Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Yeah, imagine a cartoon having a sexual scene of Harley Quinn.

Kids could be scarred for life if something ridiculous like that happened.

I get what you're saying but I'd like to counter that in this scene Harley's feelings are not reciprocated, it's played for laughs (whether that makes it better or worse I don't know), and Joker tosses her thotty ass off his table because he's doing man shit goddammit! Compare that to most of these Cal-Arts cartoon crap where the creators are either working out their own sexual frustrations or, in some cases, actually trying to indoctrinate kids. If you gave me the choice between the two of them I would take Batman because 1. It's Batman the Animated series, and 2. there's this wonderful tool in artistic creations called subtly that this one scene has over almost all of what Bob jerks off too.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Bob is, at least nominally, a Progressive™. Progressives believe in a nebulous force called Progress™, a concept rooted in a misunderstanding of biological evolution.
[...]
How Progressives™ think evolution works: Cultures gradually become more and more enlightened and woke over time, discarding superstitious traditions and embracing Science™ and Progress™. Those who don't do this are on The Wrong Side of History and will be left behind, and are probably Nazis anyway. Through this process all the undesirables will eventually be weeded out, and at The End of History we will be left with Luxury Gay Space Communism. It's totally not a religion though, because Progressives™ are way too smart for that.

This is true but incomplete: this Progressive concept of evolution is actually just a reskin of their old fundamental belief, Whig history. The teal deer here is that history is an inevitable path towards greater freedom, enlightenment, etc., though the Whigs of the past proposed "divine provenance" (AKA the will of God) as the precise mechanism for this "progress." The fact that Bob claims to be a "thinker" when he's just following the ideology of Oliver Cromwell with a new coat of paint will never not be amusing.

That said, I do think it proves Moldbug right: separation of church and state doesn't work, at least not in an environment where a religion can declassify itself as such with nothing more than a palate swap.

 

[Quixotic Man]

So does Bob dislike Snowden because of any rationale or thought out beliefs or opinions, or because he dared to criticize Obama and do something that harmed his administration?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

So does Bob dislike Snowden because of any rationale or thought out beliefs or opinions, or because he dared to criticize Obama and do something that harmed his administration?

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"Ensuring he is never redeemed."

You can always count on Bob to say the quiet part loud.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

So does Bob dislike Snowden because of any rationale or thought out beliefs or opinions, or because he dared to criticize Obama and do something that harmed his administration?

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You know who else liked labeling groups of people with bright orange/yellow marks?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I take it Bob never played Little League (Imagine Bob running bases and laugh).

I laughed when I read it and I’m still laughing. RIP my sides.

You guys are very entertaining and insightful in breaking down what passes for Bob’s rationale. But the fact that this dude who thinks he knows how to fix the world can’t even fix his morbidly obese, diabetes-ridden body or pick out clothes that fit properly will always add an extra layer of lulz to all this.

Do you think Bob takes it for granted that Twitter will always be such a huge part of his daily life? Or do you think he knows deep down that it’s making him fatter and more miserable? (Even as I type that, I’m laughing. Pretty sure we know the answer.)

 

[Smithfield Ham]

All the flak Bobby took for "no bad tactics, only bad targets" and he only felt the need to reword it slightly. Lol

It's not surprising, though. The man is a hateful little goblinoid and that shit is perfectly consistent with his insane, childish worldview.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Does Bob think the Reich was scientifically backwards? The Tiger tanks were overengineered but the were bloody good tanks. they had early night vision, early ICBM's, early jet fightters. Sure they were ass backwards innsome regards (AtOMs aRe jeWish!). But WW2 was 'who could out novel the other guy' the Nazis would have won. Funnily enough though the Nazis advanced science lost against waves of screaming yokels armed with near WW1 era rifles, hordes of pissed off slavs with bolt actions and tanks that were essentially designed to roll out, hammer a few Km down the road, get off two shots and then die. Because WW2 was a game of 'lets set our economies on fire and see who runs out of fuel first jä?'

