Can I choose what flavor of Dorito I get?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I want fiery habanero. No, I don't care if that has been discontinued for 15 years.

 

[Quijibo69]

You get the shitty cheese one and like it! I like BBQ, taco and cool ranch.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Hmm you'd have to act like such a distinctive retard that you're given a separate dorito but not enough that you'll get straight banned. Best bet is to become someone integral to the site and commit some sort of heinous act. Only thing that comes to mind is being a verified lolcow, thread n all, and get caught doing a uniquely pervert act but nothing so depraved people would want to kill you over it.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Tragically, no.

 

[Pure Soap]

>eating goyslop

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