Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I have a different take: That comment looks like he completely cargo-culted somebody elses comment. Legit wouldn't surprise me if he saw someone say exactly that and just copied it nearly verbatim. Guarantee you if you put him in a situation where he has not already heard a comedian cracking jokes about it he could not crack jokes like that because he's too autistic.

I gotta disagree man. Look at the ponderous, purple prose. There is no one who thinks they're this smart and proud of their self and yet so stupid who would write something like other than Bob.

Also I did a quick search in the absolute hope that he did steal this and couldn't find anyone saying anything remotely as exceptional as this

EDIT TO NOT DOUBLE POST:
I was looking up any verification that it was Bob's sister who first contacted the guy who made fun of his book. I didn't find that but I did find Chris acting a fool with some of the dumbest, attempted internet tough guy shtick I'v seen in awhile. Interstingly, not once in this convo does Chris accuse him of mocking his dead grandma, which is what Chippa ended up going with after this.

Spoiler: "why read and mock it? Why not review it?"

tl'dr "Whaaaaaa! Stop making fun of my Brother it's not fair!"

https://twitter.com/TheChippa/status/1202715699682127873

https://archive.vn/xjX8k

BTFO'd by someone with an original Sonic model

Looking back at everything, I'm starting to get a real kinda "O'DOYLE RULES!" vibe from the Chipmans.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

So many ignorant young people thinking they're the hero of their own shitty little Hary Potter or Hunger Games story. The Right Side of History.
The end result of all that is gonna be a lot of broken and bitter people. The world keeps turning with or without you.
You know because real life doesn't have protagonists.

These people are walking through life thinking that they're the hero of the story, the star of the movie. They think they're essential, that they're necessary, when the reality is that they're a bunch of extras and nothing Bob or Chris Chipman says will ever be in any way important. They're powerless losers who think if they lick enough leftist boot they'll be allowed into the Leftist Kool Kids Klub. Chris is merely dumb while Bob is a complete retard, but one thing they share is their aggressive nature. Both of them love to use their leftism to try and bully everyone. Bob, especially, does this constantly. He thinks if he immediately races as far left as he can, he gets immunity from being judged. It never works. Chris is only a more functional Bob. but they share the same essentially malicious nature.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris is merely dumb while Bob is a complete retard, but one thing they share is their aggressive nature. Both of them love to use their leftism to try and bully everyone. Bob, especially, does this constantly. He thinks if he immediately races as far left as he can, he gets immunity from being judged. It never works. Chris is only a more functional Bob. but they share the same essentially malicious nature.

Agreed. And now I WILL cast aspersions on the Ma and Pa Chipman parenting style. If one of your kids is an asshole, it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s your fault. But two bullying pieces of shit probably are.

Reminder that Bob actually admitted in Brick by Brick that he bullied kids in school. So this isn’t a recent development.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Agreed. And now I WILL cast aspersions on the Ma and Pa Chipman parenting style. If one of your kids is an asshole, it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s your fault. But two bullying pieces of shit probably are.

Reminder that Bob actually admitted in Brick by Brick that he bullied kids in school. So this isn’t a recent development.

Can you really call any of what Chris and/or Bob bullying though? I call it spastic screeching and faggoty flailing. I have been derelict in my Bob studies and haven't read BBB yet so I need to ask, does Bob ever describe what him bullying consisted of? Was it really bullying or was it the same faggoty flailing and asinine clap backs that he still does today?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can you really call any of what Chris and/or Bob bullying though? I call it spastic screeching and faggoty flailing. I have been derelict in my Bob studies and haven't read BBB yet so I need to ask, does Bob ever describe what him bullying consisted of? Was it really bullying or was it the same faggoty flailing and asinine clap backs that he still does today?

They tried to get someone fired for giving Brick by Brick a negative review. That’s beyond the pale IMO.

Here is what Bob had to say about his high school bullying:

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The only time anyone brings up Jon Stewart is when they're talking about how bad Trevor Noah is.

As well as John Oliver and Stephen Colbert, perhaps two of the most insufferable late night hosts right now.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

They tried to get someone fired for giving Brick by Brick a negative review. That’s beyond the pale IMO.

