Can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat?

[Tito from Rocket Power]

I was driving through Detroit last week and had to take a shit really bad. I stop at a gas station and take a shit. Now I have tested positive for HIV.

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

If you're licking cum off it

 

[the fall of man]

> i
You are carrying:
a spiky, pozzed toilet seat
10 bux