Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

[Gordon Cole]

I'm reading White Noise by Don DeLillo, and a recurring scene involves the main character's children reciting brand names in their sleep. I immediately thought of Bryce when I read this.

The emptiness, the sense of cosmic darkness.
Ad Council, Luvs, Garibaldi Mettewurst.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Ohhh, now we're getting to the good ("good" being a relative term) stuff. I can't wait for all the pics of Bryce and Baby Walden...

You posted most of the WTF ones with him earlier in the thread, and I avoid repeats when possible. Doesn't make most of these even less creepy...

Spoiler: More Bryce with Baby Walden

This last pic I want to show is unrelated to this batch of pics, but...

 

[Muscle Bra]

Doesn't make most of these even less creepy...

He drew a picture of an infant cartoon character with a frog (at least, that's what I think it is) in his diaper?!? It's a good thing this guy has no idea what sexuality really is...

 

[U. cinereoargenteus]

I think the most interesting thing about Bryce is that when he draws himself, he includes details most people would leave out. Compare the bug-eyed, sack-gutted, cow-necked representations of himself to the idealized self representations created by CWC, ADF, etc.. Off the top of my head, LadyAlt is the only 'cow who draws themselves in a way that includes their natural flaws.

I have no idea what this says about a person psychologically. An eye for detail? Bryce doesn't seem to express one anywhere but in the vector he made of himself. That, and while LadyAlt wised up and is honestly pretty normal now, Bryce is. . .well, the phrase 'the lights are on upstairs, but nobody's home' comes to mind. I'm pretty sure he creates all his art by tracing photos/existing drawings, so could it be he traced himself and it didn't occur to him he could look. . .better? That's honestly a bit sad. It's such a basic human thing to imagine yourself better looking than you are. He probably thinks he looks ordinary, given he thinks his behavior is normal too.

 

[Megapiss]

I think the most interesting thing about Bryce is that when he draws himself, he includes details most people would leave out. Compare the bug-eyed, sack-gutted, cow-necked representations of himself to the idealized self representations created by CWC, ADF, etc.. Off the top of my head, LadyAlt is the only 'cow who draws themselves in a way that includes their natural flaws.

I have no idea what this says about a person psychologically. An eye for detail? Bryce doesn't seem to express one anywhere but in the vector he made of himself. That, and while LadyAlt wised up and is honestly pretty normal now, Bryce is. . .well, the phrase 'the lights are on upstairs, but nobody's home' comes to mind. I'm pretty sure he creates all his art by tracing photos/existing drawings, so could it be he traced himself and it didn't occur to him he could look. . .better? That's honestly a bit sad. It's such a basic human thing to imagine yourself better looking than you are. He probably thinks he looks ordinary, given he thinks his behavior is normal too.

He's probably too autistic to represent himself as anything other than what he is. The guy happily shares his fetishes for bumpbows, diapers, and dialysis with the world, so I doubt he realizes that being fat and having bad posture is not considered socially desirable.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I Googled bumpbows out of curiosity. Let's just say it didn't take long to find any of his work and leave it at that.

 

[Functional Animal]

You posted most of the WTF ones with him earlier in the thread, and I avoid repeats when possible. Doesn't make most of these even less creepy...

Spoiler: More Bryce with Baby Walden

This last pic I want to show is unrelated to this batch of pics, but...

View attachment 97401

Is that next to last one what I think it is?

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Is that next to last one what I think it is?

It's mud.

Anyway, next batch. This one's pretty big though. Most of these involve Widget from Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

Spoiler: Wow! WOW! WTF?!

I saw a photo of such a motherly scene earlier on, and since I thought that Widget (as a good mother) would breastfeed her baby daughter Alicia, Walden took a photo of this natural (and not offensive) scene, which later appeared in magazines including the one she reads, Motherly Dreams.
Remember, #naturalnotoffensive .

Widget had bad gas and relieving herself of her gas in a nice warm bath (she had one since her gas pain was becoming quite intense - also, she is not pregnant at the time) - earlier in the day, she ate the Hardee's Angry Thickburger (their version of the Burger King Angry Whopper - I came up with the Angry Thickburger idea) meal which is quite spicy and includes Jalapenos - when she had another Angry Thickburger meal a few weeks later, her gas was only quite mild.

When Widget was having baby Alicia, her amount of flatulence was increasing at one stage until she changed from overalls to looser fitting clothes soon before her navel popped out (which her flatulence rate dropped soon after), and then started increasing again during the later pregnancy stages.
This is a common problem in pregnancy, especially during the later stages when the baby inside presses against the mother's intestines and possibly other parts of the mother's digestive system - it can also happen to pregnant animals as well.

Before this happened, Alicia was trained by Widget how to (and when to) call emergency services on the phone - I think there should be an app suitable for children with these characters, which can have the emergency numbers (can be different for each service, along with an outside line code option) programmable for the user's country.

Widget was going to the kitchen to make lunch when she suddenly fainted face first on the floor, which her daughter Alicia heard the sound.
Alicia was a bit alarmed to find Widget unconscious and that she did not respond to her hand being shaken, so she decided to call emergency services on the phone.

Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
Alicia: My mommy has fallen over and would not wake up.
Operator: Did she fall down the stairs or on the floor?
Alicia: She fell down on the floor.
Operator: She has most likely to have fainted; how old are you?
Alicia: Two years old.
Operator: Is there anyone else in the house?
Alicia: No.
Operator: We are trained to deal with emergency callers of such a young age - what is your address?
Alicia: (Says current home address on phone number list)
Operator: We are now going to dispatch an ambulance to come to your address; please do not hang up until told to do so.
Alicia: Please hurry!
Operator: You may be able to help your mother before the ambulance arrives; are you using a corded or cordless phone?
Alicia: The phone is cordless.
Operator: This is good. Carefully roll her so she is lying on her side; this may be a bit difficult.
Alicia: Done.
Operator: Touch the forehead (top of the head) of your mother; does it feel hot?
Alicia: Her skin feels hot.
Operator: Do you feel a heartbeat on her upper chest?
Alicia: Yes.
Operator: You need to cool her down; there should be a tea towel in the kitchen.
Alicia: I've found one.
Operator: Now pour some cold water on the tea towel.
Alicia: OK.
Operator: Cover your mother's face and head with the tea towel - do not cover her mouth.
Alicia: Done.
Operator: Can you operate the ceiling fans in the room?
Alicia: I can't reach the controls.
Operator: Can you find something like a newspaper or magazine?
Alicia: I've found a magazine.
Operator: Now waft the magazine to direct air on the tea towel to help your mother cool down.
Alicia: I get it now, and air is going on the wet tea towel.
Operator: Keep doing this until the ambulance arrives; this can be a bit tiring - do not hang up.
Alicia: OK.
(Two minutes pass)
Operator: How are things going now?
Alicia: (Widget moaning a little) She seems to be OK.
Operator: Do not move her and tell her not to move.
Alicia: (Tells Widget not to move)
Operator: You are doing great.
Alicia: I now hear sirens (sound of sirens)
Operator: Check if it is an ambulance, and if so, let them in.
Alicia: It is an ambulance and I let them in.
Operator: You did well, and now you can hang up since the ambulance crew will take over from now on.
Alicia: Thank you.

Recently, I thought of an idea for promoting breastfeeding of babies as natural and not offensive with web ads (this one has a larger vertical size of 400 pixels compared to the normal pop-under standead of 300 pixels)

Surely, you would agree with me that etiquette around breastfeeding mothers is simple; we should all politely look away if we happen to see a breastfeeding mother.

At the time of posting, NaturalNotOffensive.org does not exist, but is a good website to have.
Remember, #naturalnotoffensive

Some children may want to use the toilet like their parents do instead of the potty when transitioning from diapers to training pants, and Alicia will start to wear Pampers Easy-Ups training pants (since her mother Widget had Alicia in Pampers as a baby).
For over a week, Widget found that Alicia (two years old) was placing Widget's favourite Care Bear character plush Cheer Bear on the toilet every day, and she found this plush on the toilet when Alicia was not in the bathroom; Widget thought that Alicia might be keen to be toilet trained.
Widget also helpfully labelled the half (pink) and full (green) flush buttons so Alicia knows which one to use.

A positive Be Nickelodeon for young and old to help promote the breastfeeding of babies (especially in public) as natural and not offensive.
Someone who politely looks away when they see a mother doing this is generally less likely to be offended.

Since the Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! characters teach good values, I thought that Widget as a mother would decide to breastfeed her baby daughter Alicia, and Walden supported her decision to breastfeed her baby, especially with Walden saying that breastfeeding of babies (especially in public) is natural and not offensive.
For those who may ask, I have not seen any female Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! characters who have breasts so far, but Widget is still able to deliver milk to feed her baby.

Please help promote breastfeeding of babies as natural and not offensive with the #natrualnotoffensive hashtag!

There's also a story behind this one. Widget got pregeant from a male partner. It's not Wubbzy or Walden, from someone she probably had a one night stand with. Don't ask.

Daizy and Wubbzy paint her belly.

The belly art they did for her.

Widget is repairing and/or overhauling arcade machines for an arcade game centre in Wuzzleburg.
Remember seeing this message (from William S Sessions, Director, FBI) on idle arcade machines introduced in the late-80s to the late-90s in the US?
When I was 13, I also saw this message on Sega's Virtua Cop 2 in Australia, but it's good to see this important life message being delivered worldwide and of course, Widget told her daughter Alicia to be aware of illegal drugs.
There is also a second alternative message which can be displayed instead of "Winners Don't Use Drugs" at the option of the arcade game manufacturer, which is "Recycle It, Don't Trash It!" (which I also saw on an arcade machine in Australia), another important life message from William K Reilly, Administrator, United States Environmental Protection Agency - Widget would also mention this second message to her daughter Alicia and remind her to be kind to the environment, such as putting litter in a bin.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Cartoon characters farting, passing out, breastfeeding, toilet training, and painting pregnant bellies.

Words fail me...

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Miscellaneous stuff related to the Nickelodeon channel. It's not as cringy as the stuff posted earlier, but still very amusing to see his love for a channel which is basically the Spongebob network.

