#BPGoonerGate

[AnOminous]

I see more and more Disco Elysium related accounts out there and it's based keep going my man.

I'm supposedly a homicide detective and I don't even have two shoes and the murder victim I'm supposedly investigating is still dangling bloated blue and cold in my back yard.

 

[User Account Samsara]

Is it not common knowledge that Jersh is a jew?

All I know is that he loves the Jewish state of Israel--but not as much as I do!

 

[Meiwaku]

tl;dw: the great powers of europe didn't want any of them to have it, so it stayed independent.

So it literally only exists because everybody wants it but nobody wants anybody else to have it?

This is still far better than the reason Yugoslavia broke up.... a literal gooner incident caused Serbia to leave in 1985 by worsening ethnic tensions.

On 1 May 1985, Đorđe Martinović, a 56-year-old resident of the Kosovar town of Gnjilane, arrived at the local hospital with a broken bottle wedged in his rectum. He claimed that he had been attacked by two Albanian men while he was working in his field.

In the end, the federal Yugoslav and Serbian authorities did not pursue the case, even after Serbia revoked Kosovo's self-rule in 1989, and no serious attempt appears to have been made to find Martinović's alleged attackers.

This was later found to be false, but it didn't matter. This man jerked off with a jar in his anus and caused a nation to collapse.

Belgium could never

 

[CryptoHermit]

I'm supposedly a homicide detective and I don't even have two shoes and the murder victim I'm supposedly investigating is still dangling bloated blue and cold in my back yard.

Fascism is literally a gut feeling. Best quest chain in the game easily.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

This man jerked off with a jar in his anus

Quit posting your DM fap rape roleplay stuff here, please. God Bless.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

No, yyou are not. You have admitted in dms that your hormone treatments have shrunk your dick. You have grown tits.

what a little baby carrot dick

 

[Male Idiot]

Oh boy I go out for 4 hours to get my dad a birthday gift and this does become night of the long ban knives.

I think Captain longdong got too harshly treated, a week timeout would have done it.

I also feel somewhat depressed oddly over Mr Bones. She was the one that doxed Bella, was she not? A piece of history now lost. And she liked to troll at me, but hey, my feefees are worth less than getting one over the hamster boiler. Unless it was a cloned user with the same name and I'm retarded.

Its okey to call me a retard, but perhaps these scores should be visible to the user so you can check how high you are on Dear Feeder's shitlist.

Edit: Feline is a russian lady. Babuskas will take no shit and will give the husbandov black eyes. It is just russian things. You can take the babuska out of Russia, but can't take the Russia out of babuska. She will whack your head with the wooden cooking spoon if you misbehave in kitchen.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm just going to come out and say it since nobody is brave enough to say it.


Android Raptor did nothing wrong.

I already said that. Also Catholic priests rape little boys.

 

[JamusActimus]

I'm supposedly a homicide detective and I don't even have two shoes and the murder victim I'm supposedly investigating is still dangling bloated blue and cold in my back yard.

You went a bit too disco, you just didn't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

Keep playing the game, weirdly enough everything works out to give you a satisfying ending no matter what you do.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

Quit posting your DM fap rape roleplay stuff here, please. God Bless.

Kosovar detected, remove all jars before it's too late

 

[Tablet County]

I think Captain longdong got too harshly treated, a week timeout would have done it.

He might've gotten it had he not sperged out about getting banned.

 

[Omori Boy]

Quit posting your DM fap rape roleplay stuff here, please. God Bless.

 

[DumbDude43]

This is still far better than the reason Yugoslavia broke up.... a literal gooner incident caused Serbia to leave in 1985 by worsening ethnic tensions.

serbia didn't leave anything, serbia was trying to take over the whole thing
it was all the other parts that wanted to leave in order to get away from serbia

 

[Doctor Shopper]

I don't get the point of posting pictures of myself or ERPing with other users on this website. God bless. Total SSRI death btw

 

[JamusActimus]

I also feel somewhat depressed oddly over Mr Bones. She was the one that doxed Bella, was she not? A piece of history now lost.

Not it's spooky bones a broomer that turned the Bella subforum into an illuminaty arg and was just ultra skizo.

Like would not sleep to broom on kf level of crazy.

Ended up banned and the broom was removed.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Literally the several of the guys who were added make constant rape jokes (one of which I set on ignore for talking about raping me for a month straight).

jethro doesn’t count because he fucks anything that moves or barks

 

[BohrokSwarms]

This is what my brain feels like when I forget to take my Ritalin

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I'm just going to come out and say it since nobody is brave enough to say it.


Android Raptor did nothing wrong.

the tranny has an unpopular opinion. imagine my shock

 

[JamusActimus]

Can we make a chat bot to replace Android Raptor?

 

[not william stenchever]

You went a bit too disco, you just didn't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

Keep playing the game, weirdly enough everything works out to give you a satisfying ending no matter what you do.

Harry DuBois is a living schizopost who is also a disco-god supercop.