Science doesn't mean shit if you can't fix the plumbing, electric or heating with it. I'm a genetics student. Right now one of my friends doing PhD is considering making super mice clones. Neither I nor he can fix our heating. I sat staring at my new electric thermostat like a fucking retard for two hours because I couldn't get it to work. I had to call a gas fitter friend who is coming around tomorrow for a BBQ and get him to explaij it to me. If we run out of gas fitters, electricians, plumbers, bin men or truckers our civilisation would literally stop existing overnight. Bob hates the people that keep everyone else alive. Maybe Bob just wants to die?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob has so much more in common with the Nazis than any other political party its like bad webcomic comedy except its real.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Revenge is inherently selfish. Revenge is only to make oneself feel better. I take it Bob never played Little League (Imagine Bob running bases and laugh). At the end of a game, no matter if you win or lose, you line up with your team and slap fives with your opposing team and say "Good game".

Revenge is playing a Little League game, losing, refusing to slap high fives and then smearing your shit in the opponent's batting helmets.

The key thing to take away, is you don't get revenge without getting covered in shit yourself.

TL; DR Little Shadow learned a lot about life through good sportsmanship.

Revenge is a strange thing. All my life I heard how revenge is bad and morally reprehensible, and forgiveness is divine and good and morally correct. These are the reasons you shouldn't seek revenge. If people were simply told the truth, there would be no need to make up dumb shit to stifle the perception that revenge is ever necessary. The truth is this: no matter how bad the other person dies, you won't find peace, or even a break from your anger. I don't know man, maybe there's a shelf life on the type of revenge that's worth your time.

It makes for good stories in fiction, though.

Does Bob think the Reich was scientifically backwards? The Tiger tanks were overengineered but the were bloody good tanks. they had early night vision, early ICBM's, early jet fightters. Sure they were ass backwards innsome regards (AtOMs aRe jeWish!). But WW2 was 'who could out novel the other guy' the Nazis would have won. Funnily enough though the Nazis advanced science lost against waves of screaming yokels armed with near WW1 era rifles, hordes of pissed off slavs with bolt actions and tanks that were essentially designed to roll out, hammer a few Km down the road, get off two shots and then die. Because WW2 was a game of 'lets set our economies on fire and see who runs out of fuel first jä?'

Science doesn't mean shit if you can't fix the plumbing, electric or heating with it. I'm a genetics student. Right now one of my friends doing PhD is considering making super mice clones. Neither I nor he can fix our heating. I sat staring at my new electric thermostat like a fucking retard for two hours because I couldn't get it to work. I had to call a gas fitter friend who is coming around tomorrow for a BBQ and get him to explaij it to me. If we run out of gas fitters, electricians, plumbers, bin men or truckers our civilisation would literally stop existing overnight. Bob hates the people that keep everyone else alive. Maybe Bob just wants to die?

Given Bob's current life choices and his current physical condition, I agree he doesn't give a fuck about his life and clearly wants out. But the Beetus is a slow game. He should just find some fentanyl or some insulin if he wants to end it quick. Or go do some cardio until he experiences a significant cardiac event (48 seconds would be my guess).

 

[Chan the Wizard]

We’ve seen pictures of Bob as a kid. I think it’s safe to say he never played any sport, ever.
“Ah you think basement is your ally? You merely adopted the basement. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”
-Cinema Robert

 

[The Nothingness]

Given Bob's current life choices and his current physical condition, I agree he doesn't give a fuck about his life and clearly wants out. But the Beetus is a slow game. He should just find some fentanyl or some insulin if he wants to end it quick. Or go do some cardio until he experiences a significant cardiac event (48 seconds would be my guess).

Given he has tweeted about the revolver he owns, it is surprising he hasn't taken a lead bullet.

 

[assdick42069]

Given he has tweeted about the revolver he owns, it is surprising he hasn't taken a lead bullet.

