Boomer Hate Thread

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Boomers speak of poverty and struggle. Reveal that life was easy.
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You know what I hate about this post? This motherfucker frames what he did as "hard work" instead of as "tacit semi-charity by the adults due to some form of goodwill or obligation towards his parents"

If a random nigger kid came on your yard and offered to bail your hay or cut your grass, or that he could "run a jackhammer that weighted almost as much as [he] did", you'd tell them to fuck off because they're gonna do a shit job of it, and who wants some random kid lurking around.

No, instead they knew he was so-and-so kid, so they said "sure, whatever" and paid him out of goodwill towards whatever interpersonal relationship they had with his parents.

"Hard work" my asshole, he was effectually getting charity doing bullshit make-work (and probably doing a shit job of it since he's a 12 year old). Maybe they thought if he's hard up enough to be begging others to do chores.
 
Coldsteel the Hedgeheg said:
My boomer family is the same way. They all were humanity and soft science majors so they got to fuck off and get shitcanned at house parties in-between homework assignments instead of waking up at 6am to start on 10hrs of school every day surrounded by trannies like I did but idk I think I was just going into it with the wrong perspective, yknow?
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The amount of trannys and tranny adjacents in school is insane. It's like a hotspot of the most mentally unstable people. I feel like I'm walking in a minefield with how many of the are left-wing. Coming from a more centrist-right wing kinda side I haven't met anyone who is even a centrist yet and I don't even want to bother voicing any of my political opinions. I'm not bothering to socialize, just gonna get in and get out and avoid navigating through the college social environment. Even the professor's are all some sort of left wing most of them show their bias some way or another. I don't know why boomers look at the current state of higher education and still have the idea they should encourage their children and grandkids that it's an imperative that they should attend some sort of post secondary. The only reason I am in college is because I realized how boomers ruined the blue collar industry too and I want to work for myself.
 
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Spooky Space Kook said:
The amount of trannys and tranny adjacents in school is insane. It's like a hotspot of the most mentally unstable people. I feel like I'm walking in a minefield with how many of the are left-wing. Coming from a more centrist-right wing kinda side I haven't met anyone who is even a centrist yet and I don't even want to bother voicing any of my political opinions. I'm not bothering to socialize, just gonna get in and get out and avoid navigating through the college social environment. Even the professor's are all some sort of left wing most of them show their bias some way or another. I don't know why boomers look at the current state of higher education and still have the idea they should encourage their children and grandkids that it's an imperative that they should attend some sort of post secondary. The only reason I am in college is because I realized how boomers ruined the blue collar industry too and I want to work for myself.
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The boomers like to put in all these regulations in the blue collar field that you need so and so license and insurance, but then hire a bunch of on license Mexicans. I've seen so many boomer companies that just have a boomer who drives around in a truck with his pet Mexican.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
Also, boomers have this weird obsession with hiring young women because they wanna fuck all these 19 and 20 year olds isn't also another fun fact. Do you think it's Gen Z men giving only fans thoughts money? Nah, the Super whales of every single thing is propped up by boomers. Vegas is also propped up by boomers. So we should really just take away these people Social Security checks, but then only fans las Vegas and every gambling establishment would be out of business.
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Nearly half of Onlyfans members are married, and the vast majority of paypigs are. The biggest simps are the boomers.
 
Have you noticed this trend among Boomers? My parents loved telling stories about how they "outsmarted" restaurants by eating way more than the all-you-can-eat deal was worth. They would sit there for hours just to eat as much as possible to "beat" the restaurant.

They were genuinely proud to have personally contributed to ending Red Lobster’s endless crab legs.

Why is that even something to brag about? All you end up doing is losing your cheap crab legs!
 
Two Little Nigger Babies said:
Have you noticed this trend among Boomers? My parents loved telling stories about how they "outsmarted" restaurants by eating way more than the all-you-can-eat deal was worth. They would sit there for hours just to eat as much as possible to "beat" the restaurant.

They were genuinely proud to have personally contributed to ending Red Lobster’s endless crab legs.

Why is that even something to brag about? All you end up doing is losing your cheap crab legs!
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I don't know. And that's a really nigger way of thinking.

If you wanted to be niggerish but in a way that actually gives benefit in this scenario you'd take a container with you and squirrel away some of the extra food for another meal later. Rather than overeat in one sitting.
 
Iron Jaguar said:
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Boomers have a lot more sugar, processed carbohydrates and seed oils in their diets.
You'll see it even worse amongst later generations.
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I switched to organic and natural foods when I had high cholesterol and in 3 months it dropped to just about normal, but it was declining still. Basic foods only. Basic ingredients. Virtually zero preservatives. Organic. Olive oil or real butter, no other shitty oils. Lot of chicken breast and eggs. If you can get your eggs from a local farm, do so, it's way cheaper. We get like 36 eggs for $5. Pasta is all from Italy or European wheat. Bread is local bakery bread, again with very basic ingredients and no preservatives.
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You know what I hate about this post? This motherfucker frames what he did as "hard work" instead of as "tacit semi-charity by the adults due to some form of goodwill or obligation towards his parents"

If a random nigger kid came on your yard and offered to bail your hay or cut your grass, or that he could "run a jackhammer that weighted almost as much as [he] did", you'd tell them to fuck off because they're gonna do a shit job of it, and who wants some random kid lurking around.

