Lovequest Catie Date Audio Part 4 (fourth 30 minutes)

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The fourth 30 minutes of audio of the Catie Date. (and the end of the applebees convo)
If you haven't already, please don't forget to listen to Parts 1, 2, and 3 first.
Comments and questions are welcome, ask away.

EDIT: Please feel free to update/edit the cwcki with any new information/insights from the audio.



 
it really is fascinating to see/hear someone just pour out their entire biography with the tiniest prompting

you can tell how lonely he is :/

I've been wondering - how 'reactive' was he towards the other people in the restaurant? He sounds fine enough with the waitress, but I get the impression he was merely tolerating everyone else.
 
Goddamnit, it's the dead of night where I live and now... and now you release it? Geez.

Anyway, thanks!

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And of course we go right back at insulting Snyder and Bell. Class act.
The fact he constantly refers to his mother about theories like Bell being a wuss or Snyder being the mastermind behind it all... holy fuck.

Also Jailbird-Details FUCK YEAH!

Edit number 2 after relistening to the beginning:

Catie: "What was his defense?"
Chris: "Yeah well, I don't remember too well... my mother paid more attention to the details..."
(or something along those lines)

Godbeardamnit, Chris. It's not like that trial was a major event in your life, now was it?

Edit 3 - Goddamnit the hits just keep on coming man-edition:

So Chris says Barb could take care of some Children (I think that has been brought up in some thread already, once) but he underlines this by giving the example of her taking care of their dogs?
The same dogs that shit and piss whereever their rotundly shaped, far overweight bodies are at the moment... the dogs that have no kind of training or discipline who apparenlty growl at every stranger?
Just... wow.
 
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I find it odd how few questions Chris has for Catie. After all this is his wife and mother to be.
What, are you insinuating that Chris is actually interested in the other person? Oh, you card...

The only thing Chris is interested in is to know if she's willing to be casted for the role of fuckmommy and Crystal-dispenser that Godbear has set up for her. Everything else aside from that is condensed to "You're so sweet and caring!".
 
Anna gets a shoutout but not Kengle... :heart-empty:

So as if he needed another obstacle to get in the way of his Love Quest - damn he's adamant about the merest suggestion that Barb moves out if Catie were to marry him. God.

Also Chris A-Logging on other people with mental handicaps - so classy. And kek you almost fucked up at the end when Chris asked about the mechanic, good save.
 
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I find it odd how few questions Chris has for Catie. After all this is his wife and mother to be.

Chris probably didn't care much about Catie as a person. I think that Chris was just happy that someone had come along to be his caretaker/fuckmommy, although Chris, with his ego, probably thought of Catie as more of a personal servant/ piece of property of his than as an actual other human being with thoughts, interests, and emotions.

Chris has a very concrete, fixed idea of what the role of a sweetheart is, and what they and the relationship are going to be like. Chris views a sweetheart coming along as simply a person to fill a role, much like a peg fitting right into a hole and filling it.

Chris's line of thought is simply, "I'm lonely. Where's my sweetheart to fufill my dream of having my daughter christal? Hey, Catie's here! Now we'll live happily ever after! Yay!".

Chris doesn't have an adult view of relationships, or of life in general. Chris isn't thinking of the details because he's not aware of them, he's not thinking like an adult does about relationships. Chris doesn't understand or appreciate just how big a deal marriage is, or how complex relationships can be.

Chris has a very simple, idyllic, and pure idea of what love is, he expects a sweetheart to come along some day out of the blue and sweep him off his feet. He's just waiting for it to happen. His mindset about love is that of a small girl who's read too many fairy tales, it doesn't have much depth and isn't realistic.
 
Also why does Chris think Barb is competent of raising them for him?
Because Chris is an idiot who has no idea what he's talking about.

Also, Chris wants Catie to marry him so that she'll take care of him and so that he can sex her. Chris is probably just trying to assure Catie and Al that the marriage will work and that he has something to offer Catie, something to bring to the table too, so to speak. Chris is telling Catie what he thinks she wants to hear.

For all his stupidity, Chris is an expert at lying when it's convenient for himself, avoiding the issue, glossing over things, and ignoring potential problems when they come up in conversation. Chris probably learned those habits from his parents.
 
In response to chris being a pro glosser/liar it was interesting to see how quickly he veered off the Robert bell topic.

He didn't approve of Rob bell because he wasn't on the conspiracy side of the story and he was called an "adult autistic child"
 
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Wow, he actually tried to change the subject after claiming Snyder hurt himself. The only other time I heard him show as much apprehension during this conversation is when he was later asked about the theoretical girlfriends and what that meant. They're events where the mental gymnastics are so twisted that even trying to give a quick explanation seems to tax him.
 
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