I've never seen "How to kill a god" by Laserpig but I did see a clip of it on Josh's stream and it made me realize these breadtubers don't have a single original thought in their head, so I've decided to create a list of Breadtuber traits for Breadtuber Bingo.
- Whine about Fascism
- Show Starship Troopers when whining about Fascism
- Never read or talk about the book
- Show Confederate flag when whining about Fascism
- Show Stars and Stripes when whining about Fascism
- Show Gadsden flag when whining about Fascism
- Whine about Nazism
- Show Starship Troopers when whining about Nazism
- Never read or talk about the book
- Show Confederate flag when whining about Nazism
- Show Stars and Stripes when whining about Nazism
- Show Gadsden flag when whining about Nazism
- Use "media literacy" as a catch-all for an insane take on a movie
- Condescend to normie movie audiences
- Claim Starship Troopers is a satire on Fascism
- Make implication that Starship Trooper fans are Fascists
- Never read or talk about the book
- No idea that Heinlein is a Libertarian
- Claim cannibals in movie are:
- Gay people
- Native Americans
- Black people
- Miscellaneous oppressed minority
- Make tortured and contorted claims all throughout
- Consistently get shit wrong
- Get buttmad at rightoids for stopping human trafficking
- Get buttmad at Capitalism for working
- Has a Patreon
- Collects ad revenue
- Enabled monetized superchats
- Sells merchandise
- Make implicit praises to Karl Marx
- Never mention Gulags
- Never mention Holodomor
- Never mention Lysenko
- Never mention Chernobyl
- Never mention Stasi
- Never mention Killing Fields of Khmer Rouge
- Never mention Great Leap Forward
- Never mention Cultural Revolution
- Never mention North Korea
- Never mention Cuban purges
- Claim all white people are racist
- Be white while calling all white people racist
- Copious amounts of alcohol in video essay
- Female breadtuber
- Bottles are all empty
- Drink a bottle of alcohol through whole video
- Try to pour an empty bottle
- Failed smear campaign on other Youtubers for being:
- Apolitical
- Republican
- Conservative
- Libertarian
- Gun-tuber
- Christian
- Make coy or implicit defense of pedophilia at some point
I can't think of anything else off the top of my head, did I miss anything?