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I think there's this sort of amusing little thing that we didn't talk about that deserves to at least be discussed.
Two months ago, this video was uploaded discussing the ironic/safe-edgy sleazebag hipster trend. Chances are you've seen it and is quite cathartic to see that is has a little over half a million subs. Well, one of the guys in the thumbnail is Noah Samsen and about three weeks ago he shared his takes on being called out for his looks.

  • Noah met with Kurtis Conner, another ironic sleazebag, to record a podcast. About halfway through the video he calls Kurtis to ask why he had a mullet and Kurtis says he picked off from RuPaul's.
  • Noah's sense of humour is broken. He has schizo edits of people going bald and making quips about how he is totally not a poser with the same dry as his ex delivery he has always had.
  • Even though I already knew it, this video proves to me that Noah is retarded. At one point ShreddedNerd (the creator of the original video) shows a map of Europe without France as an example of sage-edgy and Noah asks if it's supposed to be Pangea. He either misunderstands jokes or takes them literally.
  • Noah tells us he picked his mullet because an ex told him to and has to 'subtly' say that is emasculating to take advice from a woman.
  • Noah's take can be summarized as other people pretended to be poor sleazebags in the past and the guy has a stupid hateboner for ironic sleazebags.
  • A big point of the video is how these ironic sleazebags tend to be manipulators that are intimately aware of how to take advantage of women (being it by pretending to share interests or by keeping tab on stuff as personal as ovulation). Noah answers that it isn't weird for men to care about those things, purposely missing the point.
  • The original creator then asks his female fanbase what they would think of a guy that does those things just to have sex with them, Noah makes fun of the guy for not having a big female audience, plays a manosphere clip and flips the question to allude that the creator is implying women want fucked up toxic relationships.
  • A big part of the original video are clips from an Instagram account that represents an exaggerated version of the ironic sleazebag and Noah defuses by asking if the guy doesn't get it's a character. Noah repeats this even though the original video acknowledges this but says that the guy plays the character too well to just be a character. Noah cut that last part.
  • Noah says that is a big jump in logic to accuse male feminists of being pick-mes but most of his responses to the guy amount to saying he is a manosphere incel.
  • Says he liked the video, except for some bits and that he isn't soy.
  • Outro is Noah lifting weights and some soft music covering his loud exhales. Guy did like 5 reps.
Tell me he wasn't mad.
 
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this is the best example of someone making fun of these intellectual midwifes basically the entire premise of the video is taking the most inane movie and putting the most ridiculous political spin on it and it is hilarious angry brothers now right wing propaganda and no one can tell me differently
 
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Beyond the Pale also refers to the English colonization of Ireland in the medieval era where the Pale was the immediate area surrounding Dublin.
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who dare wins? said:
Not heard of that term, I do know the term 'beyond the pale' regarding Eastern Europe developed from the mailing fence jews were forced to live outside of. As of wether this is true or not, I do not know. However segregation isn't just "making highways to dive le whites and blacks!". They already existed on main roads or areas planned out after these initial highways to... accommodate for population growth in the first place. Most of these highways usually take out middle class tax brackets, resulting in increase in taxes wherever possible to make up for this. Segregation is forcing people to live in certain areas in the first place. Of course, Adam does not understand this likely from his family being raped by mongol soviet soldiers during ww2... actually that is another point of segregation and subjugation his people were forced under.
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Beyond the pale is not directly associated with either the English Pale or the Pale of Settlement. A pale is a generic (and archaic) term for an enclosed space, in the case of the English Pale it was enclosed by Irish lands and in the case of the Pale of Settlement it was enclosed by lands that Jews could not settle. In the case of the expression, it most likely simply refers to the land enclosed by dangerous lands, ie places that are safe. Going beyond this pale would mean going into territory that is unsafe.
 
These people hate the idea of the great man theory because there's 100% truth to it the entirety of the early 1800s is literally named after Napoleon Bonaparte.
Hitler define the 20th century
Augusto adolphus basically with single handedly winning the 30 years war.
The angry that men of action men of valor I seen as more valuable to society than intellectual snobs like themselves writing 900 word essays on irrelevant nonsense.

They wouldn't even live up to the heroes they idolized like Che Guevara .
Tell me do you think H bomber guy would hide down in the mountains of Cuba for months on end no they wouldn't as soon you
applied the smallest amount of pressure to these people they would fold like a bunch of wet paper
 
So while not necessarily Breadtube related, here is a piece of classic Leftoid content.

Meet Jack Jersawitz, a public access show communist personality that had two public access show called 'Brainstorms' and 'Telling It Like It Is' where he expressed his far-left views. Jack Jersawitz did the whole "America deserved 9/11" long before Hasan Pinker did. Remember, this was in the days before Youtube or Twitch were a thing and if you wanted to express your ideals then one way was though public access broadcasting (granted that your public access show complies with federal law and FCC regulations).

Here is archived vintage footage of people prank calling him, with some commenting that he looks like the Penguin from the Tim Burton Batman movies.

 
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I hope the number one caller is happily married these days sadly Jack passed away in 2012 you know none of these people would have the balls to do a college show like this it would be funny though
 
Frenzy of Sharks said:
So while not necessarily Breadtube related, here is a piece of classic Leftoid content.

Meet Jack Jersawitz, a public access show communist personality that had two public access show called 'Brainstorms' and 'Telling It Like It Is' where he expressed his far-left views. Jack Jersawitz did the whole "America deserved 9/11" long before Hasan Pinker did. Remember, this was in the days before Youtube or Twitch were a thing and if you wanted to express your ideals then one way was though public access broadcasting (granted that your public access show complies with federal law and FCC regulations).

Here is archived vintage footage of people prank calling him, with some commenting that he looks like the Penguin from the Tim Burton Batman movies.

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Jew does the America deserved 9/11 when it was Dancing Israelis who did 9/11
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
this is the best example of someone making fun of these intellectual midwifes basically the entire premise of the video is taking the most inane movie and putting the most ridiculous political spin on it and it is hilarious angry brothers now right wing propaganda and no one can tell me differently
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Fascism is when birds get angry about their eggs being stolen.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
this is the best example of someone making fun of these intellectual midwifes basically the entire premise of the video is taking the most inane movie and putting the most ridiculous political spin on it and it is hilarious angry brothers now right wing propaganda and no one can tell me differently
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Do you have any more awesome, cutting edge videos from over half a decade ago, bro?
 
Lisa forgive me said:
Just watched this video.
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Dangelo looks like a chick 90s lesbian nowadays.


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Irish Turtle said:
I dont comprehend why terminally online people love extreme ideologies like nazism and marxism. Most of the time these people would be enslaved under both systems.
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Because their ultimately utopian in nature and it naturally will drive those will little hope of power and prestige to them. Sadly these ideologies can grant power to toadies of them if they are properly loyal and don't cause trouble for the powers that be, no matter how minor.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
that video is completely and utterly incoherent and I have no idea what they're trying to say I feel stupider for watching it on five times speed.
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That's one of the problems of the video they go on different tangents and do not focus on their main issue and honestly, it finally fits in the last two segments hell they could've cut a lot of the fluff and it would have been tighter and have more meaning
 
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