Can you guys bully me into gaining weight?

[Pruto]

I look like a fag, I hate people thinking I'm a fag, help please.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

You are actually physically weaker than fat people. They will be able to grab you with their meaty hands and sit on you until you die. Your bone arms wont do anything to their thick hide so there is no escape once they grab you.

 

[Pruto]

You are actually physically weaker than fat people. They will be able to grab you with their meaty hands and sit on you until you die. Your bone arms wont do anything to their thick hide so there is no escape once they grab you.

I know.

 

[King Fructose]

Eat more, twiggie.

 

[Mr. Bung]

What's with those little incel wrists, dude? Careful not to grip anything too tightly, you may break em'.

 

[interrobangings]

I look like a fag, I hate people thinking I'm a fag, help please.

Too late, you're gay now. Just a matter of time before JK Rowling tweets about it.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

No, I won't play into your fetishes, you fucking creep.

 

[interrobangings]

No, I won't play into your fetishes, you fucking creep.

But I thought you were a feisty little sexpiggy?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

You're a scant little man, no bigger than half a piece of soap.

 

[Least Concern]

Holy shit dude, eat a fucking sandwich or something. Dude lookin' like a grapevine in winter, shit. Put down the meth and pick up a blunt, get you some fucking munchies before you start bloating and flies start buzzing 'round you.

I could stick a rod of graphite up your ass and use you to fill out a standardized test answer form, shit.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Do it for Null.

 

[Dufe]

Gain some weight, baldy!

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

No, you are too fat. Vomit after every meal. You may be a twig but you should stop eating. It’ll make your problems go away.. eventually.

 

[Monolith]

lol thin

 

[Red Hood]

Listen up, twigboy-
You gotta get a huge helping of protein! You gotta get in the gym, you gotta start hangin' and bangin' and feeding those pythons. Take your vitamins, say your prayers, and train like a champ, brother!

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

If you go outside on windy days, do you fly?

 

[Blamo]

What kind of weight do you want to gain? If you wanna roll with the Walmart body then drink a ton of soda. If you want to bulk, then eat a lot of protein.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Eat some american salad you holocaustie

 

[Vingle]

Thin boys are easier to rape.

 

[mister meaner]

Eat more, eat healthy, and actually exercise faggot. Being stocky cause you're fat is like having a fast car cause it's falling off a cliff.