CathLARPers, it's Sunday, when was your last confession, and when was the last time you attended Mass? - Actually, LARPing involves going outside and interacting with other people. It's just RP

[Gangstalker #32194]

It's perfectly understandable if you haven't been able to make the time lately. Establishing a theocracy requires a lot of contrived courtly intrigue. It may seem like an endless stream of counterproductive idiotic petty bullshit to the unwashed masses, but once you're finally in charge after the glorious revolution, they won't be laughing then.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Why wouldn't you just go in confession and say "It's been one week since my last confession, also I lied one time."

"Also I'm not shitting in the confessional, Father. And put me down for one more lie."