Can anyone help me write an op? - I have a horror cow. .

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TheghostofAlfred

TheghostofAlfred

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Hi
Im new but wanted to post a lol cow thread. This isnt about personal revenge or creating an autist army but its a treasure trove of autism and as well a real deal documentation of maddness. Im currently trying to gather as much info as possible to set the scene but I have to omit details spefically identifying details. Because if its goes back to cow i could seriously have issues.
I basically just want to document exactly everything from the get go i dont know where to start but it needs to be done.
 
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Find an OP that you like and use it as a template. And whilst it's great you're enthusiastic and we like new cows, it's a good idea to familiarise yourself - certain formats make for easy reading and are therefore successful.

I think I've a basic template waaaaay back in my pm's - I'll try and find it, send it on to you.
 
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>but I have to omit details spefically identifying details. Because if its goes back to cow i could seriously have issues.

What's the point then? If you leave out details about the lolcow then it's going to be an awful thread and you claim you'll have problems if this person knows you made a thread about them, if that's the case then don't bother since it will get out in the end.
 
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If you're scared it might go back to you and the repercussions that come with it, you might not want to post it. Especially given what happened last week: what you post is what you post. If someone figures out who you are you might have to take responsibility for your posts.
 
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If you have any concerns about doxing yourself - then you should probably not make it.
Though; you can do your best to hide your identity. If this lolcow catches any traction kiwis will info collect. If you're not comfortable with info collecting don't introduce the lolcow - lol.
 
@TheghostofAlfred if you are having a hard time writing the OP up yourself I think your best bet is to post into


We are all on the same team and if you have something good someone will pick it up and start working on it.

I've been here almost a year and I lurked quite a bit before I would recommend working on it by yourself. I've been writing up 3 or 4 OPs since I've started but after lurking I've realized they are calf's, so I have my pet projects that may never see the light of day but it's always better to post a fleshed out OP that you can trim than a half done OP that the cow will just delete everything you didn't archive

Take your time OP it's not a race . If you have any questions send me a PM
 
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@TheghostofAlfred if you are having a hard time writing the OP up yourself I think your best bet is to post into


We are all on the same team and if you have something good someone will pick it up and start working on it.

I've been here almost a year and I lurked quite a bit before I would recommend working on it by yourself. I've been writing up 3 or 4 OPs since I've started but after lurking I've realized they are calf's, so I have my pet projects that may never see the light of day but it's always better to post a fleshed out OP that you can trim than a half done OP that the cow will just delete everything you didn't archive

Take your time OP it's not a race . If you have any questions send me a PM
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You missed the perfect opportunity to link to one of the many posts telling Dickard to drink bleach.
 
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Actually its a lot worse. Were talking former correctional officer nympho sex pest abuser possible underage sex scandel acts autistic with his motorcycle and womanizer man child with a neckbeard who may have cartel affliation. Like its a local intersectional cluster fuck of lolcows in one im talking the depravity of yaniv+the outright autism of chrischan emboldened by the intelligence of knowing the system for a very awe inspiring horror story.
 
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TheghostofAlfred said:
Actually its a lot worse. Were talking former correctional officer nympho sex pest abuser possible underage sex scandel acts autistic with his motorcycle and womanizer man child with a neckbeard who may have cartel affliation.
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That is a pretty wild word salad. What is it you have on this person? Extensive online history? What proofs do you have other than first hand experience?
 
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That is a pretty wild word salad. What is it you have on this person? Extensive online history? What proofs do you have other than first hand experience?
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conversations texts i may have a few phone recordings. Specifically one were he mentions stalking is better than sex. Oh and how he wants to force feed velveeta. A few videos where hes autistically sitting on his bike with some country ass music. Im doing research but theres rumors he got caught with fucking an underage boy.
 
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conversations texts i may have a few phone recordings. Specifically one were he mentions stalking is better than sex. Oh and how he wants to force feed velveeta. A few videos where hes autistically sitting on his bike with some country ass music. Im doing research but theres rumors he got caught with fucking an underage boy.
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Read the stuff at the proving grounds it's for the person actually making the thread but it's still helpful for someone recommending the thread.
 
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