Spoiler: Nickelodeon batch

As far as I know, the UK is the only country outside which has Nicktoons available, which is on Sky.
There are so many Nicktoons out there, so there should be a Nicktoons channel in Australia.
I would say to Foxtel, the common Pay TV carrier in Australia: Come on, NICKTOON me, make my day!

I got the idea from this from a photo of some signs at a worksite, of which one of the signs had "Come on, hit me, make my day", and also from the headline "So NICK Me!" at [link]
If you have kids and have Pay TV (or planning to get it), tell them to "NICK me" by asking for Nickelodeon in the most basic package with children's channels.
And also do the same at hotels when travelling.

Recently, a motel I have been to had Pay TV, and the children's channels available included Nickelodeon, the first kids network - I will send an email to the motel thanking them for NICKing me.
If your hotel does this to you (or your Pay TV provider has Nickelodeon in the most basic package with children's channels), tell them "Thanks for NICKing me by giving us Nickelodeon in the most basic TV package with children's channels".

He leaves this note at various hotels that carry the Nickelodeon channel.

In some countries (especially the Africa region), there is a shortage of providers (of which provide children's channels) with Nickelodeon available to their viewers.
One of the providers I want Nickelodeon to be available is MultiChoice/DStv (they have Cartoon Network, Boomerang, Disney and even Playhouse Disney, but not a genuine Nickelodeon channel).
SelecTV is appearing to be going under, especially considering the fact that they never made Nickelodeon available to their viewers.
Also, I want Nicktoons TV in Australia (the UK is the only country outside the US to have it), since there are so many Nicktoons!

This is an A4 size magazine campaign.

Some time ago, I started thinking about Nickelodeon was going to move offshore to the Netherlands, just like James Hardie did, with rumours that James Hardie would escape from its asbestos liabilities... I think the reason why Nickelodeon would hide in the Netherlands is because of some of its "hazardous" content in certain episodes of their shows, as well as neglect (or depecting characters in a negative light).

Nickelodeon might be able to run away, but they cannot hide their "hazardous" content and stop the community from asking for their shows to have the "hazardous" content removed... Nickelodeon BV is in Rotterdam, whereas the main hiding place would be Amsterdam.

Overall, I think the Netherlands is an excellent hiding place...

Every Pay TV package with children's channels should include Nickelodeon, the first kids network!

Telstra NICKing its customers who have T-Box with Foxtel.
If you are one of these customers with this service, please tell Telstra "Thanks for NICKing me by giving us Nickelodeon in the most basic TV package with children's channels".

 

[Gordon Cole]

Miscellaneous stuff related to the Nickelodeon channel. It's not as cringy as the stuff posted earlier, but still very amusing to see his love for a channel which is basically the Spongebob network.

Spoiler: Nickelodeon batch

He leaves this note at various hotels that carry the Nickelodeon channel.

Saying that you like Cartoon Network more would rock this dude's world.

 

[Putrid Zombie]

This man confuses me so much...

 

[Gordon Cole]

Miscellaneous stuff related to the Nickelodeon channel. It's not as cringy as the stuff posted earlier, but still very amusing to see his love for a channel which is basically the Spongebob network.

Spoiler: Nickelodeon batch

He leaves this note at various hotels that carry the Nickelodeon channel.

He also said before that Nickelodeon should "hide in the Netherlands" for producing "hazardous" content. So why does his opinion change at the drop of a hat?

Spoiler: Oh right,

:autism:

 

[Bugaboo]

I wonder what causes him to cling onto Nickelodeon rather than say, cartoon network or cartoons from the BBC. I suppose you could say because it was the first network for kids but who the hell knows with this guy

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I wonder what causes him to cling onto Nickelodeon rather than say, cartoon network or cartoons from the BBC. I suppose you could say because it was the first network for kids but who the hell knows with this guy

I can only hazard a guess in that it was the channel he grew up with. But at this point, I'm just grasping straws.

It's :autism:, it always winds up as :autism:.

 

[woowie queen]

Saying that you like Cartoon Network more would rock this dude's world.

or disney channel, for that matter.
also, i do really wonder why he wants nickelodeon to hide in the netherlands. it doesn't make sense at all.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Here's a pic of himself he recently uploaded. I'll let it speak for itself. It's called "Blue Kisses".

Spoiler: Draw your own conclusions.

 

[MalWart]

Here's a pic of himself he recently uploaded. I'll let it speak for itself. It's called "Blue Kisses".

Spoiler: Draw your own conclusions.

Is it just me, or does it look as if that plush has been soiled?

 

[Megapiss]

Here's a pic of himself he recently uploaded. I'll let it speak for itself. It's called "Blue Kisses".

Spoiler: Draw your own conclusions.

Don't forget the description

Taken on World Autism Awareness Day 2016 and I am dressed for the occasion.
The song played in the background is Q Lazzarus "Goodbye Horses", and I filmed myself singing along to the "Goodbye Horses" part.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Don't forget the description

When Deviantart shuts down, we'll be asking ourselves this: