Can we write a coherent song? (DONE) - We didn't make a best seller boys.

[mister meaner]

Q&A often gets shat on for being a sub-forum full of low tier shitposting and retards such as myself, but what if we were able prove the rest of the website wrong? What if we could write a profound song, a best-seller which will be sure to give all two of my brain cells some dopamine. Our track could then be shared with the rest of the forum and to daddy null who will then give his blessings the Q&A sub-forum.


Roolz:
1. Try to contribute helpful posts, specify your instrument along with melodies, lyrics, chords, sound effects, percussion, ANYTHING MUSICAL JUST DONT WRITE WORDS ON THEIR OWN LIKE A NIGGER (preferably no sampling that is not transformative)
2. Don’t be a nigger.
3. First post starts the song.
I’ll try to compile it into a legible song once made. I’m aware this idea has been done before, but I’d like to give it another try.

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

Life is like a nigger,

 

[Jewthulhu]

here in old nigs.

 

[King Fructose]

Don't steal my wallet,

 

[Linkin Park]

ones in my pocket

 

[Idiotron]

I've got inspired by the first response so here's your hit song:

Life is like a nigger.
You're working hard but your wallet ain't gettin' bigger.
Your girl left you cuz she a gold digger.
Might as well suck on a gun and pull the trigger.

TO THE WINDOOOOOW!!! TO THE WALL!!!
When your life is a nigger, who you gonna call?
When there's riots outside and the economy is bout to fall.
You will be happy owning nothing at all.

Now do the nigger step:

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

I hope that whole post makes it into the song untouched (including the gif). Oh yeah, and this post too.

 

[Ramborambo]

I will turn a convertible into a nigger

Edit: oh yeah also the whole song is played on a guitar hero controller

 

[Fucky Chucky]

I've got inspired by the first response so here's your hit song:

Life is like a nigger.
You're working hard but your wallet ain't gettin' bigger.
Your girl left you cuz she a gold digger.
Might as well suck on a gun and pull the trigger.

TO THE WINDOOOOOW!!! TO THE WALL!!!
When your life is a nigger, who you gonna call?
When there's riots outside and the economy is bout to fall.
You will be happy owning nothing at all.

Now do the nigger step:
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You ruined it, you're cheating!

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

You ruined it, you're cheating!

That's what I said,
When I found my wife in another man's bed
So I took my Chevy down to the bar
And I fucked the shit out of a prostitute

 

[mister meaner]

Not an addition to the thread but Can someone PLEASE add something of any music Value to this thread. I can’t do much with just lyrics.

I will turn a convertible into a nigger

Edit: oh yeah also the whole song is played on a guitar hero controller

Thought this would go without saying but you don’t get to dictate other people’s posts

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

Here I hope this helps

 

[Ramborambo]

Not an addition to the thread but Can someone PLEASE add something of any music Value to this thread. I can’t do much with just lyrics.

Thought this would go without saying but you don’t get to dictate other people’s posts

I don't see anyone else adding any instruments.

And yes, I do. Don't kid yourself.

 

[Fucky Chucky]

I'm struggling but lets go on:

He gave you the stick
but my man meat's thick
Pussy punch in the heart
Not even the start
The shaft wins you cunt
I'll own your cunt stunt

I just, I just don't... I sold my soul to the rhythm.

 

[mister meaner]

Come on guys, anyone wanna lay down a mean beat or some chords?

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

mister meaner, I expect this song on my desk by Monday just so you know.
Edit: upon further reflection, I believe we could go with a beat like duhchuggaduhnuhchiggachignuhduhwiwicky (record scratch) waow waowwaow (electrotrance interlude)baowwaowwwiwiwiwiwi (pretentious girl moaning from porn sound effect) wa CHOW (song becomes chinky) min nintin mikiniki rintintin...tin

 

[mister meaner]

mister meaner, I expect this song on my desk by Monday just so you know.
Edit: upon further reflection, I believe we could go with a beat like duhchuggaduhnuhchiggachignuhduhwiwicky (record scratch) waow waowwaow (electrotrance interlude)baowwaowwwiwiwiwiwi (pretentious girl moaning from porn sound effect) wa CHOW (song becomes chinky) min nintin mikiniki rintintin...tin

Yes sir
(my equivalent of Monday keep in mind)

Spoiler: Meta

Thinking I can just add a basic ”beat” that plays over all this all the entire time cause no one is really adding anything musical

 

[Idiotron]

Come on guys, anyone wanna lay down a mean beat or some chords?

I could but that would basically make the song "me feat. all of you".

 

[Fucky Chucky]

Lets just overwrite an existing songs lyrics. There are no rights to melodies so we can pretend we made this shit!

I know I may be young, but I've got feelings too
And I need to do what I feel like doing
So, let me go, and just listen

All you people look at me like I'm a little girl
Well, did you ever think it'd be OK for me to step into this world?
Always saying, "Little girl, don't step into the club"
Well, I'm just tryna find out why, 'cause dancing's what I love, yeah (Now watch me)

Get it, get it, get it, get it, oh
Get it, get it, get it, get it, whoa (Do you like it?)
Get it, get it, get it, get it, oh
(This feels good)

Becomes: what ever you want it to be but I'd prefer it to be sung by a hot young woman...

 

[mister meaner]

Becomes: what ever you want it to be but I'd prefer it to be sung by a hot young woman...

I'm on a budget of nothing so unless someone's willing to volunteer you're just getting generic text to speech