Here is what Bob had to say about his high school bullying:

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ty and I'm sorry, I saw that you posted this earlier. I just didn't know if he went into greater detail as to what he did further in. I like his wording "trying to join the name-calling and belittling" as it implies that he, like most of what he's done, either failed outright or was so pathetic and badly executed that he then became the subject of ire.

I'm also not denying what they attempted to do to Jack was bad. Maybe it's just me but I don't consider that bullying. Bullying should involve the person you're attempting to bully. They went to what they thought was his employer to not get him fired for making fun of the book but for laughing at his dead grandma which Jack didn't do and Chris initially admits in the thread I linked. It's just bitchmade tattling to me.

 

[Meriasek]

I gotta disagree man. Look at the ponderous, purple prose. There is no one who thinks they're this smart and proud of their self and yet so stupid who would write something like other than Bob.

Also I did a quick search in the absolute hope that he did steal this and couldn't find anyone saying anything remotely as exceptional as this

EDIT TO NOT DOUBLE POST:
I was looking up any verification that it was Bob's sister who first contacted the guy who made fun of his book. I didn't find that but I did find Chris acting a fool with some of the dumbest, attempted internet tough guy shtick I'v seen in awhile. Interstingly, not once in this convo does Chris accuse him of mocking his dead grandma, which is what Chippa ended up going with after this.

Spoiler: "why read and mock it? Why not review it?"

tl'dr "Whaaaaaa! Stop making fun of my Brother it's not fair!"

https://twitter.com/TheChippa/status/1202715699682127873

https://archive.vn/xjX8k

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BTFO'd by someone with an original Sonic model

Looking back at everything, I'm starting to get a real kinda "O'DOYLE RULES!" vibe from the Chipmans.

I do like how Chris here sounds like he absolutely knows what garbage "Brick by Brick" is, and what kind of a complete tosser his brother is on Twitter, but since they're brothers, he's still gonna defend Bob.

 

[Bolo]

I doubt Robert was ever went clubbing, let alone a rager party. Also, rager parties are commonly assosiated with rape, since the main idea behind a rager is to pump up alchool non-stop, so dumb college boys can try to shove their wiskeydicks on dumb blackouted college girls.

So Robert, by your own logic, the democrats protests are full of rapists? is that the contrast that you want?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm also not denying what they attempted to do to Jack was bad. Maybe it's just me but I don't consider that bullying. Bullying should involve the person you're attempting to bully. They went to what they thought was his employer to not get him fired for making fun of the book but for laughing at his dead grandma which Jack didn't do and Chris initially admits in the thread I linked. It's just bitchmade tattling to me.

What do you think the aim of “tattling” to someone’s employer is? All in good fun, no harm done?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

In more pretentious terms we call it the "availability heuristic". Bobby spends so much of his life consooming pop-culture drivel that some of these will float on top of his mind when he contemplates real life situations. This is worsened by the fact that such things, in particular Hollywood movies, are designed to manipulate people emotionally, thus etching themselves deeper into your psyche while bypassing rational analysis.

More Chris Chipman dumbness:
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God would love him if he said his prayers with such regularity and devotion. Unfortunately, niggers won't.

Literally this:

Chris is far from alone in this. It's not a parody anymore.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

What do you think the aim of “tattling” to someone’s employer is? All in good fun, no harm done?

lol, no like I said it's not good. Being as charitable as I can it's bitchmade tattling. On the other end of the spectrum it's tortious interference. Regardless, it's shit and both Bob and Chris deserve to eat all the shit they got for this faggotry and then some. I still think that that's not bullying. I'll continue to be a pedant about this because words are important and we just had Merriam-Webster alter the definition of the word "racism" because some thot sent them weepy emails that she couldn't win arguments against whitey because racism didn't mean what she said it meant.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I doubt Robert was ever went clubbing, let alone a rager party. Also, rager parties are commonly assosiated with rape, since the main idea behind a rager is to pump up alchool non-stop, so dumb college boys can try to shove their wiskeydicks on dumb blackouted college girls.

