Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

Krippen said:
A 2007 Deviantart post of Bryce's says that he has a younger daughter. IDK if it is an Australian way of saying sister or if he really has one.
http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/art/Buttercup-s-handbag-find-70508727

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surely its an imaginary daughter created by his autism.... right?? RIGHT?? :cryblood:
 
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Krippen said:
A 2007 Deviantart post of Bryce's says that he has a younger daughter. IDK if it is an Australian way of saying sister or if he really has one.
http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/art/Buttercup-s-handbag-find-70508727
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The post is from 2007 but he's recounting an incident which supposedly happened in 2000, when he was 13 or 14. While it's *possible* that he had a kid at that age, it's unlikely that he a younger child old enough to ask questions like that and understand the answer given. Even in Rockhampton, that shit didn't happen.
 
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Krippen said:
That is what confused me. I can barely decipher what he is saying half the time. Bryce supposedly made a post saying that he had a sister, but who would accidentally call their sister "my daughter" anyway? ugh.
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Why can't there just be nice cows who do silly, funny things and aren't depraved monsters?
 
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Krippen said:
That is what confused me. I can barely decipher what he is saying half the time. Bryce supposedly made a post saying that he had a sister, but who would accidentally call their sister "my daughter" anyway? ugh.
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And even if you made that slip, he refers to her that way multiple times - even though he also says "our mother's pads".
 
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Krippen said:
That is what confused me. I can barely decipher what he is saying half the time. Bryce supposedly made a post saying that he had a sister, but who would accidentally call their sister "my daughter" anyway? ugh.
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Bryce writes like some sort of alien that learned English by studying it statistically and producing an algorithm to spit out words that are likely to go together without any heed to the actual meaning. He's a Markov chain generator for text. It's grammatical but devoid of all meaningful information
 
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Krippen said:
That is what confused me. I can barely decipher what he is saying half the time. Bryce supposedly made a post saying that he had a sister, but who would accidentally call their sister "my daughter" anyway? ugh.
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Let's face it, there's already precedent for autists having really fucked up ideas about their imaginary sisters/daughters.

*cough* Crystal Chandler *cough*
 
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AnOminous said:
Why can't there just be nice cows who do silly, funny things and aren't depraved monsters?
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There are, but by definition people who are weird but harmless aren't lolcows and few people will pile on someone who is exceptionally weird but nice. If you're weird but not a spiteful shithead, the internet either ignores you or rallies behind you.

Uli is a good example of this. He has genuine followers who want to help him these days and he's going from strength to strength. Anyone who tries to target him now will get their shit wrecked, and deservedly so.
 
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repentance said:
There are, but by definition people who are weird but harmless aren't lolcows and few people will pile on someone who is exceptionally weird but nice. If you're weird but not a spiteful shithead, the internet either ignores you or rallies behind you.

Uli is a good example of this. He has genuine followers who want to help him these days and he's going from strength to strength. Anyone who tries to target him now will get their shit wrecked, and deservedly so.
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That and those kinds of cows usually die out after like 2-3 pages. Whereas someone like Bryce can go on for longer. And some, Like Chris, Dobson and the like are legendary.
 
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Puar said:
The thousand yard stare eyes return I see. I can just see those two, talking in a rather monotone voice as if space leeches sucked out their brains.
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I imagine something along the lines of this:
 
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