"Can't have nothing nice." - Ever heard this saying?

[Marcus Zuttenheim]

I don't know how many times I've heard this said or me saying it. For some reason I think it's just absolutely fucking hysterical (maybe I'm autistic). I'm starting this Q&A thread because I wanna discuss and "story time" tell scenarios in which this has been said and/or heard and if anyone else laughed, chuckled, snickered, or down right thought it was a retarded thing to say and/or hear. So how's your experiences with this saying?

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. - Leonardo DiCaprio

 

[DerKryptid]

I was having a nice day until I read this thread

Can't have anything nice

 

[Marcus Zuttenheim]

I was having a nice day until I read this thread

Can't have anything nice

My personal favorite so far.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Quit being an incel and have children. Then you will learn the full extent of "Can't have anything nice." Even basic things can become nice. Children love to fuck shit up no matter how many beatings you give them. I keep the things I still consider "nice" in a safe in a locked room.

 

[Marcus Zuttenheim]

Quit being an incel and have children. Then you will learn the full extent of "Can't have anything nice." Even basic things can become nice. Children love to fuck shit up no matter how many beatings you give them. I keep the things I still consider "nice" in a safe in a locked room.

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