months, never interact with any of the natives, and come back, begin sperging about how great he is for going overseas, and present every stupid idea he had for the rest of his life as if Mbongo or Sanjay told him what to think about Marvel movies.