Business Proposal Thread

[#FreeRoss]

This is a thread for proposing business ideas. I will start after Canada announced it's cutting off contracts with Starlink over Elon Musk. I got a brilliant idea. Someone could make an anti-Nazi, pro-BLM, pro-LGBTQ+, etc., alternative satellite internet service. They could call it SailorLink because troons love Sailor Moon. It can even be more expensive, starting at 350 bucks, because that's the cost of fighting fascism. We can then sell it to liberal governments that hate Elon Musk, like Canada and Brazil. Thoughts?

 

[Hellwalker]

Is there anyone willing to suck my dick behind a Whataburger at 10pm tonight? I'll pay in 10 dollars and a bag of red vines.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Is there anyone willing to suck my dick behind a Whataburger at 10pm tonight? I'll pay in 10 dollars and a bag of red vines.

Which Whataburger? The good one? Or the one down the street?

 

[Hellwalker]

Which Whataburger? The good one? Or the one down the street?

Whichever one is most convenient for you.

 

[Sugriva]

24 hour weed, beer, and cigarette delivery service

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

 

[NerdShamer]

I will start after Canada announced it's cutting off contracts with Starlink over Elon Musk

It'll never happen, and more importantly

Someone could make an anti-Nazi, pro-BLM, pro-LGBTQ+, etc.,

How's your mom doing?

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

 

[Cat tit bingo]

For people who feels suicidal I can kill you in exchange for all everything you own, you're not going to need any of it anyway and now you're not garenteed a one way ticket to hell. Even if you don't believe in Christianity might as well hedge your bets

 

[Nicholas Gur]

There's a billion dollar idea, nigger

I expect 30% revenue share and priority access at ipo.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

an anti-Nazi, pro-BLM, pro-LGBTQ+, etc., alternative satellite internet service. They could call it SailorLink

Why are you telling us instead of the patent office? Whoever gets there first will make millions.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

A business that makes phone calls for you. You don't want to deal with calling the mechanic? We'll do that for you. You don't want to call the restaurant because you have social anxiety? We'll do that for you.

 

[neger psykolog]

This is a thread for proposing business ideas.

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Kiwifarms showing shareholders how it's using AI to transform its business and provide new opportunities in Lolcow-based entertainment.

 

[August Levasseur]

We should make little 3D printed articulating dolls in resemblance of lolcows and then use this to raise money for them (like how Jersh did with Chris' drawings).

 

[geckogoy]

This is a thread for proposing business ideas. I will start

Can this faggot stop posting random crap everywhere its getting annoying

 

[NerdShamer]

Can this faggot stop posting random crap everywhere its getting annoying

Just report him to the jannies. After all, this is what we pay them for!

 

[User names must be unique]

An electric bicycle with an absurdly high gear ratio that no human could possibly pedal from a standing start. The electric motor accelerates the bike to 15 mph* at which point the momentum makes the ridiculous gear ratio easier to pedal allowing a person to casually pedal at 45mph

 

[drfuzzyballs]

Anal resizing for pornstars.

 

[Gimmick Account]

uber for killdozers