Can you help me transition? - I'm feeling depressed

[WeWuzFinns]

I'm a middle class male, but I feel like a millionaire. I often feel dysphoric when I see my account's balance. I sometimes use inspect element to add a few zeroes, so that I can pretend to be rich even for a while. It honestly sickens me, how the doctors just turn me away instead of putting me up for an account rebalancing surgery. My country is supposed to have free healthcare, but the doctors refuse to treat me. What should I do farms? Should a become a greedy coin merchant like null?

 

[Reverend]

I think you should put your meat and potatoes into a blender and then sue Ninja when they become blood sausage puree. It's the only way to go full Woke.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Get me an axe and I'll help.

 

[Solid Snek]

You're moving too quickly. These things take time.

First, you need a name for your dysphoria. Transfinancial? Non-budgetary? Polycapitalomorphic? Find something that sounds sciencey (so no-one questions your legitimacy) but is also catchy (so the knuckledraggers on twitter can shout it as a slogan)

Second, you need a flag. What colour is money in your country? Make your flag a rainbow with different shades of that.

Third, you need to go on Twitter and spam the shit out of it. Do whatever you can to suck up to Progressive Element: befriend journalists. Get in a fight with a Republican. Land a job in Google HR. Have Vladmir Putin throw you in prison. You may also want to convince at least one of your non-budetary transfinanical polycapitalomorphic comrades to 41% himself, in order to bring publicity to your cause - BUT DON'T DO IT UNTIL SOROS AND ROTHSCHILDS THINK YOU'RE USEFUL. For God's sake don't the jump the gun and kill yourself before you've got The Man on your side, because otherwise nobody will care; you'll be just another one of the 2,200 faceless nobodies who off themselves each day without anyone noticing.


Good luck, and stay strong my enbudgie sister.

 

[cakeiie]

Lift weights to get strong. Once strong, break into a bank, get tons of money.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I can help you transition from living to not living?

 

[Fucky Chucky]

I feel your pain. I've always had this big old penis between my legs but I feel like I should have two.