Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

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I can tell you for certain that they don't.
I think it's common for anyone -- with autism or not -- to have odd but more or less casual interests. But before today, I've never heard of anyone publicly keeping a long and detailed log of what seems to be very dedicated obsessions (which they also make public) to really odd or mundane subjects (and what triggered them).
 
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But before today, I've never heard of anyone publicly keeping a long and detailed log of what seems to be very dedicated obsessions (which they also make public) to really odd or mundane subjects (and what triggered them).
One of the symptoms of autism is to hyperfocus on very mundane interests (memorizing years of baseball statistics while having no interest in the sport, memorizing all of the train schedules for the London underground, etc.). This guy has actually hyperfocused on the topics of his hyperfocus. That's, like, meta-autism right there...
 
If this is proof of anything, it's that great autism is the Internet of psychological problems. It remembers the most banal shit imaginable alongside the occasional bits of important data, never forgets, and combines them all into a milkshake of Rule 34 that only they can provide. Add in a dash of uncanny valley stares and whisk briskly with social dysfunction, and bam: instant organic Internet.
 
Just an observation but it seems as though he is reading, in regards to the stare.
Isn't it obvious that he is? He is reading his lines right off his screen. His eyes move from left to right, you can even see the white glow of the open text-editor on his face and the reflection in his eyes.

He doesn't seem realize, that (if you need a script while recording) you put it right either directly above or below the camera and keep some distance... and that he looked at this before uploading and thought: "Yeah that looks OK."
 
I'm still not sure who in their right mind would stick tree frogs inside the toilets of a grade school, or was that a problem his school had due to upkee

He lives in the same state of Australia as I do, just a few hundred km further north, it's a subtropical climate here in QLD.
Frogs live in toilets here, it's not uncommon the further north you go to have big green tree frogs living inside the actual toilet bowl. They sometimes hide in the S bend.
Heaps in public toilets and there seems to be more if people have tank water and septic tanks.
 
more bumpbows.....
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It's only a matter of time before we see suspension insulators with bumpbows on them.
also...
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Why is he so obsessed with these things? Such a bizarre fixation... But the creepiest part is that these bump bows are explicitly for pregnant women. How did he even find them?

I don't think I even want to know.

He started a group on DA about these things. Seriously.
 
Every time I hear about Australia, I am more and more sure that its colonization was a botched mass murder attempt against the settlers/inmates.

For fuck's sake. One time. ONE.

You mean there are Australians that aren't like this? Huh.

At the very least you'd think he was the average Australian politician, what with his obsession with having practically everything being made illegal.

It wouldn't change much. I'd probably vote for him if he didn't raise the GST.
 
Y'now, it's kinda nice he occasionally takes a break from his autistic obsessions to raise awareness on breast cancer

http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/gallery/6832497/Breast-Cancer

...or at least it'd be if his idea of breast cancer awareness wasn't just drawing pink dressed underaged characters *sigh*

What's with this guy setting speech bubbles from left to right? He doesn't seem like a weeaboo, so I doubt he's emulating manga.
 
Some of his fixations are mildly helpful, but he's definitely still a gem. Also, he may be the only person on Earth who remembers Pajama Sam.


:( I have that on my Steam.

IT WAS ON SALE AND I HAD NOSTALGIA AS A KID, DANGIT.

:c I regret it.

But yeah, the theories he looks like the highest guy in the world and his syncing isn't right might be interrelated. This could be legendary-level autism where his mouth literally moves more than he actually talks. Gums flapping, but no sound.
 
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