Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Assorted Nuts]

As the site's foremost Moviebob historian,

What a shameful title to have.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I don't want to, but..."

Stop. You already have. Don't pull this half-measure bullshit.

"If you dare bring up flaws with immigration, then you're a subhuman monstah!"

 

[Emperor Julian]

What a shameful title to have.

Personally I'm relived it isnt me, Although I might be the primary bobcologist.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

"I don't want to, but..."

Stop. You already have. Don't pull this half-measure bullshit.
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"If you dare bring up flaws with immigration, then you're a subhuman monstah!"
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He's literally saying his opponents aren't human, and he's wondering where the Nazi comparisons come from.

 

[Water-T]

That's because you don't want them to rob you of the satisfaction of being a dick to your critics yourself, Blobbo.

 

[Mola Ram]

"I don't want to, but..."

Stop. You already have. Don't pull this half-measure bullshit.

This is just another of those hundreds of bricks in the wall that proves beyond a doubt Bob is an unimaginative little loyalist Democrat drone, not the intellectual titan he pretends to be. Hillary, regardless of your opinion of her policies -- oh hell, let's forget her policies and pretend they really would have led to the Superior Future of Moon Wheat and enslaved rednecks Bob yearns for, plus all your favorite political holy grails -- ran an objectively terrible campaign. She didn't campaign in enough battleground states, she maintained her party's increasingly unreliable romance with Hollywood in a year such antics were against the public mood, after she put Bernie out to pasture with her thumb on the scale she did nothing to reach out to his disaffected enthusiasts, she was so lacking in a message that she nearly went with the slogan "It's Her Turn," she spent millions running up the scoreboard in coastal states she was never going to lose, and perhaps worst of all, she repeatedly and consistently ignored the advice of Bill Clinton, who is probably the best retail politician since Reagan, and the Democrats' best one since FDR.

Any observer of political events who can get their partisan blinders off for just a minute or two can acknowledge this. Even if you categorically reject every one of these things, then such an observer should at minimum be able to recognize that these ideas are gaining momentum on the left every day Hillary refuses to go to Chappaqua and play with the grandkids for a while instead of opening her gob and proving how bad her political instincts were ... and subsequently, things like the Brazile memoir are a sign that, like it or not, the knives are out for Hillary.

Seriously. Right or left, you should be able to acknowledge that's what this almost certainly is. Somebody Up There, maybe several Somebodies, and mind you most assuredly not rightwing Somebodies, have decided Hillary is a liability and it's time she was put out to pasture. A mature observer of politics should be able to recognize this, even if it strikes them as unfair, unjust, or scapegoatish -- which arguably it is!

But nope. Just piss and moan and veer eversoclose to a racist condemnation of Donna Brazile. And fall on your big fat thumb-face saying it's Warren who has lousy political instincts. Bob wouldn't know political instincts from the instincts that tell him KFC is a health food joint.

 

[thismanlies]

I know this is normally @Sexy Times Hitler 's thing, but Bob's sperging about the "mayonnaise ghouls" again and it's too good not to post.

In order to look out for the little guy, sometimes you have to grind the heel of your prosthetic foot into them and erase them from existence.

 

[Mola Ram]

I know this is normally @Sexy Times Hitler 's thing, but Bob's sperging about the "mayonnaise ghouls" again and it's too good not to post.

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In order to look out for the little guy, sometimes you have to grind the heel of your prosthetic foot into them and erase them from existence.

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This is an astonishing jeremiad.

It's so insane I am actually wondering for the first time if Bob is drunk when he writes this nonsense.

"Happiness Through Destruction: The Chipman Protocol!"

 

[Gordon Cole]

I know this is normally @Sexy Times Hitler 's thing, but Bob's sperging about the "mayonnaise ghouls" again and it's too good not to post.

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In order to look out for the little guy, sometimes you have to grind the heel of your prosthetic foot into them and erase them from existence.

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If that's Bob's idea of a rousing, Independence Day-esque speech, then I'm so glad that he isn't in a position of power.

 

[Mola Ram]

If that's Bob's idea of a rousing, Independence Day-esque speech, then I'm so glad that he isn't in a position of power.

He thinks he's giving the St. Crispin's Day Speech from Henry V; he's closer to Arthur Jensen's corporate cosmology in Network.

Except that was actually well-written.

 

[Flexo]

What makes this even funnier was this bit i learned from Jonah Goldberg's piece.

It’s widely known that Barack Obama left the Democratic party in shambles. On his watch, the party lost more than 1,000 elective offices at the federal, state, and local levels. One underreported reason for this is that Obama opted to create a parallel institution out of his 2012 campaign outfit, Organizing for America. The renamed Organizing for Action siphoned money and the president’s energies from the DNC.

