Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

Aussie here. Glanced over the thread, didn't see an exact address but I can guess that he lives somewhere along the north east coast. If he does, and he keeps his window closed with no A/C, then his room would be like a steam cooker. Especially with it being summer currently, the north east is very hot and humid. Couple that with bad hygiene and it's no wonder he's covered in more oil than Saudi Arabia.

And on an unrelated note, this is without a doubt the most pure, unrefined autism I have ever seen. Even most low functioning autists can outgrow shit like this with enough support, but he's a lost cause.
i looked it up and he's from rockhampton up in queensland, he's gotta be frying unless he's got a/c on full blast 24/7. it's also gotta smell terrible in his room dear god, all that sweat and b.o. and probably some other fluids too :horrifying:

and yeah i really hate to agree but he's over 30 and acting like a 8 year old with 7000000 creepy, specific, line-crossing fetishes that turn him into basically a pedo. there's pretty much no hope here
 
Bryce is, at the end of the day, a great example of why autism is considered a serious mental disorder, not just a funny condition represented by a puzzle piece and Sheldon from the big bang theory.
And yet there are people out there who insist it's "neurodiversity" or even "the next step in evolution." They may change their minds if they knew about Bryce though.

Attempts to get him interested in electrical work would have encountered massive resistance
I see what you did there.
 
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It just happens that ... he also got the idea of fucking a baby nerd bear thing. But he probably already had that from sunday morning cartoons.
It's been a while since I've been able to laugh at something in this thread but your "baby nerd bear thing" term gave me a good laugh. Thank you for that.

Notice how, despite being obsessed with glass insulators, he never progressed past that point. He has no knowledge of electricity beyond what most people know, he never learned more about them, he merely used them for one of his bizarre PSAs then moved onto a different subject. Attempts to get him interested in electrical work would have encountered massive resistance, because bryce had no interest in electricity itself, just another opportunity to make PSAs.
You are completely correct. Because Bryce manages to communicate fairly well, I frequently forget just how autistic and lower-functioning he really is. Just like other autists will memorize years of baseball statistics while having literally no interest in the sport, Bryce's interest in insulators and oscilloscopes is completely superficial and only serves a purpose to allow him to make his PSAs. Now, that I think about it, the real topic of his hyperfocus is probably PSAs, which require him to learn just enough about a topic to sound somewhat knowledgeable on it.
 
Now, that I think about it, the real topic of his hyperfocus is probably PSAs, which require him to learn just enough about a topic to sound somewhat knowledgeable on it.
i wonder how he would respond to this psa: take a fucking shower

who am i kidding i just made this post to say merry christmas guys •w•
 
I'm not lying when I say this, the image pictured here actually gave me nightmares for a couple days. Bojack looks like he's a soulless husk of what he once was.
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