No, instead they knew he was so-and-so kid, so they said "sure, whatever" and paid him out of goodwill towards whatever interpersonal relationship they had with his parents.

"Hard work" my asshole, he was effectually getting charity doing bullshit make-work (and probably doing a shit job of it since he's a 12 year old). Maybe they thought if he's hard up enough to be begging others to do chores.
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This is why lemonade stands are the most retarded things to ever have kids learn. It's not even goodwill, it's pity. Snow shoveling in our neighborhood was also a form of punishment. You weren't allowed to use the snow blower either, had to be ice scrapes and shovels only. I think I only got paid once when doing any sort of yard work.
 
Two Little Nigger Babies said:
Have you noticed this trend among Boomers? My parents loved telling stories about how they "outsmarted" restaurants by eating way more than the all-you-can-eat deal was worth. They would sit there for hours just to eat as much as possible to "beat" the restaurant.

They were genuinely proud to have personally contributed to ending Red Lobster’s endless crab legs.

Why is that even something to brag about? All you end up doing is losing your cheap crab legs!
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This follows the boomer logic of "sure we exhausted all the worlds finite resources and condemned all future generations, but for one really great moment, we created so much shareholder value". They just apply that to everything else. "Sure we ruined X thing, but WE got to gouge ourselves on it".
 
One of my favorite boomerisms: when the boomer wife drops her husband off by the restaurant entrance while she finds a place to park. I’ve never seen any generation do it until recently and it’s all old fucks doing it.
 
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The Hardest R said:
One of my favorite boomerisms: when the boomer wife drops her husband off by the restaurant entrance while she finds a place to park. I’ve never seen any generation do it until recently and it’s all old fucks doing it.
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Part of the "men are handbags to be carted around" ideology of the boomers. Looking back, it's amazing how useless shit boomer women would do and complain that the men just didn't appreciate the importance of. Mostly, this would be endless shopping and the accumulation of useless knick knacks and excess clothing. Dropping your husband off at the mall food court or a random bench while you spent a few hundred dollars on fast fashion was a boomer woman's favorite pasttime.
 
I hate social security and I hope FDR is rolling down an infinite escalator in hell for creating it. It is a nationwide ponzi scheme that relies on continuous population growth.
 
In the current setting there are only three ways to evade it that don't include going full on geriatric genocide and openly killing bureaurats and "public employed" in that system. First is to quit any wage cager employment with some employer that automatically extorts you for the ponzi. Then one either goes independent and never files an income statement let alone a pays taxes ever again, or one goes full blackmarket and/or moonshining or the probably worst choice, faking a disability and scamming the ponzi.
 


Boomers are spiritually Indian. They believe that the purpose of pay raises and bonuses is to induce a short-term mania of boosted productivity instead of reward consistently good work and productive habits.
 
Vibralldo said:
Why do boomers seem to universally believe the lie that the money they put into social security was put into some account and is just sitting around ready to be given back?

Did they all read the same book or something?
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Because they were taught to think of SS as acting like a savings account. How it actually works is a wealth transfer, and that is a rather communistic concept.

Obviously they can't be taught the truth of the matter during a capitalist v communist cold war.
 
Another yuge and bigly factor of social security is that the original age of eligibility was five years short of the average age of mortality. Right now it’s 79 years so in the spirit of the original implementation, people should start drawing it at 74.

Edit: I got some details wrong:

If we look at life expectancy statistics from the 1930s we might come to the conclusion that the Social Security program was designed in such a way that people would work for many years paying in taxes, but would not live long enough to collect benefits. Life expectancy at birth in 1930 was indeed only 58 for men and 62 for women, and the retirement age was 65.
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So basically they expected that a good chunk of the population was never going to get social security and now it’s paying out for a significant portion of seniors for decades.
 
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Bauxite said:
I hate social security and I hope FDR is rolling down an infinite escalator in hell for creating it. It is a nationwide ponzi scheme that relies on continuous population growth.
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FDR mass deported immigrants and assumed that the US population would keep growing naturally. This is hardly his fault.
The idea is not dumb at face value.
 
Paper Machete said:
I don't know. And that's a really nigger way of thinking.

If you wanted to be niggerish but in a way that actually gives benefit in this scenario you'd take a container with you and squirrel away some of the extra food for another meal later. Rather than overeat in one sitting.
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But why store it away for later in case I want it later when I could have it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW? And for that matter, what if I could resell the crab legs? At a markup! What, you're upset you didn't get Red Lobster? I'll have you know I worked very hard to be born into my daddy's money, and you should have just pulled yourself up by your bootstraps and been born when they had the deal! Got mine get yours!
 
I just saw a car accident between two boomers. It was the slowest, most braind-dead accident you have ever seen.

Boomer one is trying to pull into a parking spot that Boomer two is pulling out of. At less than 5 mph the two hit each other. They stop, look at just a paint scrape, shrug their shoulders, and complain about being old and slow... literally... they then part ways and that's the story.

Now imagine if the boomers were actually going at pace. These people are retarded. GET THEM OFF THE ROAD! They literally can't see each other on the road or in the parking lot. TAKE THEIR KEYS
 
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