Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

Lucky Wildcard said:
Who can say? I do know was that I didn't know much about him prior to the thread being made. I wasn't even aware he had autism, to be honest. I just thought he was a weirdo. I knew of autistic people for a while, but I wasn't aware it could get that severe. I do know that if he tries to take down ED like he did the Farms, he's permanently going to be the new punching bag for autistics everywhere, moreso than Chris.

Maybe we should lock Chris and Bryce in a room together. I'd pay good money to see that. :lol:
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I think even Chris would be weirded out by Bryce.
 
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Lucky Wildcard said:
Galleries which I missed:
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You know, I'm never quite sure if I should rate your Bryce posts as "Informative" or as "Horrifying". If only we had a "Second-Hand Autistic" rating...

In any case, if you check out Bryce's "Scenes with Toys and Plushes" gallery ... there's gold in them thar hills. Along with his normal (well, for Bryce) pics of his plushies wearing bumpbows and looking at websites and arguing over their favorite diaper brands, there's some *really* oddball stuff...

First off, cartoon characters wearing Bryce's shoes:
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Next, cartoon characters posing with, for some unbeknownst reason, bananas:
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There is no way to define these other than as "weird":
A dead-eyed Arnold:
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This next one needs a description from Bryce: "I thought about this a lot during my teenage years, which is ADIDAS with cartoon characters, including my favourite one, Helga from Hey Arnold." (Note: I pray to GodBear I'm misinterpreting this but, during the 90's, the urban acronym for ADIDAS was "all day I dream about sex"...)
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Cartoon characters committing suicide:

Again, I will lead off with Bryce's description of this one: "If Squidward choked to death on one, everyone would be happy, that is, until they miss him."
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In this one, I think Squidward is lying down to allow a cat to attack him:
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Bryce apparently has a hateboner for Arnold because Arnold has killed himself with a gun...
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by hanging... (Well, at least the dead eyes work here.)
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and by CO asphyxiation.
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Muscle Bra said:
Cartoon characters committing suicide:

Again, I will lead off with Bryce's description of this one: "If Squidward choked to death on one, everyone would be happy, that is, until they miss him."
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In this one, I think Squidward is lying down to allow a cat to attack him:
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Bryce apparently has a hateboner for Arnold because Arnold has killed himself with a gun...
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by hanging... (Well, at least the dead eyes work here.)
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and by CO asphyxiation.
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Everything is dead-eyed. It's like one of the few consistencies he maintains.

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Found on the front page.

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dev-catscratch said:
* The regular consumption of fast food (from any joint) is not healthy and can lead to serious problems at any age, along with the fact fast food companies have been known to prey on minorities.
* Predatory marketing of fast food to children.
* Genuine auto parts are the best and safest for your car.
* Highlighting the problem with fakes.
* Inclusion of a navel on certain characters can make them look even better.
* Wearing Perfectly Pink Bumpbows symbolically can show support for breast cancer awareness.
* The word "Maybe" can put you or someone else in a suspended state, and that the breastfeeding of babies is natural and not offensive.
* Some factories who supply companies such as Nike use sweatshop labour.
* Teaching good values, which can include adapting to different cultures.
* Promoting the importance of math and science, especially among women and girls.

Before you comment (respectfully) on any piece, you should try to understand the underlying substance.
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Your work has no god damn substance, Bryce.​
 
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Lucky Wildcard said:
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Double post, who gives a crap... Your work has no god damn substance, Bryce. We already told you this.​
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I like how most of these are about issues like breast cancer awareness (in the weirdest way possible) teaching girls math and science and childhood obesity and then there's just the thing with his weird battle for cartoon critters to get belly buttons.
That's not a problem for anyone else in the universe but Bryce
 
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That's some serious suicidal thought going on there. I'd say I'm worried but... you know, starving kids in Africa or something takes precedence.
 
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Those suicide pictures...

Okay, here's the thing. There is an actual Spongebob episode that alludes to Squidward being suicidal. It's subtle enough to go over the heads of children and autists, but it's definitely there. It MIGHT be a reference to that. Arnold though? You got me on that one. That show dealt with some relatively serious issues considering its era, but even they never touched suicide.

That is genuinely worrying.
 
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Lord of the Large Pants said:
There is, but there's an actual episode with a reference to Squidward feeling suicidal. Not too sure which came first, to be honest.
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According to Know Your Meme, Squidward's Suicide was posted on April 6th in 2010. If what I believe the Spongebob episode you're referring to is "Are You Happy Now" that was aired March 31st 2012 for America and June 8th for Canada. Not sure about the air date for Australia the Spongebob wiki doesn't mention in as far as I know.
Tl;dr: Squidward's Suicide was 2 years before Are You Happy Now with the suicide reference.
Hope this helps fellas
 
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Raise 'Em High said:
Tl;dr: Squidward's Suicide was 2 years before Are You Happy Now with the suicide reference.
Hope this helps fellas
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That's funny. I'd always thought it was a reference to it. The timing is completely off, though. I wonder if someone on the show actually read the pasta and slipped it in.
 
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dev-catscratch said:
My idea of a book which depicts navels on characters who don't originally have them, which can be adorable, sexy, or more humanlike, and I appreciate this quality for these reasons which I show through a folder in my Favourites and in the IncludeTheButton group.

Top half: Grizzly Bear (We Bare Bears), Mr Meeseeks (Rick & Morty), Ruff Ruffman (Fetch with Ruff Ruffman), Blue (Blue's Clues), Stuffy (Doc McStuffins), Wedgehead (Uglydolls)
Bottom half: Widget (Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!), Sago Mini, Cub (Happy Tree Friends), Cheerilee (My Little Pony), Penny Ling (Littlest Pet Shop), Poppet (Moshi Monsters), Budge Studios monster, Daniel Tiger (Daniel Tiger's Neighbourhood).
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