Brazile reports that the party was so hollowed out with debt that Hillary Clinton essentially scooped it up in a distress sale. Wasserman Schultz cut a deal with the Clinton campaign in which Clinton would raise millions ostensibly for the party, particularly at the state level. But those funds were sluiced back into the Clinton campaign coffers in Brooklyn, and the campaign extracted de facto control of the party’s messaging and hiring. Team Clinton mocked Sanders as a paranoid dotard for claiming that the Democratic primary system was rigged against him. As it happens, his paranoia didn’t go far enough.

I mean when i heard Obama broke the democrats i always thought it was metaphorical, not that he was LITERALLY siphoning money away and leaving it broke. Meaning Hillary was trying to buy her election in a literal sense.

For a results orientated guy, Bob sure seems unconcerned with the ACTUAL results happening to his party. At this point I'm wondering if Trump will even have an opponent in 2020 and how bad Bob's heart attack will be.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

What an asshole.

The DNC has fucked its base so completely over the past 20 years that we've gone from nearly a century of dominance to, like, six states with shaven heads and a braided ponytail wearing robes and handing out brochures at the airport. And the only people taking the brochures are confused foreigners who don't speak English.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Would anyone care to refute this point?

>Bob thinking he can fly somewhere.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob would be the guy shaving Dutch whores.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I know this is normally @Sexy Times Hitler 's thing, but Bob's sperging about the "mayonnaise ghouls" again and it's too good not to post.

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In order to look out for the little guy, sometimes you have to grind the heel of your prosthetic foot into them and erase them from existence.

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It's like he genuinely thinks the DNC is Jesus Christ. Only a fucking lunatic like Bob "Moon Wheat" Chipman could have so much faith in a political party.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I know this is normally @Sexy Times Hitler 's thing, but Bob's sperging about the "mayonnaise ghouls" again and it's too good not to post.

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In order to look out for the little guy, sometimes you have to grind the heel of your prosthetic foot into them and erase them from existence.

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Bob, you're the "mayonnaise ghoul". Also how can you believe this was all backlash against Obama being (half) black? Where's the continuity?

 

[Mola Ram]

Would anyone care to refute this point?

Just read Victor Davis Hanson, eminent military historian and California farmer, who writes at great and eloquent length how California's insane progressive politics are slowly but surely strangling its agricultural miracles. Also, consider that California, a state so enormous it is larger than numerous nations, provides about 11% of US agricultural dollars, while Iowa is at second place with a little over 8% ... and is much, much smaller. But go to VDH. Bob's crowing about California is about to become hollow gloating. Also, let's not forget that if California breaks up into 3 states (and the California Break-Up is coming sooner or later; it is simply too large to manage on multiple fronts, including its court system), those farmers will have a much larger voice than they do now, and it is not going to be an echo of San Francisco, Sacramento, or Los Angeles.

As to the notion that we're close to mass producing food without agriculture or vast swaths of arable farmland ... fuck if I know. Maybe he's smoking Ring Dings again.

 

[More Spicey Than Coolwhip]

Would anyone care to refute this point?
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>Bob thinking he can fly somewhere.

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Bob conveniently forgot to mention that the 3 states following right behind California in food production are Iowa, Texas, and Nebraska. Not to mention that the actual districts in Cali that actually produce that food tend to be either red or purple.

Though, to be fair, I doubt he even realizes there are places in California outside of LA.

Edit: Somewhat ninja'd by @Mola Ram

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Just read Victor Davis Hanson, eminent military historian and California farmer, who writes at great and eloquent length how California's insane progressive politics are slowly but surely strangling its agricultural miracles. Also, consider that California, a state so enormous it is larger than numerous nations, provides about 11% of US agricultural dollars, while Iowa is at second place with a little over 8% ... and is much, much smaller. But go to VDH. Bob's crowing about California is about to become hollow gloating. Also, let's not forget that if California breaks up into 3 states (and the California Break-Up is coming sooner or later; it is simply too large to manage on multiple fronts, including its court system), those farmers will have a much larger voice than they do now, and it is not going to be an echo of San Francisco, Sacramento, or Los Angeles.

As to the notion that we're close to mass producing food without agriculture or vast swaths of arable farmland ... fuck if I know. Maybe he's smoking Ring Dings again.

Iowa is flat and temperate, so it's perfect for growing cereals. A lot of California is mountainous or very dry, so the arable land area isn't necessarily massively bigger than Iowa.

I would like to know how progressive politics are affecting this, though.

 

[Mola Ram]

Iowa is flat and temperate, so it's perfect for growing cereals. A lot of California is mountainous or very dry, so the arable land area isn't necessarily massively bigger than Iowa.

I would like to know how progressive politics are affecting this, though.

Hanson has written on the topic extensively. I recommend googling Victor Davis Hanson + California and just start reading. But this piece, on the recent drought, is a good example:

https://www.city-journal.org/html/engineered-drought-11548.html