He's only ever shown pictures of a prop gun. Legally obtaining a handgun in MA takes more effort than Robert Flick has put into his entire life, and I think even he isn't stupid enough to brag about having an illegal gun on social media especially when he lives in a ridiculously 2A unfriendly state like MA. The only way he actually owns a real gun is if he got it from a family member and is either even stupider than I think or as hideously ignorant about gun laws as he is everything else, which is why he would brag about it online instead of keeping it quiet.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

If only Bob's dad was Really That Good!

https://twitter.com/BLCAgnew/status/1294430026298019843

https://archive.vn/d0hGF

He really wanted to make sure Bob saw this and saw Bob did.

https://twitter.com/BLCAgnew/status/1294432202189672449

Brendan Agnew✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🏳️‍🌈 on Twitter: "May hafta put on @the_movie…

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What made her father cry

The "man"(a) that would cry to this.

Not teaching them young to consoom and be wasted while you're doing it is clearly where Pop Chipman went wrong raising his kids.

He's only ever shown pictures of a prop gun. Legally obtaining a handgun in MA takes more effort than Robert Flick has put into his entire life, and I think even he isn't stupid enough to brag about having an illegal gun on social media especially when he lives in a ridiculously 2A unfriendly state like MA. The only way he actually owns a real gun is if he got it from a family member and is either even stupider than I think or as ignorant about gun laws as he is everything else, which is why he would brag about it online instead of keeping it quiet.

His claim that his supposed handgun, a .357 revolver, was handed down to him from his grandpa. He didn't actually go out and purchase it.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

If only Bob's dad was Really That Good!

https://twitter.com/BLCAgnew/status/1294430026298019843

https://archive.vn/d0hGF

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He really wanted to make sure Bob saw this and saw Bob did.

https://twitter.com/BLCAgnew/status/1294432202189672449

Brendan Agnew✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🏳️‍🌈 on Twitter: "May hafta put on @the_movie…

archived 15 Aug 2020 00:50:33 UTC

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The "man"(a) that would cry to this.
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Not teaching them young to consoom and be wasted while you're doing it is clearly where Pop Chipman went wrong raising his kids.

His claim that his supposed handgun, a .357 revolver, was handed down to him from his grandpa. He didn't actually go out and purchase it.

Please God let that girl had said "Dad you're such a Faggot" when he cried.

 

[Red Hood]

If only Bob's dad was Really That Good!

https://twitter.com/BLCAgnew/status/1294430026298019843

https://archive.vn/d0hGF

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He really wanted to make sure Bob saw this and saw Bob did.

https://twitter.com/BLCAgnew/status/1294432202189672449

Brendan Agnew✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🏳️‍🌈 on Twitter: "May hafta put on @the_movie…

archived 15 Aug 2020 00:50:33 UTC

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What made her father cry
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The "man"(a) that would cry to this.
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Not teaching them young to consoom and be wasted while you're doing it is clearly where Pop Chipman went wrong raising his kids.

His claim that his supposed handgun, a .357 revolver, was handed down to him from his grandpa. He didn't actually go out and purchase it.

A movie about a guy raised on midwestern protestant values being a hero? Somehow that doesn't align to me with getting baked. Gingerbeard doesn't look like one for truth, justice, or the American way.

It does, amusingly, align with what The Dark Knight Returns' Robin's home life is like.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t know how Bob copes when an ugly sissy like Brendan Agnew has managed to copulate at least once and Bob hasn’t. Lol j/k, I know how he copes: eating, tweeting, and beating his Vienna sausage to lesbian porn.

ETA: OMFG he’s trying to dunk on Ben Shapiro about squirting. Bob thinks HE’s the Chad in this scenario. (archive)

 

[assdick42069]

Oh my fucking god his brother paid to get a masters and instead chose to review stuff on the internet for a tiny audience
He came so close to escaping Chipmanism but couldn't free his mind, RIP

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Oh my fucking god his brother paid to get a masters and instead chose to review stuff on the internet for a tiny audience
He came so close to escaping Chipmanism but couldn't free his mind, RIP

Credentialism is the hallmark of the midwit. Goddamn these people are cringeworthy.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1294432549771587585 (Archive)

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T TREAT PEOPLE I DISAGREE WITH AS ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS!!!! WHY DO PEOPLE CALL ME A EUGENIST?!!"- FilmRobert