Can I Submit a Person as a lolcow to Kiwi?

[QUEENSVILLE USA]

I apologize in advance for this question, I am sure it has been asked and answered many times already.
Thanks!

 

[Medulseur]

Yes you can. Make sure to post as much text as possible. This is a high IQ site and we absolutely hate pictures and videos. We like our members to show some effort.
Secondly make sure you include some explanation on how you are superior to the lolcow in question. The more detailed and revealing the better.
Pro tip the more stickers you get the better your post is. There are many different kinds but they all mean the same thing basically.

 

[awoo]

Pro tip the more stickers you get the better your post is. There are many different kinds but they all mean the same thing basically.

Sticker farming is serious business. My view is the more the better.

 

[Apochrypha]

Yes, but do your research. Otherwise you will become an even bigger cow than the thread you are making. Archive your shit as well, and provide thorough receipts. I suggest planning what you're going to say in either a Google document or in Microsoft Word before posting.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

provide thorough receipts.

Ugh, you sound just like the guy who does my taxes.

 

[Marche]

is it you?

 

[Raiken]

If you want to submit a lolcow you need to sell it like it is an actual cow.
Why should you post that person here?
Is it funny/interesting/horrifying?
What has that person done?
Does the person fuck up often to warent bringing it up?

 

[seri0us]

How can I get YouTube to come and film me? I got so much cool stuff to show them so I call, but they still won't come to my house.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Sticker farming is serious business. My view is the more the better.

OP, notice this user has a catgirl profile picture. Get one of these as soon as you can. Catgirl profile pictures rake in the stickers and make you very popular with management.

 

[Clown Baby]

No, rejected. Now beat it.

 

[Dumbchan]

Go to Prospering Grounds and read pinned. Or go away.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

If you DM feet pics to staff your thread will be approved almost immediately.

 

[Shek$il]

Remember a lolcow isn't a lolcow until you've organized a small syndicate of other users to troll them whenever possible. Message Null your team so he can add you guys to the operations discord so we don't have unregistered lulzmeisters being double-booked, yes?

 

[Xenomorph]

only if you pay $20 to our overlord @Null

 

[I am vomit]

Only if you post your full address and phone number as the title.

 

[awoo]

OP, notice this user has a catgirl profile picture. Get one of these as soon as you can. Catgirl profile pictures rake in the stickers and make you very popular with management.

ackshully it's a wolfgirl

but the best way to be popular with the management is to be T&H and throw money at the board. null loves that kinda thing and can't help himself

 

[TV's Adam West]

is it you?

Is that you John wayne?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You ever go to do something in your computer and encounter one of those system messages telling you that if you don't know what you're doing you should stop now because you're probably going to irreversibly fuck something up if you continue?
It's too bad the site can't throw error messages in response to posts.

 

[Jerry Seinfeld]

Make sure to put as little information in the OP as possible. The best threads let others find the information themselves. That way everyone in the thread can be like a detective and have to look for clues scattered across the internet.

 

[unsuspecting persons]

only if you pay Null's hosting bills @Null

FTFY.