Can you microwave the corn kernels in your poop to make poop popcorn?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Culinary question.

 

[DankSmoker]

No, the popping kernels are a different type of corn, sorry to ruin your gross experiment.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Unrelated question.

Can you still use a microwave after you put poop in there or should I throw it out and buy a new one?

 

[DankSmoker]

Unrelated question.

Can you still use a microwave after you put poop in there or should I throw it out and buy a new one?

I think the moisture in poop would stay in there for a while, most people would just assume you warmed up some Indian food, however. As long as it's not your microwave go for it.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Paging Orville Tootenbacher.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

No, the popping kernels are a different type of corn, sorry to ruin your gross experiment.

But what if he/she had eaten raw popping kernels beforehand. Would the biological digestive process have ruined the popping mechanism if having gone through his/her bodily process out of the sphincter?

 

[Wuornos]

No, but if you microwave yourself your kernel brain will pop like corn. Try it. Make sure you livestream it so we can all watch.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

No, but if you microwave yourself your kernel brain will pop like corn. Try it. Make sure you livestream it so we can all watch.

My head doesn't fit in the microwave, dummy. I have hydrocephalus.

 

[DankSmoker]

My head doesn't fit in the microwave, dummy. I have hydrocephalus.

I've never really heard of people doing the kernels in microwave aside from the bags, maybe you can set it on the range.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I've never really heard of people doing the kernels in microwave aside from the bags, maybe you can set it on the range.

I'm going to try pooping on the stove first to see if that does anything.