Boot Camp

[Sexual Stallone]

I am Gunnery Sergeant Halman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?

Spergs: [In unison in a normal speaking tone] Sir, yes Sir.

Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!

Spergs: [In unison, much louder] SIR, YES SIR!

If you tomgirls leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggos, JEWS, eses or diaperfurs. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Chat. Do you maggots understand that?

 

[OtterParty]

They'd shit their pants and do nothing.

 

[Foulmouth]

Segeant Halman Sir !
I have a question Sir !
Why does my bum hurt after last nights "special manouvers" Sir ?

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Segeant Halman Sir !
I have a question Sir !
Why does my bum hurt after last nights "special manouvers" Sir ?

I don't remember giving you permission to speak, did I, Pvt Fagmouth?

 

[Foulmouth]

I don't remember giving you permission to speak, did I, Pvt Fagmouth?

Sir ! , No sir !, You told me to remain on my knees with my mouth open Sir !

 

[BT 075]

Is there hope for Private Peppy?

 

[Colress]

sir, permission to speak without punctuation, sir?!

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Is there hope for Private Peppy?

Private Peppy has dishonored himself and dishonored the forums. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people have not given Private Peppy the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Peppy fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE OF BOB'S SHIRTS! NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!

[rest of recruits get in front-leaning-rest position, Halman turns to Peppy]
Open your mouth!
[shoves Bob's shirt into Peppy's mouth]
They're payin' for it; YOU eat it! Ready! Exercise!

 

[Rio]

Sir, permission to turn this car around sir?! I want to go home, sir!

 

[Colress]

 

[CatParty]

 

[LM 697]

This is the worst thread on the long, sad history of bad threads.

 

[Surtur]

Whats with all these "Sir" sandwiches?

 

[Trickie]

Whats with all these "Sir" sandwiches?

You don't like sir sammiches, Surtur?

 

[Sexual Stallone]

This is the worst thread on the long, sad history of bad threads.

Who said that...

 

[Male]

DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK I WILL FUCKING END YOU

 

[c-no]

Sergeant Halman, Sir!
I have a question Sir!
When do I get a pastel colored horse, a yellow medallion, and a deagle, Sir!

 

[applecat]

Ariat Yorks. The only boots I need, thanks.

 

[Foulmouth]

Ariat Yorks. The only boots I need, thanks.

Dem Boots !
(No Compy, I ain't after your lady, just her boots)

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

is that you, John Wayne? is this me?