Can I go to the grocery store pantless?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The sign just says I should wear a shirt and shoes.

 

[Character from a movie]

Yes, if you're wearing a skirt

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Yes.
As long as you remain fully flaccid.
You must exit immediately if stiffening occurs.

 

[Just A Butt]

just don't forget to wear your mask

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Yes but you have to talk like Donald Duck.

 

[glass_houses]

If you have a nice package you should be fine. If it's all gnarled and covered with dick cheese, you need to cover that shit up.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

You can go to the grocery panties but not unjabbed. This says a lot about our society