BreadTube - The Unofficial ContraPoints Dickriders Club and the culture / drama surrounding the community.

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I hate this new subgenre of men who wear hawaiian shirts, have pathetic pornstaches, and the worst political stances imaginable. Ruins hawaiian shirts and pornstaches for those of us who do them justice.

 

[Jomi]

I got the impression he spent a lot of time on r/YoutubeDrama while writing the video. It's like he made it specifically for their tiny echo chamber of freaks. The problem is that they are small and something of a joke on Reddit (which is amazing when you consider....Reddit).

I've seen the video described variously as "Breadtube audition" (somewhat likely, though breadtube is dying, we have it from this guy's own mouth that his channel is dying also so I guess he's desperate enough to jump onto that sinking ship) and Hbomber emulation attempt (I think this is the answer, also some crossover with the prior explanation)

 

[IslamaGato]

Everytime I seen someone abbreviate his name as iPoS. I think it stands for 'Is Piece Of Shit'. This dude will never live this down. People are gonna comment about this drama under all his upcoming videos for a long long time. Inb4 this faggot necks himself or ODs on Ketamine with his butt buddy boyfriend.

 

[SpookyGuy1990]

I realize I am sperging, but as someone that lives in Appalachia, these transplants to Ashville are fucking insufferable.

Don't be, Georgia is suffering these tumors like crazy any area surrounding ATL within an hour has these disgusting termites infesting them, I've said it before and I'll say it again
All LA faggots should be lynched

Max0r on the other hand is a breadtube faggot or at least some flavour of video essayist like all of them. The schizo is supposed to be a joke

I always had a hunch that Max0r was sseth for self hating faggots that feel bad about laughing at racist jokes, but was there any moment where he really showed his hand? I remember a few anti-fa jokes, and a rip on the "Cascadia" concept, and describing something as a "shitty polycule" as if a polycule doesn't always end in trashfires lol

 

[Philier]

Tom releases his video

 

[Foltest]

IPOS cope out with "in my opinon" is so slimey and gay.

 

[LanceHaver]

Nah, you don’t get it, treating them “in good faith” is the biggest possible dunk he can do on them. They WANT him to lash out so that they can play victim of having a massive YouTuber “punching down” on them, and he is denying them that.

No- admission, accompanied by fealty and groveling, is what they want, since it both indicts the accused by their own admission and raises the profile of the accuser. Obviously an emotional outburst is a win for them as well, as it is in pretty much any PR situation, but you can just ignore them or respond to them mildly, without the grovelling and "I'm so nice and dont wanna hurt nobody" schtick he is going for.

Tom releases his video

Tom is honestly extremely cringe now - I used to watch all his early vids and cannot stand him anymore. He was a lot better when he wasn't trying so hard to be funny every 5 seconds, putting lame edits everywhere, doing that retarded fake deep voice, etc.

I think the popularity is going to his head

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Who wants to bet that Zane will pull a James Somerton and threaten to kill himself because he couldn't handle the backlash.

I doubt he'll actually go through with it because of how much of a weak manlet he is though.

But I had always heard that women were more likely to attempt suicide, but much less likely to succeed at it.

Jokes aside, he's too much of a narcissist to kill himself. Thankfully he's too much of an anti-gun faggot to go on a shooting rampage either. At worst he'll turn out like that pooner that stabbed a bunch of girls in the theater last week. Realistically he'll continue whinging as he fades into further obscurity.

 

[FieldPiece]

Hes not right wing, hes just some random scandinavian retard forged in 4chan culture like IE. He likes to pander to the coomers a lot and hes friends with Mandalore so I dont see him getting targetted, Mandalore will put in a word for him with Hbaldguy.

Max0r on the other hand is a breadtube faggot or at least some flavour of video essayist like all of them. The schizo is supposed to be a joke but hes just like thorhighheels or ratatoskr or the others. The only non political non smug cool video game reviewers I can think of are probably SSeth, Cvit and Fleekazoid, even then Cvit is heavily involved in cali faggotry so he probably doesnt count. I wish we could go back to old school video game reviews like TB or Matthewmatosis, seems a lot more informative than hehe look at porn joke.