Back during the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings, Bob kept insisting that he just knew Kavanaugh was guilty, he was sure of it. Why? Well, because he used to go to parties, see, parties attended by Catholic school jock-bros and saw first-hand how douchey and rapey they were. I never tire of pointing this out, but Bob looked like this in high school:

He was a fat, greasy, doughball of a nerd. I doubt Bob was ever invited to any party in high school, much less the kind of party attended by elite private school students. Bob's social life consisted of sitting alone in his room crying and masturbating with the tears. I doubt he gets any more social invitations now, after decades of sitting alone marinating in Marvel and hatred. No one likes Bob. No one has ever liked Bob. Parties are something Bob has seen on TV and in movies, not something he's ever been involved in.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

They want to be the next MLK, without having to go through what MLK went through. MLK and the original Civil Rights movement were prepared to face anything- from prison time to death- while these trust fund babies bitch and moan the moment any kind of real difficulty crops up.

Spoiler: exhibit a

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Bull Connor would've fed these idiots to the dogs without a second thought.

MLK was also charming, likable, and not being blinded by anger, unlike the hacks in BLM.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Back during the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings, Bob kept insisting that he just knew Kavanaugh was guilty, he was sure of it. Why? Well, because he used to go to parties, see, parties attended by Catholic school jock-bros and saw first-hand how douchey and rapey they were. I never tire of pointing this out, but Bob looked like this in high school:

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He was a fat, greasy, doughball of a nerd. I doubt Bob was ever invited to any party in high school, much less the kind of party attended by elite private school students. Bob's social life consisted of sitting alone in his room crying and masturbating with the tears. I doubt he gets any more social invitations now, after decades of sitting alone marinating in Marvel and hatred. No one likes Bob. No one has ever liked Bob. Parties are something Bob has seen on TV and in movies, not something he's ever been involved in.

At best, he got invited to tag along to his Blockbuster and Suncoast Video co-workers’ underage drinking sessions after work. Even the future domestic staff of future SCOTUS candidates wouldn’t have deigned to hang out with Bob. As he himself said, he was a loser nerd who was relentlessly picked on for being fat and weird.

Though perhaps they invited him once as a troll, then refused to let him in while pointing and laughing, and that’s what he’s basing this bad take on.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Freud would have a field day with this.

Spoiler: *visibly shudders*

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1271185574402105346

https://archive.vn/ZV8qf

the gif

the rant from Leigh Alexander which he ended up retweeting half of

https://twitter.com/leighalexander/status/1271109667926806529

https://archive.vn/ZV8qf

Spoiler: the retweets

She must not be excited for Last of Us 2

Without reading the wall of text from Leigh, the implication is that Bobbyboi too jerks off to bleak scenes of death and destruction. Even after reading it it still comes off as Bobbyboi whips the ol' gripper to human suffering...which only makes too much sense...

 

[cypocryphy]

Per Chris Chipman’s Twitter (post shared by Bob), the Chipmans still have that Christmas tablecloth on their dining table and they are still raising their kids in a pig sty. Mayonnaise ghoul aesthetic in full effect.

Spoiler

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They are legit hoarders, gross! Chris must have the same lack of self-awareness that Bob does if he sees nothing wrong with showing off his house in that condition.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They are legit hoarders, gross! Chris must have the same lack of self-awareness that Bob does if he sees nothing wrong with showing off his house in that condition.

It’s called a lack of shame. It’s hereditary.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Freud would have a field day with this.

Spoiler: *visibly shudders*

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1271185574402105346

https://archive.vn/ZV8qf

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the gif
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the rant from Leigh Alexander which he ended up retweeting half of

https://twitter.com/leighalexander/status/1271109667926806529

https://archive.vn/ZV8qf

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Spoiler: the retweets

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She must not be excited for Last of Us 2

Without reading the wall of text from Leigh, the implication is that Bobbyboi too jerks off to bleak scenes of death and destruction. Even after reading it it still comes off as Bobbyboi whips the ol' gripper to human suffering...which only makes too much sense...

He's legitimatly said as much before. He outright admits to receiving joy off the suffering of people he despises.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's legitimatly said as much before. He outright admits to receiving joy off the suffering of people he despises.

Just like every other progressive.