Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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Can you show your work on that Bob?

I mean let's flip it around: "'A man doesn't get to say NO to sexual-assualt' is only removed from 'A man doesn't get to say NO to child support payments' by a matter of degrees. It's the same tack."

See? That's how you sound.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
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Chairman? Seriously. *looks for website* Hm. I wonder what kind of dirt could be dug up on him from the members...

So I did find this:
http://bofca.com/bofca-repertory-podcast-september-2018-2/

I'm pretty sure that's Bob talking at the start. I couldn't listen more than a minute, but I just had to laugh as Bob goes ON and ON about the balls Ryan Coogler had to have to go up to Sly and offer to make another Rocky movie.

Like... seriously? I mean don't get me wrong, I'm under no illusion that Sly could probably put a dent in me at his age and I'm an industrial made factory robot. But is it really THAT dangerous to go up and tell a dude, "hey, I want to pay you"? Especially since by all accounts I've heard, Sly is a genuinely nice guy. Bob must just believe that everybody else is as bubbling with rage and contempt as he is. We have on recording here Bob interacting with someone else and it makes you wonder if he's ever done it before.
 
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It's weird talks a ton about women rights and pro-choice and all that considering that A). he has never had sex or will have sex. B). and thus will never have children.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
"I live in reality and approach the world logically."
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I mean, that's true and all, but to be fair I wonder how fast bob would flip after getting mugged in chi-town by a bunch of black dudes. Prob start proppin' up a nazi hat the next day and discuss how midwest and "dying non-coastal cities of trash people" are scary monsters or whatever.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
I mean, that's true and all, but to be fair I wonder how fast bob would flip after getting mugged in chi-town by a bunch of black dudes. Prob start proppin' up a nazi hat the next day and discuss how midwest and "dying non-coastal cities of trash people" are scary monsters or whatever.
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Is it true? Keep in mind that Bob himself pushes that dumb idea that America won't still be majority white by [Insert date here] and constantly talks about it being inevitable. An idea that is mostly born out of misunderstanding how projections work and assuming they'll be static multiple decades from now. This despite many Latino and mixed people considering themselves "white" after like two generations too.

Bob has a hate boner for white people and wishes people who align with his views to control institutions, that would at least mean they are under potential institutional threat, no? Unless Bob's implying his ideas won't get far which seems off for Mr. "Inevitable".
 
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RockVolnutt said:
Is it true? Keep in mind that Bob himself pushes that dumb idea that America won't still be majority white by [Insert date here] and constantly talks about it being inevitable. An idea that is mostly born out of misunderstanding how projections work and assuming they'll be static multiple decades from now. This despite many Latino and mixed people considering themselves "white" after like two generations too.

Bob has a hate boner for white people and wishes people who align with his views to control institutions, that would at least mean they are under potential institutional threat, no? Unless Bob's implying his ideas won't get far which seems off for Mr. "Inevitable".
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Yeah, I don't think white people will be wiped out by the minorities in America. But, I mean, on his other tweets, you know, it's kinda like "Hey man, if you think racist jokes are funny, it goes both ways if you really believe in equality. Otherwise, ya just kind of a hypocritical retard."

Imo jokes about the mayocide and jokes about niggers running away form child support payments can both be funny if done right? It's always not surprising to see people like Bob discuss how virtuous they are for being able to take a joke against white people, but as soon as you make a joke about democracts, blacks, or mario brothers the world suddenly turns upside down.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
Yeah, I don't think white people will be wiped out by the minorities in America. But, I mean, on his other tweets, you know, it's kinda like "Hey man, if you think racist jokes are funny, it goes both ways if you really believe in equality. Otherwise, ya just kind of a hypocritical exceptional individual."

Imo jokes about the mayocide and jokes about niggers running away form child support payments can both be funny if done right? It's always not surprising to see people like Bob discuss how virtuous they are for being able to take a joke against white people, but as soon as you make a joke about democracts, blacks, or mario brothers the world suddenly turns upside down.
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Oh totally, those jokes can be hilarious. I might've misread you and thought you were agreeing with Bob's idea that anti-white discrimination is impossible despite being a thing he legitimately pushes for as he calls them "the Obsolete" compared to illegal immigrants who should be slave labor and eternal Dem voters. He's a lot like an uncle who keeps making Jew jokes before you notice it's all he talks about and he's not laughing when he says "The holohoax didn't happen but I wish it did". It stops being jokes when it's a thing you get assblasted when it doesn't happen IRL.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Doubling down:
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https://nypost.com/2017/10/06/teen-beat-down-stranger-for-being-white-cops/
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_King_assault_case
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http://www.fox10phoenix.com/faceboo...to-kill-all-white-people-charged-in-6-murders
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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/...ive-attack-court-met-0211-20170210-story.html
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Boy look at all those "nothing actually gets in any real way harmed."