Running Shine is good too, too bad he never fuckin uploads.

I remember this faggots Hellraiser video getting recommended to me. I dropped it the second he got mad about those evil Republicans not letting the movie have full blown porn in it.

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

In light of mr. Buckinham being slandered by Zane of "In Praise of Shadows", I remembered a video made by Brandon that I watched some time ago.

This is the video.

As you can see, a father and his son visited an adult film convention together, in what is apparently a lovely display of father-and-son bonding.

I just can't indulge in blissful ignorance and forget this. A father and son visited a porn convention together.
No doubt sharing hobbies with one another will strengthen your relationship.
Just what in the actual f...

 

[The Dude]

honestly, I just can't understand how this is not just a giant troll.
how could anyone ever be so unaware - i mean that sort of disregard from any mirrors is almost criminal
he even looks like a stereotypical nutty hilbilly.
i just can't fathom this not being deliberate, and to his credit, it worked.
he's making enough money doing nothing to suport himself and his spouse after that stunt.

He's a far-Lefty and a homo. He also has an obvious case of unwarranted self-importance and a smug sense of superiority. These are not qualities that lend themselves towards a healthy self-awareness. Just look at his reaction to the flak he caught for his THHE review. He clearly believes he's the smartest motherfucker in the room and the stupid plebs just don't get his brilliance. Same thing with the backlash he's gotten for his hit piece video on Wendi and Co. He flatly admits he still believes he's in the right, even when people have been bringing receipts on how hilariously wrong he is.

 

[harmy.kook]

In light of mr. Buckinham being slandered by Zane of "In Praise of Shadows", I remembered a video made by Brandon that I watched some time ago.

This is the video.

As you can see, a father and his son visited an adult film convention together, in what is apparently a lovely display of father-and-son bonding.

I just can't indulge in blissful ignorance and forget this. A father and son visited a porn convention together.
No doubt sharing hobbies with one another will strengthen your relationship.
Just what in the actual f...

Brandon is the same white guy who is allowed to interview thugs and fuck with them by dragging a few of them to weird conventions

Bro probably just has that charisma

 

[BirdUp]

Tom is honestly extremely cringe now - I used to watch all his early vids and cannot stand him anymore. He was a lot better when he wasn't trying so hard to be funny every 5 seconds, putting lame edits everywhere, doing that retarded fake deep voice, etc.

I think the popularity is going to his head

all video essayists are scum (archive)

 

[Immortal Technique Vol.2]

Zane is just too low IQ to do a propaganda hit piece. The guy is so high on his farts, he tried to take swipes at 5 huge youtubers and didn't have a single person review prior to posting it to see if it makes sense. No editor or youtube friend to tell him his "smoking guns" are pathetically weak and non-sensical. You can't subscribe to guilt by association, "If 4 Nazis are sitting at a table and you sit down with them, there are 5 Nazis sitting down" dogma, and blast a guy for wearing Hawaiian shirts while wearing a Hawaiian shirt yourself. Even if it was for a joke bit because now you're just the 5th Nazi at the table.

Zane's crescendo for doing this was to gatekeep conservatives from "his" community......which is people that watch horror movies? Retarded. To do this, he's trying to take down a guy that most everyone doesn't associate with horror movies, but with cryptids? Even more retarded.

 

[Jomi]

Zane is just too low IQ to do a propaganda hit piece. The guy is so high on his farts, he tried to take swipes at 5 huge youtubers and didn't have a single person review prior to posting it to see if it makes sense. No editor or youtube friend to tell him his "smoking guns" are pathetically weak and non-sensical. You can't subscribe to guilt by association, "If 4 Nazis are sitting at a table and you sit down with them, there are 5 Nazis sitting down" dogma, and blast a guy for wearing Hawaiian shirts while wearing a Hawaiian shirt yourself. Even if it was for a joke bit because now you're just the 5th Nazi at the table.

