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"Goodbye Horses"
I think this is the first cow who actually made that joke himself without anyone making it first.
Except it isn't a joke.
Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist
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"Goodbye Horses"
I think this is the first cow who actually made that joke himself without anyone making it first.
Except it isn't a joke.
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He's singing and dancing to "Goodbye Horses"? Dear GodBear, if I didn't already know he was a flipping lunatic, I'd think he was trolling us...
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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."
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I'm officially creeped out now. Someone pass me the brain bleach...
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TIL Bryce is self employed and works from home.
AKA he drives a tugboat for a living
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dev-catscratch said:
I also found this on the official Bumpbows facebook page.
Misc. Facebook comments on "board imbalances". I'm aware this has been brought up before in this thread, but is this really something to get so worked up about?
Him whining about AVON's "board imbalance" on this youtube video.
And DA comments on his "board imbalances" for Avon and Medibank, respectively.
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Misc. uploads. The first two involve Engrish.
These pics above is translated from Japanese to English.
Remember that Mayor Goodway pic of her breastfeeding her son? He wants to turn it into a worldwide campaign, with natural not offensive being translated into various languages, and wants to have a website called naturalnotoffensive.org.
I learned he has a change.org account. He has it private, however. The reason I found it is because of the fact that I saw his signature on this petition.
One google search later...
Let's just say this guy comes off as a complete dick. He has a grudge against Melissa Evans, the person who made this petition.
These pics above is translated from Japanese to English.
Remember that Mayor Goodway pic of her breastfeeding her son? He wants to turn it into a worldwide campaign, with natural not offensive being translated into various languages, and wants to have a website called naturalnotoffensive.org.
I learned he has a change.org account. He has it private, however. The reason I found it is because of the fact that I saw his signature on this petition.
One google search later...
Let's just say this guy comes off as a complete dick. He has a grudge against Melissa Evans, the person who made this petition.
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Just when I thought he couldn't get any creepier. Dude's mad that people want to make child sex dolls illegal. 
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Just when I thought he couldn't get any creepier. Dude's mad that people want to make child sex dolls illegal.
And he couldn't make it any more obvious that his reason for being mad is that he wants to buy one so he's taking it personally.
I am missing the days when not every goddamn lolcow was a fucking chomo!
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I miss the days when all lolcows just made fools of themselves by not being insanely creepy freaks of humanity. Because good god, I'm pretty sure Bryce has came out of the pedophile closet.
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Bryce is like Don Quixote. Both are on ridiculous, wildly impractical journeys, but the difference is that Quixote never had pedophilic tendencies, wi-fi, bizarre fetishes, and autism.
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Child sex dolls?Misc. uploads. The first two involve Engrish.
These pics above is translated from Japanese to English.
Remember that Mayor Goodway pic of her breastfeeding her son? He wants to turn it into a worldwide campaign, with natural not offensive being translated into various languages, and wants to have a website called naturalnotoffensive.org.
I learned he has a change.org account. He has it private, however. The reason I found it is because of the fact that I saw his signature on this petition.
One google search later...
Let's just say this guy comes off as a complete dick. He has a grudge against Melissa Evans, the person who made this petition.
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CHILD SEX DOLLS?!
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His sarcasm detector is broken.
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His entire brain is broken.
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That would suggest anything about him worked to begin with.
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That's implying he had a brain to begin with.
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I always enjoy seeing the "insults" that people really deep in the spectrum come up with.
"Buy a Mistubishi and sit on my face"?
"Buy a Mistubishi and sit on my face"?
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What's he got against Mitsubishi? I know some of their cars are mediocre, but you can't deny the awesomeness of the Lancer Evolution!
On the topic of the "board imbalances," I don't think he's a misogynist as much as he is an egalitarian taken to the autistic extreme. You know, the types who say feminism isn't about gender equality because of the etymology of the word, and that those who claim feminism is about gender equality (and not misandry) should just call themselves egalitarians.
On the topic of the "board imbalances," I don't think he's a misogynist as much as he is an egalitarian taken to the autistic extreme. You know, the types who say feminism isn't about gender equality because of the etymology of the word, and that those who claim feminism is about gender equality (and not misandry) should just call themselves egalitarians.
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I thought he might just be inept about what "gender equality" is. He seems fine with companies run mostly by men but for mostly women run companies he gets weird. Odd, considering Bump Bows is likely mostly run by women. Autism is a hell of a drug. but with this whole child sex doll thing... I don't know what to think anymore.