Can I change the results of the 2024 election with an elaborate song and dance?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I would sing about how the violent migrants have a heart, just like the fetuses they won't abort. It'll be knee slappers, with hits like "the only wall is between you and me!" and "why did you deport my heart?"

I think this could speak to the American people and help them to make the RIGHT choice, Kamala Harris.

 

[Syzyg]

 

[Space_Dandy]

Erm... yes. If only you believe. The power of hope, if you believe in yourself anything is possible.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Only if it’s a polka medley you perform with Weird Al

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Only if it’s a polka medley you perform with Weird Al

While eating Twinkie wiener sandwiches.

 

[dick brain]

Sometimes I think about all the weird little rituals people do like Tai Chi and yoga and meditation and prayer and how they're supposed to confer all these benefits with no logical basis for doing so and it reminds me of Ocarina of Time or SM64 speedruns where people will do a series of seemingly arbitrary movements and actions in order to clip through a wall or something and I laugh but then I think about simulation theory and the statistical arguments in favor of it and then I wonder if Tai Chi resembles speedrunning exploits because it is itself an exploit in a simulation.

So maybe in that sense yeah.

 

[stares at error messages]

Just remember Trump only wins against Women. Makes you think if 2016 was Sander V Trump, would Sanders have won? Secretly everybody knows Killery is an unlikable bitch. I hate both parties and find them contemptible.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

You need to gather a small diverse crowd and sing Hold On Just a Little While Longer like the robots in Detroit Become Human