Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Bryan Dunn - A closeted homosexual tries to top a fat wigger.

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Look, this is what @Bryan Dunn has to do. Simply go to Ralphs house, knock and when he answers challenge him to a completely legal and sanctioned fight. When he (and he will) flip out on you just say "I guess this means you wont fight me in a sanctioned fight" and walk back to your car. It will be funny and make him look like a punk and you wouldn't have done anything illegal since you didn't continue to stand on his property and you wont return to ask him again.
 
Look, this is what @Bryan Dunn has to do. Simply go to Ralphs house, knock and when he answers challenge him to a completely legal and sanctioned fight. When he (and he will) flip out on you just say "I guess this means you wont fight me in a sanctioned fight" and walk back to your car. It will be funny and make him look like a punk and you wouldn't have done anything illegal since you didn't continue to stand on his property and you wont return to ask him again.
The only reason Ralph won't accept the challenge is he's afraid the physical exertion of the fight will cause him to lose control of his sphincter, thus leading to him shitting his pants in front of many people. He cannot keep his butthole closed for a few rounds of boxing, there's no way.
 
The only reason Ralph won't accept the challenge is he's afraid the physical exertion of the fight will cause him to lose control of his sphincter, thus leading to him shitting his pants in front of many people. He cannot keep his butthole closed for a few rounds of boxing, there's no way.
We all know he wont accept it but going there physically to challenge him makes him either accept it and lose/ no show like a chump or freak the fuck out about it basically declining also making him look like a chump
 
I think you're thinking of alcohol and uppers. Alcohol and downers make you a zombie, not a fighting machine. You probably won't feel much pain, but you're also lethargic and have the reflexes of a dead cat. At least that's the normal outcome, there are paradoxal effects, but those are rare.

Also what are rivvies? I googled and urbandictionary'd, but no hits. I assumed they're benzos.
Alcohol and benzos will make you a brutal fighter. If your reflexes are slow just bring nine friends to back you up and go ten on one.
 
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@Bryan Dunn Have you considered shaving it off until you can grow an actual beard?
 
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Holy shit! I thought @Bryan Dunn and @BSV were both long gone then I see this thread. The best DSP arc graces the Gunt.

@BSV I hope all is well with you. @Bryan Dunn calm down man. I don't know all of what is going on but I think that advice is still applicable. No need to rage at Gunt. Claim that you started a relationship with Fai and he will find you. Simple as that homie.
 
After digging through Ralph's streams I found the KOP vs. Ralph fighting challenge clip.
Surprised it wasn't already clipped and uploaded in this thread.


More KOP vs. Ralph fight talk in the same stream.
 
Yesterday. Ethan Ralph challenged me to a literal Boxing Match for his Show and wanted it officially sanctioned in Las Vegas.
WAIT A MINUTE! YOU ISSUED THE CHALLENGE, YOU FAGGOT! RALPH MERELY ACCEPTED IT!
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He didn't call you a nobody either and was up to it.

So you issued a challenge, Ralph accepted, I asked you to go to Ralph directly and ask for details, you declined.

And now you come up with unsubstantiated claims, no clip, of Ralph changing his mind and calling you a nobody.

Why should I or anyone believe you, faggot?
 
WAIT A MINUTE! YOU ISSUED THE CHALLENGE, YOU FAGGOT! RALPH MERELY ACCEPTED IT!
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He didn't call you a nobody either and was up to it.

So you issued a challenge, Ralph accepted, I asked you to go to Ralph directly and ask for details, you declined.

And now you come up with unsubstantiated claims, no clip, of Ralph changing his mind and calling you a nobody.

Why should I or anyone believe you, faggot?
Are you saying that Bryan Dunn's version of events doesn't exactly match up with the official record? Why, I never!
 
Have you tried watching Ralph lately?
Do you really want me to ask people ON THE GUNT'S SUBFORUM the same question? Because the answer may surprise me.

Why should I or anyone believe you, faggot?
That's the question everyone should've asked two weeks ago and look where we are now. Like I've said, "What's up GamerGate" 2.0. @Bryan Dunn, 143525-0, congratulations.

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@Bryan Dunn Have you considered shaving it off until you can grow an actual beard?
For fuck's sake, look at this.
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When even perpetually drunk/high lazy hick does a better job at keeping his facial hair. Are we sure Bryan isn't divorced?
 
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