Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

I mean do I really need to repeat the answer?

It's :autism:

Of course.

Speaking of which...

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dev-catscratch said:
Top row: The belly button article mentioning that all living things who develop inside a mother having one (and that an innie or outie depends on how it healed) and that it has no function (not even babies coming out of it) and in the mother pregnancy article, it can pop out, the ultimate childhood question being answered in an age-appropriate manner, information about logos (e.g. automotive) on illegal drugs not being a reliable indication of contents, quality or purity, answering the question about when someone can drive a car, a VR app where you can go on a tour of a clinic (or experience a simulated medical test)
Bottom row: Information about obesity disproprotionately affecting certain ethnic/racial groups due to targeted marketng, a warning against setting farts on fire which can be seen on TV and in movies and comics, chart of the external parts of the human body, the gene article including something about tolerating others' differences, information on counterfeit condoms

My best pick here would be about where babies come from followed by the VR app - this is officially my 100th meme so far.

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dev-catscratch said:
Top row: Cindy Vortex (Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius), Doc McStuffins, Daizy (Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!), Luna Loud (The Loud House), June (KaBlam!)
Bottom row: Kai-lan (Ni-hao Kai-lan), Candace Flynn (Phineas & Ferb), Nicole Watterson (The Amazing World Of Gumball), Dana (Wayside), Penny Sanchez (ChalkZone)

I've happened to find something about females showing their navels in public could be a trend in certain countries.
 
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It's not an important question to know where babies come from, Bryce.

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A Dora the Explorer body chart.

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Forcing plushies to have his interests again, I see...

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He's going to describe to his sister about throwing up and digestion.

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Fun fact: This question is no longer on the Kids Health website.

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Another Netflix idea involving his dumb monsters that'll never see the light of day.

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I swear, that face of his should be photoshopped on the Moon from Majora's Mask or those Redeads from Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask (Yes, the face raping ones).

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A dumb attempt at a Shopkins OC.

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How about no?
 
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It's not an important question to know where babies come from, Bryce.

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A Dora the Explorer body chart.

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Forcing plushies to have his interests again, I see...

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He's going to describe to his sister about throwing up and digestion.

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Fun fact: This question is no longer on the Kids Health website.

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Another Netflix idea involving his dumb monsters that'll never see the light of day.

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I swear, that face of his should be photoshopped on the Moon from Majora's Mask or those Redeads from Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask (Yes, the face raping ones).

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A dumb attempt at a Shopkins OC.

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How about no?
Why does Bryce want kids to know where babies come from so bad?

Wait, never mind. We all know the answer to that:
:autism:. That and the fact that he's probably a pedophile
 
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dev-catscratch said:
This is my favourite reference (followed by the face peeling) from the movie "Hannibal".
Jay secretly consumed some Iron Horse from Bojack's bedroom (no alcoholic beverages other than Kirin beer were being served to the guests and hosts) and his judgement was a bit impaired when he asked this question towards the end of this adults-only party.
 
'No alcoholic beverages were served except Kirin beer'
I'm pretty sure Bryce hasn't seen Bojack Horseman, because that seems pretty out of character for me.

Just like he's never seen any of these cartoons. He could say he's a fan of Hey Arnold! and he'll say he only watched like 2 episodes.

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Double post, but whatever. Just came across this.
 
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I remember him saying that to a random dude on a comment section, so my guess is it's one of his (Failed) attempts at creating "catchphrases" that are actually just an :autism: certificate. Take the Mitsubishi one for instance.
It's like he thinks people get what he means, and his weak insults and constant "masterminding" make it way more laughable.
I'll stop here and save the rest for my academic essay.
 
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