Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

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It keeps going... holy fuck, it keeps going...

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dev-catscratch said:
I think adult shops are a great place for selling Bumpbows for taking to an "audience participation" strip clubs where you and the stripper wears them over their navels (or other related venue), or having your guests wear them (again, over their navels) at your (strictly) "adults only" party (to give it a bit of colour).
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StanCommodore said:
I hope so too. Apparently his fascination with the weird duck-shaped toilet cleaner bottles started when he heard a news report about a man sodomizing himself with it, so make of that what you will.
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Good thing they don't stick L'eggs pantyhose in those eggs these days or he'd get turned on to them too!
 
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BumpBows seem like some stupid idea that a suburban mom came up with, had a failed Kickstarter than only her friends contributed about $40 to, but are still for sale through her Etsy store or something. I wonder what they think about what I can only assume is literally their #1 customer.
 
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Watch, he'll do pink bumpbows with breast cancer awareness. Just watch.
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I think he might have already.
I just don't get this guy's obsessions. He thinks everyone, male or female, should go around with these stickers showing? The combination of kids cartoon characters, babies, pregnancy, bellies, Bumpbows, and breastfeeding makes me think he might have some not-so-nice ideas about sexuality.
 
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ELFairy said:
I think he might have already.
I just don't get this guy's obsessions. He thinks everyone, male or female, should go around with these stickers showing? The combination of kids cartoon characters, babies, pregnancy, bellies, Bumpbows, and breastfeeding makes me think he might have some not-so-nice ideas about sexuality.
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I don't think I want to even know.
 
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ELFairy said:
I think he might have already.
I just don't get this guy's obsessions. He thinks everyone, male or female, should go around with these stickers showing? The combination of kids cartoon characters, babies, pregnancy, bellies, Bumpbows, and breastfeeding makes me think he might have some not-so-nice ideas about sexuality.
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Assuming he even knows what sexuality even means.
 
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Whatever busted sense of "sexuality" this guy has is in full force and everyone here knows it's the driving force behind his art and mannerisms. Given the nature of this cow's artwork, nobody wants to acknowledge it.

He obsesses over pregnancy & breastfeeding, plus he's bringing slime and an "interestingly shaped" bottle to "a party". With bumpbows. When was the last time you went to a birthday, graduation, BBQ cookout, or wedding and someone told you "hey Kiwi, be sure not to forget the giant box of instant slime and that bottle in the perfect shape to fit up someone's ass"? Unless you're dev-catscratch, never.
 
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