Zane's crescendo for doing this was to gatekeep conservatives from "his" community......which is people that watch horror movies? Retarded. To do this, he's trying to take down a guy that most everyone doesn't associate with horror movies, but with cryptids? Even more retarded.

The Hawiian shirt looks like a bit but if you check his twitter it turns out that Zane is also a Hawiian shirt fan so idk if it is.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Even quite a while ago he made some video about the witch trials, and tried to claim that somehow they resulted in the invention of capitalism (see timestamped below). Obviously trying to paint the picture that capitalism is so bad that it was literally born from murdering people, especially women, and stealing their stuff. And this was in 2019.

He says the witch trials were capitalist because there was a financial incentive (commie conflating capitalism with greed as usual) but then says "This was all done with the pretext that it was for the good of the community and the state" as if trampling people's rates and purges for the public good fits capitalism better than communism.

I also suspect a lot of these details are the sort of things Historyforatheists.com criticizes, where people who aren't historians quote the popular perception of history to make a point, but that perception tends to be based on so called "medieval torture museums" which are basically haunted houses displaying creatively macabre contraptions with no historical accuracy just to scare people, as well as bad historical fiction novels based on the haunted house version of history, and what historical sources they do site are usually untrustworthy propaganda of their day: Protestants calling Catholics backwards and barbaric, Catholics calling Protestants backwards and barbaric. And if you say "No there was no such thing as an Iron Maiden" you're accused of defending the Inquisitions and Witch trials.

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

I just realized something...
His criticism of Internet Historian being alt-Right is because Internet Historian joked he is born on April 20th.

"Obviously he was referencing to Hitler's birthday" - Zane


I mean... Who the fuck remembers Hitler's Birthday? isnt 4/20 a WEED Joke?
I mean for people so Anti-Hitler they seem to memorize everything about Hitler and Nazis.

like whenever people say they're born on 4/20 I usually immediately assume "Ah a weed joke. Nice"

It's the same, rehashed shit about Satanism from the 80's/90's.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Zane is just too low IQ to do a propaganda hit piece. The guy is so high on his farts, he tried to take swipes at 5 huge youtubers and didn't have a single person review prior to posting it to see if it makes sense. No editor or youtube friend to tell him his "smoking guns" are pathetically weak and non-sensical. You can't subscribe to guilt by association, "If 4 Nazis are sitting at a table and you sit down with them, there are 5 Nazis sitting down" dogma, and blast a guy for wearing Hawaiian shirts while wearing a Hawaiian shirt yourself. Even if it was for a joke bit because now you're just the 5th Nazi at the table.

Zane's crescendo for doing this was to gatekeep conservatives from "his" community......which is people that watch horror movies? Retarded. To do this, he's trying to take down a guy that most everyone doesn't associate with horror movies, but with cryptids? Even more retarded.

It didn't work because it's so obviously, transparently tattle-tale nonsense. "Turkey Tom said the n-word one time! Internet Historian said his birthday was 4/20! James has a gameboy in his backpack!" As if anybody with critical thinking wouldn't immediately see it for what it is.

 

[Gulo Gulo]

It didn't work because it's so obviously, transparently tattle-tale nonsense. "Turkey Tom said the n-word one time! Internet Historian said his birthday was 4/20! James has a gameboy in his backpack!" As if anybody with critical thinking wouldn't immediately see it for what it is.

When I watched the video a few days ago, I genuinely thought it was some crazy satire. Judging from the screenshots of his patreon and discord messages from this thread and twitter, I was sadly mistaken.

 

[vanyatravnikov]

Because saying things like "hey guys" is problematic to the faggots and lefties since it's gendered and therefore not inclusive. Then there's also the fact that despite these retards having a seething hatred for anything even remotely southern, they see our manner of speech as quaint and appropriate it for their own use. Which is ironic considering the way these faggots clutch pearls over cultural appropriation.

The one thing I don't see these faggots trying to claim, in terms of vernacular anyway, is "ain't". Because that one is far too rural/southern for them to stomach speaking.

I have seen corporate training that even claims “folks” is gendered and “folx” is the preferred non-gendered term. I wish I was making this up.