Then for fun...
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/09/us/mexican-man-beaten-brick-los-angeles/index.html
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Well I'm sure the culprit is--
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Oh. Hm. I wonder if there's any updates--
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...country/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.1dfb3909f9b2
>A suspect, identified as 30-year-old Laquisha Jones, was arrested late Tuesday on a charge of assault with a deadly weapon, according to a statement from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. Jones is being held on $200,000 bail, according to online booking records.
 
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Flexo said:
https://nypost.com/2017/10/06/teen-beat-down-stranger-for-being-white-cops/
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_King_assault_case
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http://www.fox10phoenix.com/faceboo...to-kill-all-white-people-charged-in-6-murders
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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/...ive-attack-court-met-0211-20170210-story.html
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Boy look at all those "nothing actually gets in any real way harmed."

Then for fun...
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/09/us/mexican-man-beaten-brick-los-angeles/index.html
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Well I'm sure the culprit is--
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Oh. Hm. I wonder if there's any updates--
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...country/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.1dfb3909f9b2
>A suspect, identified as 30-year-old Laquisha Jones, was arrested late Tuesday on a charge of assault with a deadly weapon, according to a statement from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. Jones is being held on $200,000 bail, according to online booking records.
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Wh-wh-what? Are you saying that Bob Chipman doesn't know what he's talking about? That's unpossible! He has an Associate Degree in Communications from a Community College and everything!
 
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Pokemonquistador said:
Wh-wh-what? Are you saying that Bob Chipman doesn't know what he's talking about? That's unpossible! He has an Associate Degree in Communications from a Community College and everything!
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Degree in Communications? No wonder he's so balls-deep in IngSoc Justice. Communications is ground zero for bargain basement Alinsky Tactics Central and Postmodernism for Dummies.
 
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Koby_Fish said:
Degree in Communications? No wonder he's so balls-deep in IngSoc Justice. Communications is ground zero for bargain basement Alinsky Tactics Central and Postmodernism for Dummies.
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I thought he said he studied film in school. If he actually meant communications instead of film studies then it explains why he reviews of films are so superficial.
 
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Rei is shit said:
I thought he said he studied film in school. If he actually meant communications instead of film studies then it explains why he reviews of films are so superficial.
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If he did, I imagine he took one or two classes in it, and definitely "Film Studies/Criticism" type courses because he doesn't talk or make video like anyone that's studied film production.

No wonder Bob hates the Plinkett reviews. Mike picks apart why movies work or don't work; Bob spergs for hours about why he personally doesn't like something.
 
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The Shadow said:
If he did, I imagine he took one or two classes in it, and definitely "Film Studies/Criticism" type courses because he doesn't talk or make video like anyone that's studied film.

No wonder Bob hates the Plinkett reviews. Mike picks apart why movies work or don't work; Bob spergs for hours about why he personally doesn't like something.
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Look at their MCU reviews RLM have never really gave a MCU film a bad review but points out they're popcorn superhero schlock that are well made and vary from ok but forgettable to good but nothing great. Than there is Bob who practically deep throats Marvel Studios Dick on screen in every film review except homecoming simply because amazingly his Raimi love outweighs his MCU love.
 
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Than there is Bob who practically deep throats Marvel Studios Dick on screen in every film review except homecoming simply because amazingly his Raimi love outweighs his MCU love.
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Closest thing Bob's ever gotten to a really negative critique of the MCU is his bitching over James Gunn, but that makes me wonder if the whole Gunn thing will effect his review of Guardians of the Galaxy 3. Will Bob's hate over the Gunn controversy outweigh his love of the MCU? Will GotG3 be his first full on hateful review of the MCU? Or will Bob still be willing to take a nice big load of Disney-Marvel's turdcum for GotG3?
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GeneralFriendliness said:
Closest thing Bob's ever gotten to a really negative critique of the MCU is his bitching over James Gunn, but that makes me wonder if the whole Gunn thing will effect his review of Guardians of the Galaxy 3. Will Bob's hate over the Gunn controversy outweigh his love of the MCU? Will GotG3 be his first full on hateful review of the MCU? Or will Bob still be willing to take a nice big load of Disney-Marvel's turdcum for GotG3?
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You're forgetting Bob doesn't like Spider-Man Homecoming.
 
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