"Cecil Ray Harper / God's Playwright" - Uses his Christianity to get into Hollywood.

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

Cecil Ray Harper (born November 5 1972, in Lombard, Illinois)

This guy basically wrote some book called Grandmama Knew What She Was Talking About! with his trojan horse production company: "God's Cotton Pic'N Production". He thought that he was going to be the Christian version of Tyler Perry.

http://godsplaywright.net/index.html (shitty website)

https://archive.vn/p0nio (shitty book)

https://archive.vn/3RhVF (twitter)

harpercecil@yahoo.com (email)

1-(619) 674-7519 (phone number)

https://www.linkedin.com/in/cecil-ray-harper-5a2b5117 (LinkedIn)

https://archive.vn/0vwGF (Facebook)

https://www.stage32.com/profile/400675 (weird shit)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUp4l05ZmaGkfr0PTfttdXA (half-baked youtube channel)

https://vimeo.com/user87807686 (vimeo)

Mission Statement : To bring Glory and Honor to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, using Mass Media to present the Gospel and it's power to change lives. To those behind bars and the homeless, as well as main stream America and beyond through Original Films, Stage Plays, Television Show concepts and Advertising Marketing Campaigns.

Cecil Ray Harper
Founder & CEO Harper Enterprise:
"GOD'S Cotton Pic'N Production!"


Excerpt from Act 1:
"GRANDMAMMA THE WHOLE COMMUNITY IS AWARE THAT BUBBA HASSOME … ‘SERIOUS ISSUES’ … THAT HE’S DEALING WITH!"

GRANDMAMMA

"I‘M AT MY WITS END! … BUBBA IS DRINKING! … HE DRINKS24/7. … I THINK HE’S ON DRUGS TOO! NOW THINGS ARE COMING UPMISSING AROUND THE HOUSE. … MY RARE MUSIC COLLECTION ISDISAPPEARING!

REV. RUNAMUCK

GET OUT OF HERE!

GRANDMAMMA

I KID YOU NOT! … I CAN’T FIND ANY OF MY JAMES CLEAVAND NORMY KURT FRANKLIN!

DR. BODEEN

JAMES CLEAVAND AND KURT FRANKLIN?

 

[Maskull]

This hardly tells me a thing about the subject. Who is he and why should I care? I'm not going to go through each of your links to find out.

 

[Krystal]

Could be potential, but so far don't see it.

 

[Spooky Bones]

OK, that's a decent start to linking to his stuff, but where's the funny, though? Being bad at writing and religious does not a lolcow make.

... or maybe he's actually kind of based?

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

smogface

 

[Troonos]

Why's he a lolcow? Norman Boutin is a bad writer, but he's also completely insane. This guy just sucks at writing.

 

[NerdShamer]

For every good thread we get 3 crappy ones...

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

https://archive.org/details/cecil-ray-harper-grandmama-knew-what-she-was-talking-about here's the entire book in full.

 

[Maskull]

https://archive.org/details/cecil-ray-harper-grandmama-knew-what-she-was-talking-about here's the entire book in full.

So what?

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

So what?

The funny is in the story. Read it for yourself and see if it's hilarious.

 

[Maskull]

The funny is in the story.

You cannot compel anyone here to read the entirety of a shitty book based on what you've said. You read it first and then convince us it is worth the time.

 

[WarJams]

So he hasn't tweeted since 2016? That was a year for peak salt production! If he couldn't even muster anything laughable in 2016, I don't think there is any potential here.

Which leads me to the question, how did you find him, OP?

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

So he hasn't tweeted since 2016? That was a year for peak salt production! If he couldn't even muster anything laughable in 2016, I don't think there is any potential here.

Which leads me to the question, how did you find him, OP?

A friend of mine gave me a copy of his book. Honestly thought it was half baked, so I went to find the guy who wrote it. Also, he replied to some tweets in July 2020

 

[Lolcow Imperium]

Obligatory

 

[Regenbogen]

who gives a shit the guy is based

 

[The Fool]

OP how the fuck have you been here for four months and 300 posts and you think this is in any way shape or form acceptable?

The funny is in the story. Read it for yourself and see if it's hilarious.

Since this response is basically "fuck you" I'll directly say "fuck you" in response.

Fuck you.

 

[naught]

>uses his Christianity to get into Hollywood.


Seems a bit naff.