Can I make it as a clown

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I would be called Gonzo, and I'm great at juggling and sniffing childrens feet.

 

[Fat Gollum]

You've already made it

 

[Lady Adjani]

As long as you cite Pogo as your spiritual mentor

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Only one of those things are what clowns are supposed to do, I'm afraid you don't have what it takes to be a clown.

 

[Axiom.]

Sniffing children's feet is a bit sus, don't you think?

 

[We Are The Witches]

You need crippling depression, or an abandonement of faith in humanity.

Oh, you can juggle? That's a bonus.