Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

I would tell you to never breed, John, but thankfully you already took care of that for me.

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Most guys just get a vasectomy; John ensured that he will never breed by eliminating any possibility of "stack overflow."

ETA: It's my understanding that deprecated code will still run and will not return an error message. So once again, John reveals his ignorance of basic terminology in the field where he's a self-proclaimed expert.
 
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Someone should tell him that mumsnet already exists, it's full of women with opinions so he probably won't like that.

Most guys just get a vasectomy; John ensured that he will never breed by eliminating any possibility of "stack overflow."

ETA: It's my understanding that deprecated code will still run and will not return an error message. So once again, John reveals his ignorance of basic terminology in the field where he's a self-proclaimed expert.

It compiles just fine and as far as I am aware there's no such thing as the compiler returning a header in itself as an error unless it can't find it. Why would the compiler then suggest a process instead of another library as a... Hopefully we will see more of programmer Wu.

Someone should tell him about the lava lamp SGI used to generate random numbers for encryption keys, that seems like something he would latch on to and feel smart about.
 
Let's face it: there's no way to post about Sonic the Hedgehog without looking utterly fucking autistic. And yes that includes this post.

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Yeah also call me when they build a rail bridge that doesn't fall down in five years.

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What's the suggestion here? Have taxpayers fund a closed-source encryption protocol for hardware the plebs aren't going to have access to for another decade? Also the implication that the US isn't investing in quantum computing is far from true.
 
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Well it is true that Dr*mpf lacks the stature of a nine-foot-tall crypt ghoul so he may be at a disadvantage there.

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Oh wow, an online rag publishing an expanded Twatter thread from a literal nobody, this is journalisming of the highest calibre.

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Well it is true that Dr*mpf lacks the stature of a nine-foot-tall crypt ghoul so he may be at a disadvantage there.

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Oh wow, an online rag publishing an expanded Twatter thread from a literal nobody, this is journalisming of the highest calibre.

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With much love to you for keeping such a close eye on John's unending drool of autism, I think you kind of buried the lede here:

"In running for office, I have tried very hard to not mention Gamergate."

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What's the suggestion here? Have taxpayers fund a closed-source encryption protocol for hardware the plebs aren't going to have access to for another decade? Also the implication that the US isn't investing in quantum computing is far from true.

Nothing John says is true. No fucking way is China ahead of us on it, or they wouldn't be constantly stealing our shit.
 
Nothing John says is true. No fucking way is China ahead of us on it, or they wouldn't be constantly stealing our shit.

What Wu is saying isn't even a thing that exists. There's no such thing as "quantum encryption." It has long been recognised you can securely exchange a key with a remote party using quantum entanglement, and it's even been demonstrated. That's not encryption though, it's exploiting a physical property. In fact, you could argue that it's almost the opposite of encryption. You're basically sending a symmetric key in cleartext but over a channel that contains foolproof notification of eavesdroppers. In the case of a ciphered key exchange, you're sending an encrypted key over a completely untrusted channel in the knowledge your message may be intercepted but that the key can't be recovered in time for that recovery to be meaningful.

Quantum computers have theoretical implications for current asymmetric ciphers that use certain types of trapdoor function to provide their security. In particular, relying on prime factorisation being a hard problem. Reality has yet to catch up with theory though, I think it's been demonstrated that a quantum computer can factorise a 3 digit decimal number now, but that's a bit of a way from a 2048 bit number. In fact, and I'm well aware that this could go down as one of those "no one will need more than 1MB of RAM" statements, I'm quietly convinced that quantum computers can't be scaled. In any event, we're well on top of the problem and we have a whole slew of candidates for trapdoor functions that aren't computable on quantum computers, it being a limitation that a quantum computer is not Turing complete and can only tackle probabilistic algorithms like primality testing.

In the meantime, AES has proved remarkably resistant to any actual cryptographic results that significantly reduce its security. While the best attack on AES is more or less just brute force there seems no hurry to replace it, though I'm not completely au fait with whether key sizes above 256 bits would actually provide equivalent increases in security. It could be that eventually it's just aged out by how long it takes to brute force keys, which would be the case with DES even if it weren't broken six ways from sunday. Quantum computing has no significant effects on the security of AES.

One way you can tell Wu has no fucking clue what she's talking about is that she calls AES a "protocol." I wonder if she even has a clear idea what the word protocol means. AES is an encryption algorithm.
 
What Wu is saying isn't even a thing that exists. There's no such thing as "quantum encryption."

Doing crypto shit using quantum entanglement is usually called "quantum cryptography" rather than "quantum encryption." Considering all the other stupid shit he said at the same time, it barely stands out, though.

One way you can tell Wu has no fucking clue what she's talking about is that she calls AES a "protocol." I wonder if she even has a clear idea what the word protocol means. AES is an encryption algorithm.

I'd say John picks words completely at random as if out of a hat, but that doesn't account for how he's wrong 100% of the time. Just by chance he'd be right sometimes.

If I had to guess what John actually meant by "quantum encryption," though, I think he meant quantum cryptanalysis, which is completely different than key exchange. That's something those devious little yellow devils would actually be interested in.
 
I'm quietly convinced that quantum computers can't be scaled. In any event, we're well on top of the problem and we have a whole slew of candidates for trapdoor functions that aren't computable on quantum computers, it being a limitation that a quantum computer is not Turing complete and can only tackle probabilistic algorithms like primality testing.

Wu is probably one of those people that expects, and with confidence will claim, that their MacBook will run on a quantum processor in the future. The type of MacBook that thermal throttles or burns peoples dicks and hard boil their testicles(it is unknown what it does to women's genitals, I guess Wu will never find out).
From what little I know current quantum computers need to operate at as a close to absolute zero as possible, but I have no idea what's going on with them, thinking about quantum computers makes my head hot and my brain thermal throttle.
 
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Listen guy, the point is that John is not going to waste his time supporting some homofag for president.

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The number of times that John is forced to begin a tweet with "I get it" in order to attempt to divert attention from the fact that he obviously doesn't get it is absolutely astounding.
 
@W person cow you failed in your duty brother, John's enslaved more people now than ever.

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Gee I wonder if the normalising of certain kinds of rhetoric coming from the highest offices of the land and the constant white-knighting of a certain group have anything to do with this

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Hard at work once again going after that District 8 support in San Francisco.

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Have you ever heard a politician boast about how many paid staff they have before? That's not a staff, it's a feudal retinue.

Perhaps one of her staff might explain to her that she ought to be banking money now because it'll be needed when she's actually campaigning, not spending it all on vanity staffers who'll take her money and jump ship come campaign season proper.
 
Listen guy, the point is that John is not going to waste his time supporting some homofag for president.

This is what happens in a constitutional discussion between two people who don't know jack-shit about the U.S. Constitution and are both wrong.

A federal law on vaccines would preempt state laws to the contrary, whether or not it had a religious exemption. It would also have no issues with Commerce Clause authority even under a conservative take, much as laws about migratory birds are within such authority.
 
Perhaps one of her staff might explain to her that she ought to be banking money now because it'll be needed when she's actually campaigning, not spending it all on vanity staffers who'll take her money and jump ship come campaign season proper.
Or perhaps they might all stay quiet and let this trainwreck continue.
 
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